Hello everyone! GrayxSilver is back...and he's ready for revenge. Of course, you may be wondering what I am talking about, and why I am talking in the third person. To answer your questions, I am talking about my character in here, and I am talking in the third person because I am just weird that way. So...Enjoy!
GrayxSilver's voice boomed from up above. "So, Blossomfall. Ready to have your kits?" Blossomfall sent a death glare up to the nearest cloud. "When I have my kits, after I kill Thornclaw for not wearing a condom, I will kill you. And trust me, your death will be as painful as possible. I will torture Jayfeather until he finds a way to extract blood and turn it into acid without killing someone. I will keep scratching him until he finds you and kidnaps you to take you to my den so that I can burn your body with your own acid blood."
There was silence throughout the whole clan, considering they all heard the conversation. Sadly, the only cats who weren't quiet were Leafpool and Graystripe, who were dancing around like they were high on heroin. Of course, catnip is pretty similar. GrayxSilver kept silent, until he gained the courage to speak. "Well, looks like I'm going to make your kits take after Thornclaw, but either way, you'll still be able to torture Jayfeather... Well, too bad! Looks like there will be many kits after all of your children forget to buy condoms. Even if they don't, there won't be any of them left to get. Looks like this clan is destined for many kits."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jayfeather and Blossomfall screamed in unison. Graystripe suddenly ran up. "Wait! You want more kits? Millie, come here! And don't forget to burn up the condoms!"
Leafpool laughed hard, with tears bursting out of her eyes. Her mood swings were becoming out of hand. So were Blossomfall's. "GrayxSilver I love you so much you are so nice and cute and hot and I WUV YOU!" GrayxSilver laughed sarcastically. "Wow, I should write good mood swings more often!" Leafpool, however, was in a terrible mood swing now. "GrayxSilver I hope you stick your hand up a crab's butt and he poops on it and it starts raining and you get pinched and you are almost dead because your jingle bell sleigh crashes!" GrayxSilver was silent. "Well, looks like I'm not going to Grandma's House this summer... and by the way, Leafpool? That really didn't make any sense whatsoever. Even for me, and you all know how crazy I am..."
Suddenly, Bramblestar jumped onto a tree. "Hello little catnip sluts! Wait! Oh, I mean...minions? No wait...what's the word...oh yeah. Friends." Graystripe started cracking up and Ivypool took out her chocolate stash to rub it all over her body. "Well, we are all going to a gathering! And this time...for the first time ever, we are taking every single one of the 1,000,000,000,000 cats in this clan!" GrayxSilver rubbed his invisible hands together. "Mwahahahaha! This should be fun...FOR ME! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Hi! Can't wait for next month when the next book comes out of Dawn of the Clans! Sorry it has been taking me so long for me to update chapters, but I've been juggling three different fanfics plus all of this crazy school work...I'm just busy, but I will try to update more...Hope you all liked this! R&R!