Thunderclan is CRAZY!

by FrickleBib

Why is Thunderclan crazy, you might ask... well, let's just say it involves catnip, chocolate, thousands of kits, and an evil mastermind who controls everything. Remember...There can never be too much randomness... READ TO FIND OUT! Rated M for some events that are TOO crazy for some people and some sexual references.

25. Chapter 25

Hello everybody! Finally literally after almost three months, I am back and hopefully will be updating more often, but I am so so so sorry about how I haven't been on in a while. Please don't hate me! I hope this chapter can redeem me, because we are going to a gathering!

The stampede of cats marched over the log to the island and trudged into the clearing with their chocolate faces and catnip mustaches. "Greetings Thunderclan. And welcome to the 500th gath-" Mistystar paused when she saw the mustaches. "Uh... Is that... catnip?"

**two seconds later**

"Woohoo!" Graystripe was stuffing chocolate into his ears and all over Mistystar. (Whom he was currently raping.) "Oh yeah!" Mistystar groaned and spontaneously combusted all over Graystripe's thing. "Agh! I finally get to get some use out of those condoms! I never use them..." Mistystar looked at Graystripe in disgust. "You're wearing a condom? But I wanna have your babies! " Graystripe stopped mid-thrust and ripped off the condom and kept on raping her.

Leafpool took out her phone to watch porn and masturbate while Crowfeather gave birth. The Starclan cats, the only sane ones, looked up at the sky. "Gray, are you sure you're not mixed up?" GrayxSilver looked down and saw what was going on. "Nope, nope... I'm pretty sure this is normal..." Yellowfang rolled her eyes. "I knew I shouldn't have given him crack this morning..."

"Hey, I thought you and Millie burned up the condoms!" Mistystar said to Graystripe as he was handing out some more catnip. Graystripe sighed. "Well, some things just aren't worth knowing." Mistystar walked over to Blossomfall to get a pregnancy test. "Prostitute...OH! I mean...positive. Yeah, that's totally what I meant." Mistystar laughed maniacally because she was high on catnip. "Yeah well both of them are true..." Graystripe sucked up all the catnip he could. "Come my sex-slave! I have a job for you!"

"Coming pimp!"

Eh, uh...Well... I updated! :3 Did you guys enjoy it? And since I haven't updated in forever, I am expecting many many reviews... So get reviewing! :D R&R!