I'm back! See, I told you I would update more often now! Well, considering how short the last chapter was, I am going to try and make this one even bigger! :D Hope you guys like it! Also, I didn't get many reviews on my last chapter and I used to get a whole lot more, and I really hope no one stopped reading during my break! Please enjoy!
GrayxSilver was on his laptop in the sky and looked down to see that Mistystar was moving into the nursery. "Ah, now how many kits should she have... MWAHAHAHA!" Jayfeather got out of his den at 3:00 in the morning. "Don't you even think about it, Gray. You know how much I hate kits..."
"Exactly. HAHAHAHAHA!"
Almost on cue, Blossomfall woke up. "OhmyStarclan! I just had a horrible nightmare that Gray was going to make Mistystar have trillions of kits!"
"Uh, Blossomfall...That wasn't a..."
"Shhhhh..." GrayxSilver shushed him. "Let her believe it was a dream. Then she'll be more scared when it actually happens..." Jayfeather rolled his eyes in exasperation, but retired back to his nest.
In the morning, Ivypool had already ordered her chocolate trucks to replace all of the pool water with chocolate, and Graystripe had already learned how to make catnip from scratch, and was currently giving the kits a lesson on how to do it. "Oh, So that's why you raped her... Can I try?" Cocopuffkit smiled at Graystripe.
"Of course you can! After all, I'm pretty sure those newborns could use a lesson on mating..." Suddenly, Sandstorm barged in. "OhmyStarclan what the Dark Forest are you teaching these kits?!" Graystripe shrugged and quickly snuffed out the pot Catnipkit was currently smoking. "Oh no. That is just to disturbing, even for an M rated fanfic! GrayxSilver, how could you put this stuff in a fanfiction?"
GrayxSilver quickly erased the smut he was typing...
"Ok... Over here! Slowly, slowly, slowly... That's it! Now drop the load!" Ivypool was directing the chocolate truck to the now empty pool. All the kits and apprentices were watching with their tongues out. Before the truck dropped the load, Graystripe, of course, spiked the chocolate with tons of catnip.
"OK! Now everybody jump in!" Everyone screamed as they cannon-balled into the pool. Ivypool started licking all around her. "Oh my goodness this is the best chocolate I have ever tasted in my whole entire life! Wait, I think I'm getting high... Oh well! MORE CHOCOLATE!"
All of the kits were out in the chocolate pool either stuffing themselves or getting high, and the adults were in the chairs, nude. Even Sandstorm got high, thanks to Graystripe. GrayxSilver, who was rapidly typing on his laptop was watching with disgust as Crowfeather and Leafpool mated with a kit in between them. "This is fun!" Drunkkit screamed in happiness.
Jayfeather rolled his eyes at this. "Wow. Two cats pregnant in one mating session? That's a new record for both of us. You have just accomplished something no one else has, and I have to do more work! UGH!" He stormed off into his den where Blossomfall was crying. "Jayfeather can you do me a favor?" Jayfeather groaned. "Why not... And why are you crying?"
She sniffled. "I-I got high and...well..."
"Yes?"
"Well, I sort of mated with Thornclaw again..."
Jayfeather's eyes almost popped out of his head. "OhmyStarclan..."
"C-Can you give me a pregnancy test?" Jayfeather rummaged through his things and found one. A few minutes later, Blossomfall came back, anxious to find out what the results were. "Ok, Jayfeather. You do it." Jayfeather uneasily took the pregnancy test of Blossomfall and read it. He showed it to Blossomfall, and they both screamed in unison, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
MORE KITS! YAY! Well, yay for us at least. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and please review! PLEASE! Also, I have an idea of when I'm going to be ending this fanfiction and how, but it is up to you if I make a sequel. If I get over 200 reviews by the end of the fic, I will post a sequel after this is done, which will be a while away... R&R!
