Lol Well... I'm back again, and I come with a new chapter from me to you, about Perry the Platypus. I'm just kidding! XD Well here come the kits, the chocolate, the mating, the sex-jokes and... CATNIP! ENJOY!

"Catnip! Coming through!" Bramblestar stormed into the camp with five barrels of catnip. Everyone rushed up to get some of the addictive powder. "NOOOOOOOOO!" Jayfeather and Blossomfall were huddled up in a corner, crying their eyeballs out. "No! I can't have any more kits!"

"All they do is ruin my life!"

"Yeah!"

They both continued to cry until Jayfeather finally had an idea. "Hey, Blossomfall, maybe we should overdose on catnip! Then we could be dead and never have to see the face of kit again!"

"Good idea!"

Both of them ran over to the catnip supply and started stuffing their faces. Meanwhile, Graystripe was mating with Mistystar again, because as it turns out, her pregnancy was a false alarm... So Graystripe was trying again! :D.

Mistystar moaned loudly as Graystripe rode her. Cocopuffkit was watching with interest, trying to see what to teach the newborns. "Now kits, get on top of each other like this," Cocopuffkit demonstrated. "Then you mate with her!" The kits started screaming in happiness because they were high and because they were mating for the first time. Jayfeather and Blossomfall looked over to see where all of the groans were coming from. As soon as they saw what was going on, they almost started to cry again. "Oh my Starclan. Kits mating with other kits and having kits?! All of them?! We already have trillions of kits! Now we'll have ten times as much!"

Jayfeather looked at her sternly. "I'm high. And I like you a lot. Let's mate."

"OK!"

Then, unexpectedly, Jayfeather and Blossomfall started mating with each other!

"Wait a minute... I didn't write that!" GrayxSilver scanned his laptop. "And plus, is it possible for someone to mate with a pregnant cat?"

"Who cares!" Jayfeather screamed as he finished mating with Blossomfall. Blossomfall was out of breath, but she soon ate more catnip. "Again?"

"Yeah!"

Immediately Jayfeather and Blossomfall started mating again and again and again.

GrayxSilver stared at them, mischievously, wondering what their reaction would be when they found out Jayfeather was the father...

Soon, all of the kits were done mating and the she-kits all got pregnant two seconds later. "Wait, how is that even physically possible?"

GrayxSilver looked at the cat who had asked the question. "They're all high on spiked chocolate and catnip. Anything can happen!"

Randomness galore all of it here... I really hope you guys enjoyed this mate-tastic chapter all about sex, and I hope none of you stopped reading this, because I promise I have something really big in store for all of you! Get reviewing! I'm still not to 200 reviews yet... R&R!