Hey guys I am back and I am now extremealy excited! Guess why! You guessed it! School is out! :) I am now going to channel all of my excitement into this chapter, so be prepared for a really odd chapter! Enjoy!

GrayxSilver was casually typing on his invisible laptop in the sky when he suddenly saw a cat next to him. He was about to scream, but he stopped himself before he gave away his hiding spot. How in the world had this crazy cat gotten up here? His hiding spot was perfect! No one ever could find him because he was invisible, but somehow, a cat had come here! How? GrayxSilver quickly put on his authoritative voice and started speaking. "Who dares enter my kingdom?"

The kit looked around, surprised. "Wha-What was that? Who said that?"

"It is I, the great GrayxSilver! Now bow before me!"

"Oh no, I'm not doing that. Mommy told me that you ruined her life."

GrayxSilver quickly stopped talking and rolled his eyes. "Oh. So you must be one of Blossomfall's kits, huh?"

"Yes, and you must be the insane man who can't stop getting high."

GrayxSilver stared at the kit incredulously. "What are you talking about, little kid?"

"I'm talking about you forcing innocent little kits to get high on spiked chocolate and barrels of catnip."

"Well...I... Who told you?"

The kit looked around, making sure his mother couldn't hear. "Well, you wrote in your laptop that we mated with other kits and had babies in two seconds, so thanks to you, my mother is also a grandmother."

GrayxSilver laughed at this. "You see? Good ratings!"

"What?"

"Nothing."

And with that, GrayxSilver quickly typed something in his laptop, and the kit disappeared. "Phew. Now I can work in peace."

Back on Earth, the cats were still mating with each other, enjoying themselves. "Children! Stop this madness at once!" Sandstorm was scurrying from place to place, trying to keep more kits from mating. She had a handful of baby wipes and chocolate, so the kits almost immediately stopped and nibbled on their delicious chocolate.

"Yay! We have the biggest population of cats I all of the clans!"

A kit was screaming from the high rock, shouting out all kinds of stuff that made some of the elders have heart-attacks. "Silence!" Bramblestar finally screamed at the top of his lungs. "Now kits, go back to your dens. Now!"

All of the kits rushed to their dens in silence, leaving the adults to finally have some alone time. Jayfeather and Blossomfall were still continuously mating, so Bramblestar gave an order for all adult cats to mate with random cats. He moaned as Squirrelflight went under him and they mated. Brackenfur grabbed his mate, Sorreltail, and they continuously mated, while Leafpool and Crowfeather also enjoyed each other's company.

"This is fun, but I think it needs more..." GrayxSilver thought to himself for a moment. "Of course!" He shouted. "Chocolate rain time again!"

Soon all of the mating adults were covered in chocolate and were licking each other. Looks like Jayfeather will be having a heart attack when he is sober again.

Well guys, did you enjoy the randomness in this one? I promise that the next one won't be about mating too much, because it is kind of getting old for me, but I have some other idea. Also, could you guys give me some ideas, also? Thanks! R&R!