Hey guys! I'm back again! I know the last chapter was another short one, but I hope this one is at least slightly longer. I've been receiving very little requests, so I need you guys to step up your reviewing. I need more if I am to go ahead with the sequel. The sequel, little do you know, will be slightly more story driven and will take place in a whole new place... (A place like...*cough*Earth*cough*)Anyways, get reading! Enjoy!
"Okay kids, I think I have a plan." Sandstorm was sitting with the kits and apprentices, plotting against a certain fanfiction writer.
"Uh, Grandma?"
Jayfeather walked into the dirt place where Sandstorm sat. She turned around, her eyes wild like a high, sex-crazed animal. (Like Graystripe...) Thankfully, Graystripe was back in camp trying to impregnate Millie...again. "What do you want, Jayfeather? Can't you see I'm trying to assassinate GrayxSilver?"
Before Jayfeather could answer, a cough sounded from above. "Sandstorm, keep in mind that I can hear you. You can't do anything without my knowledge."
GrayxSilver was smirking up on his cloud.
However, Sandstorm was not done. "Oh yeah? Then obviously you knew I pissed on your laptop."
"What?!" GrayxSilver shrieked and the cats below could hear a loud crash. "Sandstorm! You made me break my laptop just now! Now I can't check my ratings!" GrayxSilver then began to wail loudly. Sandstorm started laughing like a maniac. Unfortunately for her, GrayxSilver was seeking revenge. "Guess what, Sandstorm! I have a kindle! Take that!"
The cats below could then hear the tapping of GrayxSilver's fingers on the kindle. Suddenly, Sandstorm was teleported to camp and was moving on her own. "Huh? What are you doing to me, GrayxSilver!?"
She heard a laugh,but no reply as she realized she was entering the medicine den, heading straight for the catnip supply... "Not again..." Sandstorm then was forced to partake of the catnip. You all know what happened next.
"Woohoo!" Bramblestar stumbled up to the announcing post, almost toppling over. Graystripe followed him. "Everybody eat catnip! All hail GrayxSilver!"
YAAAAAAAAAAASS BOO WORK IT!" The clan cheered as Graystripe did a strip dance. "No! Close your eyes, kits!" Sandstorm frantically ran around, trying to find the memory wipes, but had no luck. "No! Turn away kits! Don't give in to the horniness!"
"You can't escape!" GrayxSilver bellowed. The clouds then turned dark brown and started raining brown liquid! "Chocolate rain!" Graystripe then began rubbing it all over himself. "Come lick it off me, Brackenfur and Lionblaze! I need some extra stimulation while I fuck Millie!"
"No! Bisexuality!" Sandstorm screeched as she hid as many eyes as she could. Then, she suddenly realized something. "Guys, this isn't chocolate!" Everyone suddenly froze, horrified. "Then what is it?" Sorreltail asked over Graystripe's moans.
"It's..." Sandstorm sniffed the air. "It's shit! Liquid shit!"
Everyone gasped. "It's splart!" Leafpool suddenly screeched.
"That isn't chocolate!" Crowfeather added.
"It's the same thing!" Some random kit shrieked. Suddenly, everyone went back to going crazy. "Let's eat it!" Someone else screamed as Sandstorm barfed.
However, everyone stopped when Jayfeather screeched over the noise, "Blossomfall is giving birth to my kits!"
With that, Jayfeather, committed suicide and fell to the ground. However, everyone just laughed. The kits would resurrect him later, and Blossomfall had given birth to so many kits, these will just pop out of her saggy-ass no walls vagina.
Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed my cruel sense of humor! GET REVIEWING, YOU LAZY SHITS! Ahem. Thanks for reading! R&R!