Hey guys! It has been only a couple months short of a year since my previous update, and I'm ready for more! Why? I have no idea!

I'll just get to the story. Enjoy!

Also, there are SPOILERS AHEAD from The Apprentice's Quest... Enjoy!

Sandstorm lay motionless in her den.

"Why me?" She murmured, pitifully.

"What's wrong?" GrayxSilver thundered from above. He was confused. "I already got rid of the splart!"

"I just finished reading The Apprentice's Quest and I was killed off!" She wailed, eyeballs shooting out salty tears.

"Oh, yeah. I forgot this story was supposed to have at least a tiny sliver of canon-ness to it. Guess you'll have to die here."

Meanwhile, the kits were still planning on resurrecting their father, Jayfeather. He had killed himself and lay on a shrine.

"How should we do this?" One kit, Titty-milkkit, asked.

"I don't know." Another kit, Shaniqualiahonipricklebootybitchkit, replied.

Suddenly, there was a voice from the sky. "Go there!" A light was shining on Sandstorm. "She is the answer!"

"Oh! Thanks GraxSilver!"

GrayxSilver was embarrassed. "How'd you know it was me?"

Sandstorm answered, "Well, you're the only sky guy with Chocolate-Meth on your breath."

"Oh. I see."

Meanwhile, the kits were hoisting Sandstorm on top of Jayfeather's lifeless body. "His life for hers!" They chanted.

Ratchetkit and Hoodkit, kits born to Shaniqualiahonipricklebootybitchkit during the kit mating scandal, were the ones who shanked Sandstorm. As the blood hit Jayfeather's nose, he came back to life.

"Why? Why couldn't you just let me die? Fuck me!"

"Okay!"

At that moment, Blossomfall jumped onto Jayfeather and they fucked again.

GrayxSilver began crying. What was his life? Why was he still writing this shifty fanfiction? Should he stop? He then typed those questions into his laptop as he posted the chapter. Maybe Thunderclan should just cease to exist. Maybe... Maybe...

GrayxSilver then woke up from his dream and looked down to see Jayfeather and Blossomfall still mating as the kits went back about their daily business. Phew. Not ending this anytime soon.

Well in all honesty, I really haven't been feeling up to writing fanfictions anymore. I plan on finishing my "Love Always Wins " fanfiction, but I don't know if Ill be able to finish this one. Let me know what you guys think; I've been VERY lazy with both my writing and simply getting on here TO write. Is it still funny? Has it lost its pizzazz?

Help! R&R!