Disclaimer: Still don't own Chuck or Anna.
A/N: I'm undecided as to whether I'll do an A/N in every chapter, but let me know what you think. I like doing it, as it makes me feel like we're having a discussion, but I don't know, it could be annoying to you, the reader. Please read and review.
Anna vs. the Helicopter
Dammit, Morgan is such a child!
Anna watches as Chuck and Morgan play bull fighter with the red Large-Mart table cloth, and for what must be the millionth time since she came to Buy More, she thinks it would be best for Chuck if his annoying little bearded friend was shipped off to Hawaii or something. She does have connections in the South Pacific, so maybe she could arrange something. She'll have to call her parents later and see if there's anything that can be done.
Of course, Morgan isn't the worst part of working here. In fact, he's far from it. She's far more bothered by the gross come-ons of the resident town drunk, Jeff. He's been all over her since the second she walked in the door to fill out an application, and he's never let up. There is a part of her that almost feels like it would serve her purpose to rock his world one good time just to shut him up, but then she is pretty sure that would be the end of her interest in men forever. How could she ever be with another man without thinking about the single most horrifying sexual experience of her life? No, sleeping with Jeff would almost assuredly lead to full blown lesbianism, and with the male population of the store, she's already teetering on that ledge of pansexuality, in danger of falling forever into the abyss of long vacations, pet cats, and benefit dinners for multiple causes, many of which Anna really couldn't care any less about. She's never even met anyone from Eritrea, why should she care about the girls there being schooled?
Although, maybe those long vacations wouldn't be bad if it would rescue her from this land of idiots. And as she watches the long-legged blonde who now works at Weinerlicious come strutting into the store to see her nerd in shining armor, it dawns on Anna that the eye candy of the female persuasion around these parts is certainly looking up these days. Maybe if Chuck ever screws things up with that woman, Anna could be there as shoulder to cry on. And when the tears stopped, oh, that's when the fun would begin.
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