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A/N: Wow, these are really fun. I just might finish them up today! Or not... Hmm. Either way, I hope you're enjoying it. Please read and review. Thanks!
Anna vs. the Tango
Could the night get any worse? First, she's stuck with Morgan, Lester, and the ever disgusting Jeff. Morgan she can handle in small doses. Lester is pretty harmless without Jeff, because, as any girl knows, he cowers under a penetrating gaze, and false come-ons. In fact, Anna is pretty sure Lester still has his V-Card. That's probably a wonderful thing for mankind, she reasons, as the less opportunity Lester has of infecting the world with more weak, useless members of his gene pool, the better. Then there's Jeff, and, well, nothing really needs to be said about how much she loathes Jeff. The fact that his overtaxed liver hasn't shut down yet, leaving him dead in a puddle of his own waste is not only surprising to Anna, it's also disappointing.
But as bad as the company is, she should have still been out of the store by eight, or eight-thirty at the latest. But oh no, then Harry Tang had to come in with a load more work to be done.
She tries to leave, and in her annoyance she makes an offhand comment that she knows she'll regret.
What the hell was I thinking mentioning my more adventurous sexual experiences in front of these overgrown thirteen year-old boys?
She knows she'll never live that one down, and now, as she sits in the back room, mentally preparing herself to do more work on broken computers - work which, by the way, is still well beneath her potential – she starts to add do the growing list that she's had in her head for many months now: 100 Ways to Kill Harry Tang. Well, it will be at least 101 after tonight, and the longer she's forced to stay there, the more it's looking like it may make it to 102 before the evening is over.
That's when something positive finally happens for Anna. Dumbass Morgan decides to play the leader of the pack again, and charges into the cage, removing the doorstop and, yep, locking himself in. There's no way to open it, and thus, no way to keep working. Harry Tang may be the assistant manager after this, but that's another problem for another day. And maybe it's time for Harry to have his run in with Norman anyway. Online poker, here I come!
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