Chapter Five: Positive
"So, what was the results?"
Sabrina and Haylie were basically having a girls day at the mall, while the guys were out doing…guy things, when the duo of blondes were sitting on the bench, drinking iced tea when Sabrina asked the question.
"It said positive." Haylie replied.
"Oh my Gosh, really?" Sabrina asked.
Haylie nodded yes and Sabrina hugged her sister in law. "Congratulations Haylie."
"Yeah, thanks." Haylie said sadly.
"What's wrong?" Sabrina asked as she let go of the hug.
"I juswt don't know how to break the news to Mike, that's all." Haylie replied still sounding sad.
"Hey, he'll probably be too speechless to say anything." Sabrina replied.
"The only guy who would do that would be Josh, who ended up literally picking you up and ended up singing "For she's a jolly good future mother." For like fifteen hours." Haylie replied.
"Still, Mike'll probably be speechless."
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"What would you do if Haylie suddenly became pregnant?" Josh asked.
Him and Mike were playing basketball in Josh's backyard when Josh asked that question, and Mike was just getting plain annoyed. First Haylie asked this question, now her brother. What the fuck is up with the question? Is Haylie literally pregnant or something?
"Well, probably say congratulations or something I don't know." Mike replied as he took a shot from half court.
"Really? I thought you'd be one of those guys that would hear that his girlfriend or wife is unexplainably pregnant and just leaves her." Josh commented.
"Well, I would do that if I find out the kid isn't mine." Mike replied.
"Well, I just got to say this, if you find out that Haylie's pregnant, please don't leave her ass." Josh said.
"Uh, why?" Mike asked.
"Because I'll cut off you're arms and legs, throw them in the Atlantic Ocean, cut your head off and mount it in my bed room wall and throw your abdomen in the sewage waste." Josh replied.
There was a perioud of silence before Mike randomly comments, "Ouch."