Celeana awoke feeling giddy and excited. This was going to be fun. She always dreamed of a world where she was nobody and this was her chance. And Chaol was coming with her, even better!
She walked down to his rooms to find his stacking his books into a suitcase. He had gotten rid of everything else. Picked up the rug, stripped the bed, empty draws. She walked up behind and wrapped her arms around his waist, and he tensed. Probably thinking he was being kidnapped.
"Morning..." She purred and relaxed into her.
"You really shouldn't scare me like that, Mrs Sardothian."
"Why? What could you possibly do. Other then scream in my face about respect and blah, blah, blah."
Then suddenly she was pinned to his bed. And he picked himself up to his forearms, legs tangling.
"I could deprive you of my kisses for a week." He told her, all to serious.
She scoffed at him,
"Pfft. If I recall correctly, it's you that can't keep off me."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes really," she patted his chest, "Now get off me big fella. We have a plane to catch."
He scowled at her, but hopped up nevertheless. He walked her back to her rooms,bid her goodbye and told her to get in the shower. She whacked him across the face and he smirked.
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Vallyrie Cain smiled as her husband fell off the bed. Old age had added to his clumsiness. No matter how many times he tried to deny it, but Skulduggery Pleasant wasn't as elegant as he used to be.
She watched him sit up and glare at her.
"Valkyrie, I know your a bed hog, but you don't need to kick me off the bed."
She smiled suggestively and crawled to the edge of the bed. Skulduggery sat on his knees and grabbed her face in his hands, kissing her so hard that she thought she was going to faint.
His tounge ran along her bottom lip and she declined the offer. He sucked on her lip and pulled on it causing her to gasp and he took the opportunity. Their tounges having a battle of dominance when his phone rang. He groaned and reluctantly pulled away.
"Mr Pleasant, we are in deep trouble." Said a deep, rough voice.