Disclaimer: I don't own Chuck or Anna.
A/N: Okay, I'm back to work. I'll try to get my update next week out by Monday, so as to not fall behind again, I swear. Oh, and this chapter is a little more racy, so if you're uncomfortable with talk of open sexuality (nothing to explicit, and nothing actually happens, just Anna's dirty thoughts), then you might want to give this chapter a pass. I must have been in a dirty, dirty mood myself when I wrote it, because…well, you'll see, hehe. Please review. Thanks!
Although she is much fonder of the product at the new eatery, Anna misses the Weinerlicious. While the new frozen yogurt place with the ridiculous double name might have it all over the big "W" in what they serve, Orange Orange lacks in two very major categories.
The first is availability. While Weinerlicious was never choice "A" for lunchtime to the female Nerd Herder, it was still nice to have more options than Sbarro when it was time to eat, although the little pizzeria is kind of the go-to spot for her.
After all, there's something really cool, and a little erotic about eating a pizza named after boyfriend, or at least in his "honor". It's probably why Sarah still goes to eat at Lou's Deli even after that horrible thing between the sandwich maker, the blonde, and the lead Nerd Herder last year. Lou will still serve up a "Chuck" if asked, and Anna's sure that Sarah gets off on eating that a little. That's why that all cheese pizza is such a staple in Anna's diet. It's sexy, really.
But back to the matter at hand: the Orange Orange isn't as available. For whatever reason, since Sarah's new place of employment opened their doors, they never seem to stay open long. At least every third trip across the parking lot of the plaza seems to yield a closed sign on the door, and no sign of the yogurt slinger to be found. Maybe if they would just hire more help, they could stay open for more than five minutes at a time. Not that Anna sees why it's so vital for Sarah to run off to do, well, whatever it is that she does that prompts her to close up shop so often, but still, more help would, well, help.
The other reason Anna misses the Weinerlicious is, in some ways, a little perverted, and in others, extremely sympathetic. The Orange Orange uniform isn't as appealing as the German hotdog getup Sarah used to have to wear. Oh, the orange tank top is nice, and really shows off the blonde's nice, muscular shoulders, and the entire outfit is complimenting of Sarah's slim frame, but it's just not the same as the blouse, and that nice pleated skirt Chuck's girlfriend used to wear. Oh, how many nights Anna had dirty, dirty thoughts about venturing under that ridiculous red skirt and exploring the wonders that lay inside.
But also there's the sympathetic part of it, and it's that very skirt that brings it up. Sarah has no ass. Okay, she knows it's not a nice thing to think, but it's a true, undeniable, fact. Sarah's posterior is as flat as a soda left open over night. Anna can empathize with not having a lot to show in the butt department. That's why the short skirt of the Nerd Herd is a godsend. It hides the only real inadequacy Anna has in the physical sense, and makes her appear flawless. Sarah had that at the Weinerlicious, but now, with those stupid white Capri pants? Her lack of a bottom is on full display, shattering her otherwise perfect - and in Anna's eyes, Sarah is most certainly perfect in every other way - appearance. Which is also why even though the OO may need some help, Anna is not willing to offer said help. She'll stay right where she can dress to her strengths.
Maybe Anna could talk Sarah into coming to work for the Herd? The blonde would look beyond sexy in a tight white dress shirt, tie, and a short skirt. The thought sends a chill down Anna's spine. She'll have to put that mental image in the file for later, personal use. After all, Morgan isn't always around when Anna needs a little release.
A/N: You guys are awesome. Peace.