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A/N: This gets a little violent, but I think it's believable out of Anna. I mentioned a "101 ways to kill Harry Tang" many chapters ago, so I thought it was time that Anna developed a similar list for the new Ass Man of Buymoria: Lester Patel. Hope you enjoy this, and please read and review. Thanks!

Anna Wu's 25 Ways to kill Lester Patel

1. Gunshot to his rat-like face

2. Slitting his throat, so I can't hear his annoying voice call for help

3. Wringing his scrawny little neck

4. Poison, target could be any number of the disgusting "treats" he eats for lunch

5. Cut the brakes on his Herder (bonus if Jeff's riding with him)

6. Cut the brakes on Jeff's Herder (Jeff is too drunk to drive himself anyway)

7. Show him video of me with another girl, causing him to have a heart attack (bonus if the other girl is Sarah Walker)

8. Cut his greasy, disgusting hair off and fill his mouth and nose with it, preventing him from breathing

9. Tell John Casey that Lester said he could get John into bed if he wanted

10. Hang him from the roof of the "cage"

11. Talk him into playing "William Tell" with me

12. "Accidentally" jab a pen into his femoral artery and let him bleed out

13. Tell Sarah Walker that is was Lester that keyed her Porsche

14. Tell Jeff that Lester has a bottomless tap hidden from the world, and if you kill him, it belongs to you

15. Drown him in the men's room sink

16. Tell Big Mike that Krispy Kreme wanted to put a store in the plaza, and Lester prevented it

17. Gut him like the spineless jellyfish that he is

18. The pound of flesh method (note: Lester may not have enough flesh for this to work)

19. Invite Lester to go skinny dipping with me and Sarah, shoot him and let his body rest in the Pacific (bonus if Sarah actually comes)

20. Chemical warfare (note: anything Lester catches, Jeff will catch, so two birds with one stone)

21. Strangle him with the cord to iPod earbuds

22. Strangle him with that stupid Ass Man vest he wears

23. Use the Ass Man banner outside as a noose and hang him from the roof

24. Run him over with my Herder

25. Lock him in the diaper changing station until he starves to death

To be continued as necessary...

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