Prank Wars Ch. 2

Brian's POV:

Adam just kissed me. What. The. Fuck. Tommy was going to pay for this… when he least expects it. I need a way to screw with his guitars, which would really mess with hm. Of course I would do no permanent damage. But it may certainly seem that way to Mr. TommyJoe. What he doesn't know won't hurt him… At least not physically…

*LATER THAT NIGHT

"Hey Tommy, wait up," I called as I chased him down the hall of the hotel.

"Oh, Hey Brian, what's up?"

"Can I borrow one of your guitars tonight? I feel like practicing." I was hoping he would fall for it. We borrowed each other's instruments all of the time but with what happened today, I wasn't sure if he would go for it.

He gave me a very skeptical look; searching my body language for any sign that I was up to something. I tried to stand there and take it, hoping he didn't see anything unusual. Apparently I did a good job because he agreed. "Um, yea. I guess that's fine. Do you want an acoustic or electric?" he asked as we started walking to his room.

"Um, electric…" This was going to be great!

We entered the room and I waited as he gathered up the guitar, amp, and a pick, putting them in their cases for me. "Well, here you go. I want them back in the morning before we load up the bus."

"Alright Tommy. Thanks man," As I left his room and headed back to mine. This was too easy.

*The Next Morning

I am sleeping and I hear a loud banging on my door. I roll over and look at the clock at its already 2pm. SHIT! I was supposed to be heading to the bus 30 minutes ago. I was planning on getting up around noon to continue Tommy's prank. FUCK! The banging continues. I lazily roll out of bed and look through the peep hole. Of course it's Tommy. DAMN!

I open the door, "Hey T, I'm so so sorry. I just woke up. My damn alarm didn't go off. I'll have your stuff back into its cases soon, just give me a few minutes," I rambled.

"No worries, Brian. I'll come back in 30 okay?"

"Yea Tommy, that sounds good." As I closed the door, letting out a sigh of relief. Now on to phase two.

I decided that throwing some stickers of cats all over the guitar, and swapping out the pics he gave me for ones that were shaped like cats was a very good idea. I had to leave the amp and case alone though because I didn't want him finding out until we were already on stage. Just to give the fans an even better show. They always say that Tommy needs to talk during the shows, and now they will get their wish; only I'm pretty sure he will be doing much more screaming and trying to kill me rather than talking. Oh, tonight was going to be great.

I decided to be an even bigger help to Tommy and take his equipment to the bus for him, since I hadn't brought my keys in since it was only for a night. Once I got it loaded I went back to my room to finish packing and wait for Tommy's return.

It wasn't 10 minutes later that I heard the knock on the door. "Hey there Tommy Joe,"

"Um, Hi Brian. Why the fuck are you so hyper all of a sudden?"

"I'm not quite sure. Just one of those days I guess. I'm also pretty excited for tonight's show."

"Oh yea, me too. San Antonio is a cool place. I'm mostly looking forward to after the concert when we get to go on all of the coasters! I heard that the Poltergeist is insane!"

"Oh yea, it looks pretty sick! Also the Scream."

"The ride that drops you like 20 stories straight down?" He sounded nervous.

"Hell yea. Not scared of that are you?"

"I don't like heights, man,"

"Okay, I know we call you kitty but seriously dude, you ride so many fucking coasters but are afraid of heights? How does that even work?"

"Look, when I'm on a coaster it goes to fast for me to really think about me going so high. By the time you reach the top you are already on your way back down. With Scream, you sit at the top of the ride for 8 seconds, staring at the ground before they drop you. That's scary as fuck B."

"Ok ok, fine. But please, I want you to go on it with me. I will even hold your little hand okay baby…" I had to tease him.

"Shut up Brian. I'm sure any of our amazing fans would love to go on it with you Meanwhile, I will watch you scream in terror and laugh my ass off."

"You are so mean to me Tommy. Besides, you owe me still for that damn kissing stunt you pulled the other day."

"Whatever, we will see okay. No guarantees though. Deal?"

"Deal," I knew the deal would go right out the window as soon as the concert started.

"So, I gotta go finish packing now. Where's my guitar?"

"Oh, I went ahead and took it down to the bus for you when I took one of my bags down," Please believe me. Please don't need it. Please let my plan work.

"Oh that's awesome, thanks man. Would you mind helping me carry more crap, I don't know why I brought so much up this time, wasn't thinking I guess."

"No problem, let me finish up my last bag then I'll come to your room. Sound good?"

"Yup. See ya."

Tommy left and I couldn't be happier. It seems like my plan is working perfectly.

Later that night at the concert:

I knew Tommy always changed guitars right before Fever, which made it even better. Thinking back to Glamnation, all of their flirting, Adam and Tommy, nicknaming him the Pretty Kitty… Well tonight will be amazing. I am so excited. The closer we get to Fever, the harder it is for me to contain myself.

We just finished up Naked Love. Now for the fun to begin. *insert Brian's very evil laugh*

Tommy slipped off one of his guitars and reached for the other that the crew was handing him. He wasn't paying much attention so it was perfect. He slipped it on and reached under the strings on the neck to grab his pic. (I was trying so hard to contain my laughter) That is when he saw it. His eyes got very big, as he turned to glare at me. Gotta give it to him though, I had never seen him pull off such a serious look in my life. That did it. I exploded in laughter. The fans must have finally noticed our interaction, it couldn't have been more than a few seconds, even though it felt like minutes had passed. They started laughing, as did the rest of the band as they finally saw the kitty stickered guitar and cat shaped pics.

"Brian London. What the hell did you do to my guitar? I let you borrow it last night and this is what I get? That is not even cool and I will get you back for this, do you hear me Brian? You better watch out…"

"Sorry Tommy but we are even. That is what happens when you get Adam to kiss me. Paybacks are a bitch, aren't they Kitty? Enjoy the new Kitty-tar!"

"Brian, this is way too far. It is one thing to do a harmless prank, but you RUINED MY GUITAR. What would you do if I covered your keys in watermelon stickers, hu?" (Brian posted a picture of him on instagram of him eating watermelon saying that he can't escape the stereotype because it's just too good.)

"Tommy, chill out man! Look, the guitar is not ruined. I'm not a total ass. I did get this spray that removes stickers easily, okay? Just relax and go enjoy the rest of the show."

"What spray Brian? Because it may remove the stickers but how do you know the spray won't harm my baby?"

I couldn't help but to start laughing. "Your baby, Tommy Joe? Really, well alright. Listen if the spray doesn't work I will get you a new guitar, alright?" I knew he would be fine, he just needed time to calm down then he would be laughing about this. I stole a quick glance to the audience and could basically see everyone holding their breath. That didn't stop them from recording every second of it. I was so going on YouTube tonight to watch this over and over and over again.

"Fine. But it better be a good one."

"Deal. Now let's get back to playing." I looked over to the band, their looks mimicking the audience, not really sure how to proceed. Finally Adam broke the tension.

"Alright, now that the little cat fight is over, let's have another song. I know you know it and it's also the reason for which guitar Brian destroyed, I'm guessing." He glanced over at me and I nodded. "Alright, it's time to give y'all a fever."

"Here we go! One two, one two three four…" I yelled and we began.

"There he goes, my Kitty walks so slow, sexual tic tac toe, yea I know we both know it isn't time, no but would you be m-mine, be mine Kitty…"

Everyone had such big smiles on their faces, band and audience and even Tommy, towards the end. Tonight was amazing, though I knew it would not be the last of the pranks between me and Tommy and maybe even the rest of the band. I just hope Tommy doesn't kill me in my sleep tonight.

AN: Thanks for reading! Again, all suggestions will be taken into consideration- the more the merrier! I also do not own any of this, sadly.

*Concert took place at Six Flags Fiesta Texas in San Antonio: That's where the concert I went to was at, and what an amazing show it would have been if this happened!

I JUST REALIZED THAT I USED THE SAME CONCERT VENUE FOR CH 1 AND 2... I apologize, I wasn't thinking.

Please review and give prank suggestions as well as suggestions for concert venues!