Disclaimer: Still don't own Chuck or Anna. A pity, really.
A/N: Okay my favorite people (in other words, the people that read my stories), Chuck Me Monday has finally caught up to my progress, and I'm ready to jump back in with both feet. I've kind of missed writing about our favorite diminutive Asian vixen, so it was great to get back to it. So, what was Anna Wu doing while Lester's kegger was going on, and Sarah was kicking Nichole Ritchie's ass at her class reunion? Well read more to find out. I look forward to your reviews. Thanks!
Some people think that blackmail is wrong. Fortunately, Anna Wu is not one of those people.
Thanks to Lester's "genius" sales strategy, added in with her employee discount, Anna had managed to wrangle in a new Roark Industries PowerShot 14.7 –Megapixel Digital ELPH Camera –pink, for the low, low price of $3.77 with tax. She would almost feel bad for the little Indian man when Big Mike came back if he wasn't such a douche.
The whole sales experiment, if it could be called that, blew up in Lester's face, to be sure. Now, to make up for it, Morgan and Chuck accidentally suggested a huge kegger with a $5 cover charge to make up for the missing money.
Of course, Chuck is too smart to be anywhere near Lester's latest worst idea ever, and Morgan is only here to watch Rome burn. Anna has similar intentions, but she knows there is a profit to be made from the debauchery of her co-workers.
That's where her trusty new camera comes into play. It's a neat little toy, but then, Roark always makes the best stuff. And the video feature has allowed for many moments to be caught on tape. After all, future generations of Buy Morians (damn, is she really using that word now?) would need to see for themselves just what animals existed within the walls of the Burbank store.
The best part of the party isn't the drunken hijinks of Green Shirts and Nerd Herders alike, however. It's the set up of the eventual death of Jeff and Lester that Anna herself concocted. Oh, it was easy to get Jeff and Lester to follow her back to the employee break room. All it took was a flirtatious smile, and a seductive tone of voice when she said "Follow me, I want to show you something".
Now that Jeffster has followed her back to the employee lockers, it's show time. She quickly teaches the two nitwits how to break into John Casey's locker. The watch with wrapped attention (or as close to wrapped attention as Jeff can muster), and they soak up the relatively elementary process like sponges. Stupid, little sponges that will be in for a world of hurt when Anna shows John the video of the two dumb asses breaking into the locker of the hulking Green Shirt.
Sometimes working at a Buy More sucks. This is certainly not one of those nights. This is a night to remember. This is a night to make lots of money, and to make certain problems go away. Now she just needs to get a little action before she leaves. Where the hell did Morgan go?
A/N: Okay, that's all the Anna I have for you this week. Tune in next week for more of Anna being a kick-ass Nerd Herder, and sex kitten extraordinaire! I look forward to your feedback, and you guys are awesome. Peace.