Disclaimer: Don't own "Chuck" or Anna. Dammit!
A/N: Okay, I screwed up an uploaded my Gravitron one for Fat Lady, so I had to hurry up and write a Fat Lady one and get it out and posted. This was kind of rushed, but hopefully you'll still enjoy it. At least a little. Anyway, I hope you do enjoy it, and please review. Thanks!
Anna vs. the Fat Lady
I hate when Morgan gets all weepy. It's not attractive, to say the least. But now, Chuck has apparently been seeing his ex, that bitch Jill (and I've only ever heard her described as a bitch, I've never met her personally…for all I know, she could be a hoot to be around) and didn't tell Morgan about it.
It's kind of creepy, I'll admit, when I hear my boyfriend refer to the leader of the Nerd Herd as his "life partner". Okay, it's really freaking creepy, and I consider breaking up with him whenever it happens.
In a lot of ways, I would love Morgan even more if he lost the ability to talk. His damn mouth has the horrible tendency to say things he shouldn't. Like when Milbarge was interrogating Morgan about where Chuck was. He did the noble thing, and tried to stand up for his friend, and not talk. But then? He ran off at the mouth the minute Jill walked into the store. Hell, even I know that you just don't do that! You have to lock it down. When the ex shows up, you keep tight lips to those that may inquire about them.
We all have skeletons in our closet. God knows I have many. But you don't want that shit getting out there in public knowledge land. It's like the time my college sweetheart, Caroline, came into the store. Speaking of which, I haven't heard from Caroline in a long, long time. Didn't I hear something about them filing a missing persons report on her? Damn. I hope nothing happened to her. She was a sweet piece of ass.
Anyway, what was I talking about? Ah, shit. I don't remember. The main point is, Morgan can be a dumbass sometimes, and Jill's ex, while very hot, is probably a bitch. Why else would she leave a great guy like Chuck?
A/N: Wow, I hope that wasn't too rushed. Did anyone pick up on who Anna's ex-girlfriend was? You guys are awesome. Peace.