CHAPTER 5: THE BOAT TRIP
A plume of steam escaped from the funnel, accompanied by Mozart's Symphony Number 6 in D Minor. Why it was accompanied by that, nobody ever knew, or cared to find out. Maybe it was because Mozart came back from the dead. Maybe it was because somebody was imitating him. Or maybe I should just shut up now.
The doors of the train opened with a hiss, and Larry, CD-Ron and Whiny got off the train. They were met by the cold sting of the wind outside.
"Hello!" Said the cold sting of the wind outside.
In front of them stretched an elongated river, and docked at its shore were a number of small wooden boats. Larry and CD-Ron, who were now dressed in their robes, followed Whiny to the group of boats outside.
"First years, first years! Over here!" Rang out the voice of Fatty, who was standing in one of the boats. "Over here!"
Once all the first years were gathered around Fatty, he allocated them all to boats, three on each. CD-Ron, Larry and Whiny were put together, and they shot off in their boat, their vehicle leaving a trail of bubbling froth behind it.
After about 7.896753 hours of traveling, Larry glimpsed the ominous silhouette of Hogwarts. It was perched precariously on top of a towering mountain which looked like it was about to crumble in to pieces any second. A threatening rumble of thunder rumbled threateningly behind the castle, which made CD-Ron jump up into the air.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was sitting at the top of the castle, glimpsed CD-Ron hurtling into the air and promptly pulled a bazooka out of his pocket and aimed it at CD-Ron. However, the missile that emerged from the weapon missed horribly and propelled away, where it traveled through multiple dimensions and eventually impacted with Naruto while he was using his ninja skills to beat up some ninjas.
A large group of mourners gathered around the Naruto's body and created a shrine. They all formed a circle around it and prayed that Naruto would have a peaceful afterlife.
Arnold Schwarzenegger threw down his bazooka forcefully.
"I'll be back," he proclaimed, and then he left.
Eventually, all the boats of the first years halted in front of the base of the cliff. A frayed rope ladder hung down from the top of the cliff, and it swayed from side to side.
They started to climb up the ladder, and when they were all standing on the cliff, they proceeded to head towards the large oak door at the front of the school.
Larry rapped on the door twice, and it opened with a creak, to reveal a magnificent dining hall. Larry gaped. He had never seen a dining hall before.
"Enter," said a disembodied voice, and with that, Larry, CD-Ron and Whiny took their first steps into their new school.
I know it's a short chapter,but that means I will be updating soon with a new chapter. HUZZAH! Please leave reviews-I don't seem to be getting many! :( And because I felt very sorry for the mourners of Naruto, I decided to show them his gravestone. May his legend live on.
/ In loving memory of \
/ Naruto Sasublahblah... \
/ A true Fighter \
/ 1990-2010 \
/ _ \