Princess Peach Toadstool and Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum headed towards the Mushroom Gorge, with a red robed Shy Guy and brown colored Goomba playing go fish with each other.
"Where's that Toadette girl?" Shy Guy asked as he moved his right stubby arm. "I haven't seen her in quite a while."
Goomba meekly shrugged as he shook his head. "I dunno, she's probably on one of her stupid adventures as usual."
"Shame. I kind of like seeing her jumping around here being a cute innocent idiot." Shy Guy commented as he placed a card down on the grass.
"How is she an innocent if she's cute or innocent?" Goomba commented as he bounced about.
Shy Guy was about to comment, when Princess Bubblegum farted loudly, catching their attention.
"Oh my, excuse me!" Princess Bubblegum exclaimed in embarrassment as she placed her hands on her face, letting out another deep pitched poot, "I need to hold my flatulence in!"
Peach giggled as she wrapped her left arm around Princess Bubblegum. "Oh come on, Bonnibel! Be loud and proud!" She then snapped her fingers as she let out an earth shattering fart, causing parts of the earth to break apart as various different Shy Guys and Goombas ran for their lives.
The individual Shy Guy and Goomba both sighed as they glanced at each other, shaking their heads as they kept playing their games.
"What I don't miss is Princess Tootstool over there letting out her obnoxious methane," Shy Guy commented as he moved his hands about.
Goomba nodded his head in agreement. "Yeah. Princess Pootstool and shove it where the sun don't shine."
Peach and Princess Bubblegum both farted at the same time, causing the entire land underneath and surrounding them to break apart as the Shy Guy and Goomba fell to their deaths, with Peach holding Princess Bubblegum in her arms as she floated in the air.
"Our farts are really going to destroy the fabric and time and space, aren't they?" Princess Bubblegum asked as she felt more farts exiting from her butt.
Peach giggled as she nodded her head, with Princess Bubblegum sighing as Peach floated towards the west, using her flatulence to help propel her forward.
Back in Ooo, Toadette was trying to calm down the citizens of the Candy Kingdom as she was down on the grounds, moving her arms about.
"People, people! Calm down!" Toadette exclaimed as she bounced about. "Your fair, sweet princess will come back! Just settle down!"