A/N: So it's Monday (damn that week went by quick), so I'm updating this again. Back to current time (on the show) now, and Anna learns something she shouldn't. And there's a Cylon. And Strippers. And I wrote this in like five minutes, haha. I hope you enjoy, and please review. Thanks!
Adversity makes strange bedfellows. So do bachelor parties, apparently.
Admittedly, Anna has never liked Ellie Bartowski. Sure, she's warmed to the other woman slightly since Thanksgiving '07, but seeing as her initial feelings towards Ellie were as frigid as a penguin's ass, that's not saying much. Still, when Ellie told Anna about Devon's bachelor party, and Anna figured out that Morgan would be there, a pact was formed.
Anna knows about the "bro code." She knows that no matter what happens at that party, no one will speak about it. That's why someone needs to find out what's going on in there. Someone needs to know what Morgan, Devon, and Chuck are doing. For Ellie, for Sarah, and for herself.
So Anna makes it her personal mission to infiltrate the party. It's easier than she expects. The boys are too caught up in getting drunk, and shooting the shit to notice that she's hiding in the home theater room, behind the curtains.
And at first, the party seems innocuous enough. Even when the "entertainment" shows up, Anna's not threatened. And why would she be? And why in the blue hell did they let Jeff book the strippers? Holy shit, was that ever a bad idea.
But then, everything changed. Another dancer shows up, and this one is one to be feared.
This one is tall, and sexy, and scary even. She looks like a robot, almost. A sexy robot, but a robot. No emotion on her face. And she dances around, and yeah, Anna gets a little turned on. Old habits are hard to break, after all.
But then, the new girl pulls Devon into the home theater room, and then things get weird. Like, really weird.
First, Anna is just concerned for Ellie. She's concerned that Devon will be drawn in by the sexy, robotic charms of the exotic dancer. But soon, that's the furthest thing from the lady Nerd Herder's mind, because Chuck comes in and starts arguing with the stripper, and the stripper shoots Devon with what appears to be a tranquilizer dart, and Chuck and the stripper and now Casey are arguing again, and now, Anna knows she knows too much.
Chuck's a spy. John's a spy. The stripper's a spy. Is everyone a goddamn spy? Holy shit! Anna knows she shouldn't know what she knows, though suddenly the attention from the NSA makes sense. If they all work for the NSA, then…
Wait. Does that make Sarah a spy? It has to, right? Why wasn't she involved in all of this?
Damn, everything is suddenly messed up, like really, really bad.
Anna waits until everyone clears the Buy More, and she leaves. Cheating boyfriends is now the last thing she's worried about. How does she tell Ellie that her brother is a spy?
A/N: So how will Anna's newly learnt knowledge effect her relationships with everyone else? I honestly don't know. Depends on my mood when I write the next chapter, haha. You guys are awesome. Peace.