Zero and Chairman Cross read Yaoi

Konata: I really did not expect you guys to actually review. But thanks anyways! This chapter is dedicated to RimaTouya-Rose (you and me have the same illness) and Bella's sister (I'm obsessed with twilight too but my fave chara is Jasper). Thanks for giving me the ideas.

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~Cross Academy~

Kiryuu Zero just came back to his dorm after hunting down another Level E vampire when he noticed that he had a new e-mail.

Yo Kiryuu,

Kain, Ruka and I were worried about you and thought we should check on you. We want to know something VERY important. Did this really happen?

Zero scrolled down reading the story written by Yuki, his anger growing with every sentence.

"DEAR GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"

"Kiryuu-kun, are you okay?" Chairman Cross entered the room and looked at what Zero was reading. Then he, surprisingly, calmly turned to face Zero.

"Kiryuu-kun, every man has their desires and usually thinks about them but they don't usually write them. Even if they did write them, they wouldn't be this…. Detailed. I think we need to have a nice, calm, long talk about this… issue. Man to man."

"But I didn't-."

"There is a point in a man's life when he starts to have feelings for other men. They usually try to ignore these feelings and label them as 'brotherly love' but I guess your case is different. Now I think we should get a therapist for you. Is that reasonable?"

"But-."

"No buts Zero. This is a very serious matter. I will not tell Kaname about this because I know that it's a phase that will come to pass but I may be tempted to if you don't take therapy."

"I'll do it! I'll do it1 Just don't tell the bastard!" The chairman patted his son's shoulder and said

"You've grown into a man Zero. A big, big man. A big, big, big man. A man that has many needs. I'm proud of you." As he got up to leave Zero asked

"What did you mean when you said big?"

"Well, you have let yourself go since Yuki left."

"GET OUT!"

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Konata: Yeah that was a bit short. I'm going to try and make a funnier one for Shiki, Rima and Ichijou.