Rima, Shiki and Ichijou read Yaoi
Konata: I think this is the 2nd to last chapter. I didn't think people would actually like this or my other crackfic. I come up with these when I'm half-asleep. This chapter's dedicated to azngurl113219(you reviewed for each of my fics, arigato!) and Hanemaru (you reviewed too. Arigato!)
Ichijou: KonataIzumi1 does not own Vampire Knight.
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~Night Class Dormitory~
"SHIKI! RIMA! AIDOU SENT US AN E-MAIL!"
"What does it say?" Rima asked when they were all gathered around Ichijou's laptop.
"Let me see. It says:
Dear Ichijou, Shiki and Rima,
Hope you guys are doing well. I just wanted you to take care of Zero. I found this the other day. Read it in your British accent Ichijou. I want to know how it sounds."
Ichijou read the first two sentences out loud.
"And the pureblood pushed the silver haired boy onto the bed and… OH DEAR GOD! SHIKI! COVER RIMA'S EYES! SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN!"
The model covered Touya's eyes, ignoring the assault, and read the e-mail himself.
"Zero and Kaname-sama… are going through some rough times." He said when he finished.
"We should pretend we never read this."
"Wait, I want to read it!" Rima yelled.
"Read what?"
"Grr… damn you guys." Rima tried to bite Shiki one last time and failed.
"Let us go pray for the confused souls and play Love in Paris. I can't get past that 1 level with the ***** and *******."
"Oh, that's easy you ****** and **** with the *****." Shiki explained wrapping his hand in a tissue.
"So you guys say all that in front of a virgin but won't let me read an e-mail."
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Konata: I think I'll put an unexpected character in the next chapter.
Rima:REVIEW!