The H.T.C.S.S

Konata: The final chapter! Speaking of final chapters, I'm almost done with Chocolate Ice! I think I'll write something for Shiki and Yuki next.

Ruka: Konata does not own Vampire Knight.

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"Why am I here with this bastard?" said Kiryuu Zero pointing at Kaname. They were invited to the night dormitory by Ichijou.

"Kiryuu Zero and Kuran Kaname, You have been called upon by the H.T.C.S.S."

"The what?!"

Suddenly, Ichijou, Aidou, Kain, Ruka, Rima, Shiki, and a nervous Yuki appeared by the stairs.

"The Help The Confused Souls Society. Recently we have read a tale about the two of you. We shall guide you through these rough times."

"Are you talking about that crap that Aidou sent me?! I did not write that! I hate Kuran and you all know that!"

"Why am I here?" Kaname asked looking at Aidou, the one who dragged him there.

"That's right! Kaname-sama never read it!" Ichijou handed Kaname his laptop. Anyone could tell from Kaname's expression that he was angry.

"MY LAPTOP! THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE MADE IN ALL OF JAPAN!" Ichijou screamed looking at the broken heap of junk.

"Who wrote those lies?" Yuki stepped forward.

"I did."

"Why?" Kaname and Zero stared at Yuki.

"Well, I wrote a story about all of us on fan press. Cause our story is pretty cool you know. Vampires and stuff. And in the reviews everyone was asking for a yaoi scene between you guys and everything. I don't really know why they made this save the lost souls club."

Yuki looked at everyone after explaining why she wrote the story.

"Yuki."

"Yeah."

"Why was it so detailed?"

"Oh, people wrote some ideas in the reviews so…"

"Man, people have sick minds."

"We must help those confused souls! Come on! H.T.C.S.S, UNITE!"

"TO THE SOUL MOBILE!"

"LET'S GO!"

"YEAH!"

"LET'S GET SOME NACHOS FIRST!"

"YES!"

"AIDOUAIDOU HANABUSA!"

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Konata: If you can guess where I got the nachos and AidouAidou Hanabusa part you'll get blueberry pancakes."

Yuki: LINK'S SWORD IS NOW MINE! YES! HAHAHAHAHAHA! REVIEW SO WE CAN DEFEAT KING GALBOTORIX!