Chapter 6: Whoa!
Konata: Alright! This is the final chapter of Aidou reads Yaoi.
Aidou: *mutters* that's what she said last time
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"Yuki I can't believe you locked the two of them in there! After what we just read too!" exclaimed an infuriated Ichijou, who still didn't realize that it was Yuki who wrote those lies.
They were storming towards the shed that they put Kaname and Zero in.
"Ichijou, I think you should trust them more."
"Kaname and Zero loath each other remember?" Shiki said. Aidou, Chairman, Ruka, Rima and Kain nodded in agreement.
"I'm telling you that they will do something! You open the door Chairman."
Kaien walked the rest of the way, opening the door fancifully.
"There you see, Kuran-kun and Kiryuu-kun are… OH MAH GAH! WHERE'S RIMA?! COVER HER EYES AIDOU! COVER THEM!"
"So the guys on fiction-press were right!"
"K-Kaname-sama, what are you doing?" Kaname and Zero looked at each other and nodded.
"When caught having a yaoi scene, RUN AWAY!"
"DON'T RUN NUDE IDIOTS!" Ruka and Kain yelled simultaneously.
Aidou was clutching the bloody hand that Rima bit.
"I have seen what no woman is supposed to see. I am now a female reject. I belong to neither the male nor female se-, gender. I must now try to erase these horrid images from my mind…So horrible…no…Zero…Kaname...what...Doing…COVER HER EYES! COVER HER EYES! RUN RIMA RUN!"
"Rima, calm down. Have some pocky." Shiki said, trying to comfort the sobbing girl.
"It was so horrid. Scary. Kami-sama, please help me. Erase the images."
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Konata: I know it wasn't much of a chapter. But I just had to make Rima see the yaoi scene! So think of some type of bonus thing.
Rima: *sends bolts of lighting at Konata*
Konata: Have mercy Rima!