Chapter 7: Therapy

Konata: Last chapter and that is final! Oh, this chappie is dedicated to all the fans of this fic. If you're a fan please review or else you won't be on the Golden List of Reviewers

Aidou: *rolls eyes and yawns* Kona-Kona does not own Vampire Knight.

"Now tell me Miss. Touya. When did it all start?" asked a handsome maroon-haired teen, lighting a pipe. Adjusting his spectacles, Senri Shiki looked across the room at Rima, who was lying on a leather couch, gazing pointedly at the ceiling. Apparently, after the H.T.C.S.S's encounter with Zero and Kaname's little moment, she needed therapeutic help. So here she was with Dr. Shiki, (Kona: Eee! I love saying that!) re-capping the entire story; even though he was there for most of it.

"Well," the orange-haired model stated, cracking her gum. "I guess it all started the day we-."

"Define we please." Rima glared and said, annoyed, "We, Ichijou, Senri and I."

"And who is this Shiki? That handsome, daredevil with the great hair and amazingly hot body?"

"No. The wimpy, pocky-loving, Taito Shion cos-playing geek that I always hang out with."

Shiki sighed. "You know you love my abs."

"You know I don't give a damn. Can we please be serious?! It all started when we, Ichijou, Senri, and I received an e-mail from Aidou stating that he found something interesting on one of the Kuran Manor's computers. A yaoi story for Kaname and Zero."

"How did you read this e-mail? Your essay states that your boyfriend shielded your eyes due to the fact that there might have been some disturbing content that would have mentally scarred you eternally."

"I read it later, after that incident. It was pretty accurate actually. Anyway, as you have stated, Shiki shielded my eyes. I struggled of course and bit his hand but he refused to release me until both he and Ichijou had read the e-mail thoroughly 8 times. Sick bastards…"

"Please prohibit your language mam." "After they had read the email they proceeded to discuss some erotic things that they saw on a video game. Sick dogs… The next day we interrogated the two. Kaname and Zero I mean. It was pretty, um, awkward. I vaguely remember being dragged into some Jeep called the soul mobile and driving to some crazy Yaoi fan girl's house. It think her name was *NAME CENSEROD DUE TO LACK OF IMAGINATION*. After that incident, we caught Kaname and Zero in the act."

"Yes. Yes. And how do you feel about that?"

"Oh. I still wake upz zcreaming every nightz. Screaming! SCREAMING! Ah! KANAME-SAMA! ZERO! What-?! NO! COVER RIMA'S EYES SHE'S STILL A VIRGIN! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID LEGO! MSNING FRIEND! SHE LIKE WHAT?! NO! KUDOS TO YOU! WILL THERE BE MORE?! HOPEFUL EYES! YUUKI TAKE SOME FRIGGIN PHOTOS!

"Rima, I will kindly ask you to calm down."

"Screaming…Screaming…Screaming…Screaming…Screaming…"

"Well, that's all the time we have today. See you tomorrow bye-nees!" With that Shiki jumped up and ran out of the room.

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Konata: I can guarantee you that I will probably continue this fiction. Though it's gonna be a while before another update. I will definitely do something for the H.T.C.S.S though. If any fan-girls would to be included send me a PM.

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