Up and Down the Emotional Roller Costar
Zarbon being an heir to the throne, and a slave of Freezer's at the same time was hard enough for him, but when Freezer put him in military school, things started getting out of hand. It all started after Zarbon turned fifteen years old, he not only got taller with age, but also stronger and more muscular, not to mention hormonal. He did pretty well his first year, which was last year.
To make a long story short, he began his sophomore year at military school. Mostly Changelings and Primal Changelings got into the school, although primal changelings like him did suffer like all other minority species on Planet Freezer.
Well it happened the week after he began his new year of military school, he was looking at the board taking notes as usual, "God if I learn anything from this teacher it's that I need to drop out of this class and take a similar one with a new teacher." Zarbon thought to himself.
The teacher was of course a woman, she was another retired supreme commander of Freezer's, like General Corm, another teacher of Zarbon's. Her name was Mrs. Chapman; she was a changeling woman with nice looking tits, purple eyes, and the rarest, the blackest skin one would ever see. "Ok class you need to get out your textbooks and turn to page twenty-one!" she said in her thick English sounding accent.
"Oh god not another text reading I hate reading!" Zarbon thought to himself. He opened his book and started reading and then got finished before anyone else did, even though he didn't like to read novels, the only type of reading that he even did like was military strategies, maybe Freezer sending him to military school wasn't such a bad idea after all.
She looked at him, "Mr. Mustashi, may I please ask why you closed your textbook?" she asked.
"Because I'm finished reading." Zarbon said.
"Oh really, then I'll give you a little quiz, tell me what is the best way to take over an area of a planet, or to take over a planet?" she asked.
Zarbon rolled his eyes, "Uh you have to take it down from the inside." He said.
"How?" she asked.
"That's easy, you send some spies in to tell you what the government is doing and then listen to them to tell you when the right time to strike a weak area of a planet would be." Zarbon said smiling.
"Ok good then, tell me then who was the Mongol that took over China?" she asked.
"Uh Hannibal?" asked Zarbon.
She glared at him, "Reread your text Zarbon please and thank you." She said.
"Man!" he said.
After school, Zarbon went home to the palace and went to his room, Kiwi was waiting in there for him, "How was school Zarbon?" he asked.
"Uh I hate my new teacher for military history 102!" Zarbon said lying down on the bed.
"How come?" asked Kiwi.
"Because she made me answer two questions in the middle of class, just because I finished reading the chapters early, I mean I went over them last night too." Zarbon said.
"Don't pay any attention to her, maybe she's flirting with you." Kiwi said laughing.
"Very funny Kiwi, that's just not right." Zarbon said.
"By the way, I was handling the finances and it appeared that you spent at least two thousand dollars on military books." Kiwi said.
"No that's not right what are you talking about?" asked Zarbon.
"Zarbon I saw the bank statement, Freezer put me in charge of finances because I'm good with math, may I ask you what you were thinking?" asked Kiwi.
"I needed to study more, I hate the textbook that I got and I needed more to look from." Zarbon said.
"Oh so you need all of these?" asked Kiwi who took a package out and opened it up and there were at least ten military books in there, they looked like text books.
"No I didn't buy those did I?" asked Zarbon.
"No you bought them with Freezer's credit card, Freezer is going to be pissed off!" Kiwi said.
"I don't care, let him whip me if he must, I crave for military knowledge!" Zarbon said.
"I'm just a little worried about you, you don't need that many text books Zarbon." Kiwi said.
"Fuck what Freezer thinks, he can go to hell for all I care!" Zarbon, who was pissed off, broke his vanity mirror.
"Zarbon, Jesus are you all right?" asked Kiwi.
"No Kiwi I need to study so get the fuck out of my room!" Zarbon yelled.
"Yes Zarbon." Kiwi said looking at him funny as he was walking out of the room.
"Now where do I start, ok I'll start with military history that's the easiest subject!" Zarbon then went for the books, "Now which book on military history do I read? "Military History for Morons", "Military History the Fundamentals", or "Military History the Scoop" I wonder." he wondered.
He then started to giggle, "I'll read all three at the same time!" he said. Therefore, he opened up the books and started reading all of them at once. He skipped dinnertime, and he did not go to sleep all night, then it was six in the morning, "Oh my God what time is it?" he asked.
Apple came into the room, "Zarbon its time for school." Apple said.
"I don't want to go to school today; I didn't get any sleep last night." Zarbon said.
"You have to, Freezer will get pissed off if you miss school, come on I'll drive you." Apple said.
"Hold on just a minute, let me get my three books on military history together." Zarbon said getting the three books that he read all night ready.
In his military history 102 class, he was sleepy as hell, and then when the teacher came in, he stood up, "Mrs. Chapman I have an announcement to make!" Zarbon said.
"What Zarbon?" asked Mrs. Chapman.
"I think the book that we are using is completely outdated! So I went online and bought some new books!" Zarbon said.
Everyone laughed, "Zarbon can we talk about this after class?" asked Mrs. Chapman.
"No I have to show you the books now!" Zarbon said. He got his three textbooks out.
"Zarbon please sit down before I call your father!" she said.
"Freezer isn't my father, he's my adoptive father." Zarbon said.
"Whatever, just sit down please!" Mrs. Chapman said.
"Here is a book called "Military History for Morons!"" Zarbon said he then threw the book to the back of the room. He pulled another one out, "Here is another one called Military History the Fundamentals!" he again threw the book to the side of the room.
"Zarbon please sit down now!" she said.
"Wait you're going to like this one, here is a book called, Military History the Scoop!" he said.
"That's very thoughtful but you need to sit…." Zarbon then interrupted the teacher.
"You want to know which one I recommend for your class Mrs. Chapman?" asked Zarbon.
"Hard telling, what?" she asked not surprise at all.
Zarbon all the sudden got pissed off, "This one!" he then threw the book at the teacher.
Well next thing you know he was in detention after school, so the teacher looked at him with a bandage on her face, "Now will you tell me why you decided to throw a book at me?" Mrs. Chapman asked.
"I'm sorry Mrs. Chapman I didn't mean to, I didn't know what was going on; I usually don't act that savage!" Zarbon said.
"Well you have a lot of explaining to do!" Mrs. Chapman said.
"Where do I start? Ok this summer I had all sorts of funny feelings come on to me, usually I suffer from depression and I'm medicated for it, but I feel happy all the time, then I go from being happy to irritated. A couple of weeks ago, I ordered like ten text books about military strategy and history just so I could…" The teacher interrupted him.
"How much did you spend?" she asked.
"Not that it's any of your business but I spent about two thousand dollars for ten text books." Zarbon said.
"What? That's not normal, you shouldn't be spending your money that way at all, you didn't need to go out and buy that many text books, that's being reckless with your money!" she said.
"That's nothing, I bought like four shirts the other day, and three pairs of expensive sunglasses, and I bought three pairs of underwear, in one day!" he said getting exited again, talking too fast for the teacher to understand.
'I'm sorry what?" she asked.
"Never mind can I go home now?" asked Zarbon.
"Sure but keep in mind that you do have a spending problem." She said.
"Ok no problem," he said.
He walked out of the classroom, and Dasha stopped him, "Zarbon I saw what you did today and I thought it was pretty sexy that you threw the book at the teacher." She said.
"You did? I have an idea, let's go make out in the back shall we?" he asked excited, after all she was his ex girlfriend and now that he was feeling so super confident he thought he could seduce her.
"Yes let's," she said smiling.
They went out to the back and started making out, they weren't undressing or anything like that, just making out innocently like a couple of middle school kids. "I want you, when we make out it has to be perfect!" Zarbon said.
"But I'm just happy being with you…" Zarbon interrupted the poor girl by ripping her uniform shirt off.
"Now it's perfect," Zarbon then started kissing her neck.
"I want to ask you something. Will you do anything for me?" She said.
"Yes anything my love." He then kissed her on the neck.
"Good I would be glad if you were my baby's daddy." She said.
All the sudden Zarbon stopped kissing her, "What?" he asked.
"Yes I want a baby." She said.
"I don't know Freezer wouldn't like it." Zarbon said.
"Why not, you are fifteen aren't you?" she asked.
"Yes I am, but I'm not ready for that kind of life yet, I just want to be free until I'm ready to settle down you know what I mean, and we're not officially going out or married." Zarbon said.
"But you like kids, that's why Freezer makes you train the young warriors!" Dasha said.
"True, because I'm much better with kids then those assholes Dodoria or Shasha. That's probably why Freezer made me train them; Freezer said I'll be ready to choose a mate when he dies." Zarbon said.
Dasha rolled her eyes, "Let me know when you're ready to change your mind, here is my number." She wrote her number on a piece of paper and gave it to him, and she left without saying goodbye. He looked at her walking away, looked at the sheet of paper, and sighed.
Later that evening he was in the doctor's office, "So you are having uncontrollable mood swings which make you violent and happy at the same time." The doctor asked.
"Yes and I take medicine for depression too, which started when I was thirteen I think." Zarbon said.
"When did these mood swings start, how often do they occur?" asked the doctor.
"At least twice to three times a week, they started last year and they have gotten worst over the summer and now that I'm back in school I'm getting into fights with the teachers and then I get tired and then I get ecstatic to the point where I start laughing and throwing things then getting pissed off again…." Before Zarbon could finish the doctor interrupted him.
"Wait slow down, I can't catch up with you! How about excessive spending? Freezer tells me that you spent at least a million dollars on yourself last year, on what?" he asked.
"Oh cloths, beauty products, text books, food, my spending limit is usually eight hundred thousand, and recently I was up one night on the computer looking for textbooks on military strategy and military history, I think I bought too many books on both subjects." Zarbon said.
"Are you really that interested in military strategy and military history?" asked the doctor.
"Yes I am, but what I was really going for was looking for a new text book for the class, I mean the one we use is so outdated and so vague it's so hard to follow." Zarbon said.
The doctor looked at him, "Have you ever tried the library?" he asked.
"Freezer doesn't want me to go to the library without an escort, he thinks I need to be escorted around every twenty four hours, it's so annoying." Zarbon said.
"Is there anywhere that Freezer would let you go without an escort?" asked the doctor.
"Nope, and to make matters worst I've been spending money on concert tickets, on concerts that I have no interest in going to, but it's so fun to buy stuff off the internet you haven't an idea how good it feels to do that kind of stuff!" Zarbon said getting excited.
"How many concert tickets have you bought?" asked the doctor.
"Like five of them." Zarbon said.
"How much did they cost each?" asked the doctor.
"Uh like roughly around one thousand each." Zarbon said.
"Hum let me have a talk with Freezer and we'll see if we can get you on some medication." The doctor said, he walked out of the office and went over to Freezer.
"Doctor what is wrong with him? I want my heir-slave back!" Freezer said.
"The news isn't good I'm afraid, he's suffering from manic-depression." The doctor said.
"No that's silly it's a human disorder!" Freezer said.
"Yes but even humanoids like Zarbon are prone to mood disorders no matter how highly advanced his species are." The doctor said.
"What are we going to do?" asked Freezer.
"I'm going to get him on some really strong medicine, I'm going to take him off his depression medicine and put him on some medication which will help his chemical imbalance." The doctor said.
"Whatever you need to do you need to do it quickly doctor, I need him as a warrior, and I can't have him being mentally ill all the time!" Freezer said.
Later on Freezer gave Zarbon the medication, "What's this for?" asked Zarbon.
"The doctor wants you to get better Zarbon; you need to take your medication so it makes you feel better." Freezer said.
"But I like my old medicine better." Zarbon said.
"Look don't argue with me or else you're grounded!" Freezer said walking out of the room.
Zarbon later on went to his room, and he flushed the pills down the toilet, just as he used to do to steroids that Freezer gave to him. Kiwi came into the room, "Hey Zarbon are you ready to go to the concert with us?" asked Kiwi.
"Can I asked you something?" asked Zarbon.
"Anything my man," Kiwi said.
"What's it like to be a father?" asked Zarbon.
"Why are you asking that?" asked Kiwi.
"Because this girl that I like wants me to father her baby, nobody has ever asked me that question before, it's an honor but it scares the crap out of me!" Zarbon said giggling.
Kiwi's eyes grew wide, "What? Zarbon you are a better judge then that, you weren't raised to just go and have sex with anybody that you want to have sex with!" Kiwi said.
"But Kiwi she wants a baby, I would be happy to marry her and have lots of children with her, she is my own species after all." Zarbon said laughing excitedly.
"Zarbon I need to have a word with you mono to mono." Kiwi then sat down on the bed. Then the continued, "Just because a woman says that she wants you to father her baby doesn't mean that wants to be with you." Kiwi said.
"What are you saying Kiwi?" asked the young and naïve Zarbon.
"What I'm saying is that you don't want to be looking after a girl or a baby if she doesn't want to be with you!" Kiwi said.
"But weren't you in love once?" asked Zarbon.
"Yes I thought I was, and then she told me she was pregnant and she told me to fuck off!" Kiwi said.
"So what happened afterwards?" asked Zarbon.
"I fucked off for a while, then I came back and I helped her raise the kids, I had to tell Freezer that I had to put my career on hold just to raise a couple of kids. Then one day she turned violent, I guess because she was depressed and she murdered our two children and then took her own life. From that day on I haven't had the courage to ask another woman out or go near another woman, except for sexual purposes." Kiwi said.
"So are you saying that if she has my baby then she'll end up killing the baby and then herself?" asked Zarbon.
"No that's not what I'm saying Zarbon, I'm saying that you don't want that kind of responsibility with a woman who only wants a baby, because she isn't thinking about you or the fate of her child with you." Kiwi said.
"Wait how did she bore you two children?" asked Zarbon.
"They were twins, two boys who looked exactly alike." Kiwi said.
"But your species all look alike to me." Zarbon said.
"Go to that bitch and tell her that you won't impregnate her unless you're sure that she loves you!" Kiwi said.
"You're right I shall do that right now!" Zarbon then marched out of the room.
Kiwi just laid down on the bed and closed his eyes, "I can't wait until Freezer fires Shasha so that I can be his top henchman!" he then laughed in his mind. Little did he know that when Shasha was fatally out of commission that he would become one of Freezer's top henchmen.
Apple came into the room, "Have you seen Zarbon?" asked Apple.
"He left to tell his girlfriend that he didn't want children unless she loved him." Kiwi said.
"Kiwi Freezer said that Zarbon was supposed to be escorted anywhere else besides school until his medicine started working!" Apple said.
"What medicine?" asked Kiwi.
"Hello I told you earlier that Zarbon was diagnosed with manic-depressive disorder and that Freezer gave him new medication so that he didn't throw horrible mood swings!" Apple said.
"Where did this come up?" asked Kiwi.
Apple got mad and grabbed Kiwi by the neck and shook him, "Kiwi you're a fuckin retard! You never listen to me!" Apple said.
"Wow that's got to be the first time I've ever heard you cuss," Kiwi said.
"Please tell me that Zarbon took his medicine!" Apple said.
"He never told me that he was given new medication, and why didn't you tell me?" asked Kiwi.
"Because when I told you this earlier all you did was bitch and complain that Freezer chose Shasha over you to be one of his top henchmen!" Apple said.
"Well I should be!" Kiwi said.
"Kiwi where does he usually put his medicine?" asked Apple.
"He usually puts it in the medicine cabinet!" Kiwi said. They went into the bathroom to discover that not only was his old medicine in the cabinet but there was not any sign of the new one. "I don't see his new medication!" Apple said.
"Here it is!" Kiwi said taking a bottle out of the trashcan; he opened the bottle to see if there was any medication in there, "Uh it's empty!" Kiwi said.
"Oh my God its worst then I thought! He overdosed!" Apple said.
"Oh no don't be silly usually when Freezer gives him medicine to buff up he usually flushes the medication down the toilet, I guess he decided to take his old pills instead of his new ones and flush the new ones down the toilet!" Kiwi said.
"How do you figure?" asked Apple.
"Well he seemed kind of manic earlier talking about this girl from school that wanted to have a baby with him and he was giggling a lot." Kiwi said.
"So where is he now?" asked Apple.
"I told him to go to that bitch and tell her that if she didn't love him then he wasn't going to impregnate her!" Kiwi said.
"You idiot, do you have any concept about how naïve Zarbon is around girls?" asked Apple.
"It's not my fault, that's Freezer's fault." Kiwi said.
"We must go find him if he didn't take his new medicine and flushed it down the toilet, then think about how he can be led astray and end up in a manic mood and end up hurting someone without knowing it! Where does this girl live?" asked Apple.
"Relax I can drive us there!" Kiwi said.
"Let's go then before Freezer finds out!" Apple said grabbing Kiwi by the hand and leading him to the car.
Zarbon got to the house and rang the doorbell and a man answered the door, it was Dasha's dad, and he was much taller than Zarbon thought, he looked mad, "What are you doing here?" he asked.
"Uh I'm looking for Dasha is she here?" asked Zarbon.
"Dad is that Zarbon?" asked Dasha.
"No it's someone else!" he said in his thick Russian accent.
"No it's him!" she then went to the front door, "Zarbon lets go upstairs like you promised!" she said.
"Don't do anything to my flower or else you'll die!" daddy yelled.
Zarbon gulped, "Yes sir." He said. They went upstairs and Dasha locked the door.
"So where do you want to do it?" she asked.
"No I came to tell you that I'm not going to father your child unless you want a relationship with me!" Zarbon said.
"Maybe I do want you to be my husband." She said.
"That's a maybe not a yes or a no, either you want me or not." Zarbon said.
"Well I want to start a family with you!" she said.
All the sudden a chemical imbalance started up in Zarbon's brain, "No I won't let you, you whore!" he then grabbed her radio and threw it at her; she jumped out of the way.
"Are you crackers?" she asked.
"Maybe but you're even more stupid then me! I can't stand idiots like you!" he then took a photo of her, threw it at her, and knocked her in the head and she fell down out cold.
"Dasha are you awake?" Zarbon asked, he went over to her and then held her in his arms and he thought she was dead, but she was not, "Oh no I killed her! I only woman I've ever loved other then Liya!" he then started crying.
"Is everything all right in here?" asked Dasha's mom with her proper sounding English accent, she knocked on the door.
"Everything is fine!" Zarbon yelled.
"I thought I heard some ruckus up here!" Dasha's mom said going down the stairs.
"Please wake up I don't want you to die!" Zarbon yelled.
Meanwhile Kiwi and Apple arrived at the house in time, they broke down the door and ran up the stairs, Dasha's parents were puzzled, "Isn't that illegal?" asked Dasha's mom.
Kiwi and Apple then broke down Dasha's door and saw Zarbon holding her in his arms and crying, "Zarbon what have you done?" asked Apple.
"I killed her, I'm a murderer!" Zarbon said crying.
"Oh crap what are we going to do?" asked Apple.
"We're going to take the body and bury it outside, I'll get a shovel!" Kiwi said.
"That's not the right thing to do!" Apple said angry at Kiwi's thickness.
All the sudden Dasha's parents ran upstairs and saw what Zarbon did, "What have you done?" asked Dasha's dad.
"It was an accident sir, if only Zarbon would have taken his medicine!" Kiwi said.
"You killed her?" asked her mom, she then started crying.
All the sudden there was another chemical imbalance in Zarbon's brain, he snapped off one of Dasha's bedposts, "You better run before I start chasing after you!" Zarbon then started chasing Dasha's parents around the house with the bedpost.
Hours later Zarbon found himself in an insane asylum, in front of a doctor, "Why did you try to kill Dasha?" asked the doctor.
"I don't know I can't explain why, usually I'm pretty laid back and shy person. Is she all right?" Zarbon asked.
"Yes she's alive if that's what you mean." The doctor said looking at a piece of paper.
Freezer ran into the room, "Zarbon there you are! Come on lets go home!" Freezer said.
"Wait he can't just go home!" the doctor said.
"Why not, he's the heir to the thrown and my best slave in the world!" Freezer said.
"Oh how sweet." Zarbon said giggling again.
"Kiwi, Apple how did he end up in here?" asked Freezer.
"Zarbon didn't take his medicine." Apple said.
"Sorry I think this is actually my fault, Zarbon there is a reason why I had the doctor put you on new medication." Freezer said.
"What do you mean I feel perfectly fine?" Zarbon said giggling again.
"No you're not, you're mentally ill actually." Freezer said.
"That's not a very nice thing to say!" Zarbon said giggling again.
"You have manic-depressive disorder." Freezer said.
"I don't understand!" Zarbon said laughing to the point where he fell to the floor laughing.
"It's not funny; you are at risk of being dethroned for another heir!" Freezer said.
"Well why didn't you tell me? You could have been more honest with me!" Zarbon said irritated.
"Zarbon you have to take your medicine so you don't have intense mood swings like you have been having last summer." Freezer said.
"Freezer I don't care if I become emperor or not, I just want to have friends like the ones here!" he then went over to Kiwi and Apple and hugged them, "I love you guys!" he said crying hard.
"Freezer get him on his medicine now!" Kiwi said.
"Money does talk." Freezer said handing a lot of money to the doctor.
Next day Zarbon had to stay home, Freezer did not want him walking around and going crazy on everyone, "Please Freezer I have to go to school, I didn't have a option and now all the sudden you're wanting me to stay home from school?" asked Zarbon.
"Sorry Zarbon but it's for your own good, at least until you get better!" Freezer said.
"But Freezer!" Zarbon said.
"No buts, I gave the teacher a note saying that you were being treated!" Freezer said.
"Can I at least get a glass of water?" asked Zarbon.
"No!" Freezer said.
"Oh bollocks!" Zarbon said.
End of story