It's A Taken World
Chapter Eight: WDYMIHTSIH?
I am unsure about the winter/Christmas holiday for Hogwarts, so I am going to say it lasts for a month, and starts on the 1st of December. I am also making a modification, in the chapter where the Mew-tations reached maximum, I said they would go to the Hall of Origins every time it happened? Well revert that, they were doing it, but have stopped now.
Anyway, here is a speech key.
"English/Japanese" Normal
"Pokemon" Special
*Hogwarts, November 31st*
Iris was in a state of happy panic, happy because her Mew-tating mind was causing her indescribable amounts of childishness, and her panic for the previous reason AND the fact her Aunt was actually away from the holidays, visiting some other cousins in Japan, this left her and Daisy in Hogwarts.
This left her with about a day to think of a plan before everything went crazy.
'People are already questioning my hair and the fact its turning pink.' She thought while she ate her oats and raisins (with extra sugar (aka an entire pot))
Her mind flickered through random previous events, to give validity to her claims
'Family curse? No... There are three others with a Mew-tation and they aren't related to me and Purebloods would wonder why no other Potters had it activate. Bitten by a magical cat? Meh, that's pretty cliché. Effect of the killing curse? People already blamed that for my silver tinted eyes to that so it would be reasonable the idiots would accept it as a reason.'
Plan thought out, she continued with her day, writing a note to Gringotts about her 'killing curse side effect' and made them write it down, so if people tried to find out about it they would find something. She sent it off via Pete-express during lunch. Classes ran smoothly after that... well except for Potions, Snape tried at every chance to remove points from her house, but couldn't find any problems with her. She was quiet most of the time, answered all his questions correctly and makes potions so efficiently a master might have made them.
(Technically, they did. She would just shadow herself into the past and use old potion masters as guides.)
The school day ended, the stares she received as she ate becoming a common occurrence due to the rumours that kept expanding, like about how she literally ate the troll that got into Hogwarts, she summoned the troll (with proof being that she wasn't at the feast before the whole event.) and that sort of thing.
She didn't really care, with the way their parents were they would probably start licking her feet as soon as she did something heroic, like stop that Shade of Voldemort in Professor Quirrel's head.
Oh she knew about that, she checked the past of her teachers when she got here and found that quickly, she would take care of it until he was truly dangerous.
Iris didn't really care at the moment though; her mind was turning too mew-like for a trivial matter like that.
She giggled childishly with no real malice, but the sound was enough for a few children on the Gryffindor table to slide further away from her.
'This will probably stop soon; they'll think I'm an innocent, adorable girl with adorable powers. It'll be fun.' Iris giggled in her head before flickering back into maturity for a moment, 'wow, it's already starting, I better head to bed so I don't wear myself out tomorrow.'
Iris hopped off the bench, and dashed out of the Hall back to the common room, literally floating up to the girl's dorms and ignoring the stairs.
She clambered into her bed, ignoring the clothes she was wearing and fell straight to sleep, quiet purrs filling the empty dorm, as all the Gryffindor girls had gone home for the holidays.
*Hell, Familiar Forest around the same time.*
Issei, in Mew form, was giggling in a child-like manner, she really had no clue how she got into the forest, she was practicing Spacial Rend (which she seemed to have an affinity for, along with most of the Dragon Legendaries' moves.) when she accidently used it on herself, the rip in time causing no damage but moving her here.
She didn't care though, she could probably chill her for a month, her parents didn't really do anything for Christmas anyway and she told them she was staying at a friend's place.
It was a pretty cool forest though, a lot of really strange creatures were here, there were even a couple dragons too!
'They didn't really like me though, but I should be able to find someone to play with!' Issei giggled once more.
She heard a rustle of leaves nearby and quickly slid up a tree in a strangely snake-like manner and pointed her head in the direction of the rustling.
"So, what kinda familiar are you looking for? Rias already has that bat she found, Akeno got those little Oni but I bet you want something like a cat, don't you? There is something about you that makes me feel like you would want something like that." An older male voice said, with it getting matched up to a aged man, who looked a tiny bit like a farmer with the clothes he wore.
Eventually three others followed, all girls around the same age as Issei, one with a rich, long red hair, another with very dark hair. The last made Issei silently open her mouth in wonder.
A girl, with white hair and felt a lot like a cat.
'what was that man talking about earlier? Familiars? Iris said something about that in her letters! Perfect companions that would be with you for all their life if they could?' Issei thought, a sparkle flashing in her rich blue eyes.
The Mew-tated person watched as the group looked around, she took note of a small group of tiny creatures in the black haired girl's hands and a thing that could be classed as a bat('it doesn't really look like Pete, and he is a bat, so why do they call that thing a bat?' Issei thought in childish wonder') in the redhead's arms.
Finally the white haired girl replied to the man's question.
"Yes" she said simply.
'She wants a cat familiar? OOH I COULD DO THAT! I'M THE BEST CAT EVER, SHE WOULD HAVE TO CHOOSE ME!' Issei gasped in her head, the childish mind she had right now not really taking into consideration that it was a 'you can't get out of this, it would probably lead to some awkward moments later' sort of thing.
"PICK ME!" She cried, flying at the cat-girl. The others heard her cry as "MEEEEWWWW" and turned to the shortest girl, watching as a streak of pink flew into her arms.
'I can be your familiar! I can do all sorts of cool things!' Issei said, extending her mind-voice to the others.
The white haired girl, called Koneko, was extremely confused, but seemed to accept it because she placed a hand on the cat creature's head and said a silent chant.
'Yay! What shall we do now!' Issei cried as she felt the bond get created.
"... What can you do?" Koneko asked. Issei was going to reply but got cut off by the red haired girl, who squealed in joy.
"Wait! You're a Mew, from Pokémon! I love that show, my brother gave me the first few seasons of it!" She cried, trying to catch the now floating Pokémon
'Oh, I suppose I am!' Issei giggled.
The group had done what they had gone there for, so they headed back home, to the Gremory Mansion, Issei floating behind them. On the way back she asked for their names (even though she already knew them by probing their minds, with no aggression at all, mostly curiosity) and answered a few questions from Rias, who still hadn't gotten over the fact a creature from an Anime (and Game) had made it into the hands of one of her friends, as a familiar too!
('Sona is going to be so jealous!' Rias thought, getting a giggle from Issei, who had accidently read her mind again.)
Their time together was rather short lived, because a couple days later Palkia came and dragged her away deciding to teach Issei how to use Spacial Rend properly because the portal that she accidently created was causing some problems. Koneko didn't really care, just as long as her Familiar was fine.
Rias was the most upset really, she had so many questions still!
*Hogwarts, December 1st*
It was the middle of the day and the school had pretty much lost all its sanity, the walls were either pink and sparkly or covered In sugar and really sticky, Quirrel had died... from a kiss which had come from Iris as she flew past, the weasley twins were having a blast, following the chaotic creature and laughing as something stupid happened (this starting because of the uncontrollable laughter they had when McGonagall's hat was replaced with some fake cat ears.)
Ron was back in the hospital wing, as he had licked twelve sugar walls almost completely clean and had fallen back into a familiar, syrupy coma.
Dumbledore was both upset and happy, because Iris was a really pure creature, but he was upset because she also stole his lemon drops and replaced them with raisins.
(Fawkes wasn't upset by this at all.)
Iris eventually found herself in a secret room during one of her adventures, which was dubbed the 'room of requirement' by the other students who found it. It had piles of random objects stacked high, creating a maze for the people who found the place.
The Part Mew flew around the stacks, in search for anything of interest. Her mind lead her to one.
A bust, with a strange headdress on it.
Further mental research lead her to the fact it was a Horcruxes created by Tom Riddle, known as Voldermort by the masses.
She quickly closed the box that was holding it and used the move Minimize on the box, before flying quickly to Pete, who had returned from her trip delivering something to the goblins. The recipient for the Horcrux was Naruko, who would deal with it later.
That problem dealt with, Iris went back to having fun, which included a glove that matched her fur colour making it blend in extremely well when she wore it. She went around giving people light slaps, and giggling when they found themselves missing or having new appendages.
(That's right, Genderbend Glove. The GG. It is standard issue for the Mew-tated, Ranma was also going to receive one too, but of course the Jusenkyo Witch/ Martial Artist didn't need it.)
No one had them for long though, it took around five minutes for most people to turn back, but some rather disliked people got it a bit harder, leaving them the opposite gender for about an hour.
Hogwarts officially couldn't take it, and it was only the first day.
*Italy, still the same day.*
Sawada Tsunami had woken up to a pile of blankets that morning and after finding her way out of them, she went to go find her father, so she could get some minor revenge.
So after writing a note to her mother telling her the truth about what she was doing (Which Sawada Nana read, laughed, and completely blanked out the truth, believing her child to have gone on one of her friend's house for the holidays, taking her pet rabbit with her.) she teleported to Italy, her rabbit turned into a unmoving doll and held tightly in her paws as she flew around on the lookout for her father's trail. She didn't expect to find him, but it lead to her having an interesting quest, which sometimes ended in a firefight between two Mafia's who thought she was some sort of new spying device ('I hardly think that would be true, I'm too cute to do something so mean!' She thought the first time she went under fire)
I forgot to mention she had done this twice before.
She heard a wizzing sound fly past her ear and looked down, she had got back into another Mafia's territory again and they were sending out shots at her. The Mew sighed, before sending out a large mass of Thunder Wave to get her attackers to stop. It succeeded, as no more bullets came flying towards her after the move connected.
She flew down and picked a random member of the squad shooting at her. Holding her rabbit in the air by some idle psychic powers, she placed both her hands on the Mafioso's head and probed it gently, extracting the needed information. ('Oh, so that's why fire and flying type moves worked so well with me, because of my flame type?' She thought, grabbing an interesting tidbit on the flames higher ranked Mafiosos use.)
After sifting gently through the man's head, she found who the one in charge of his group is and went over to them, doing the same thing they did to the other man.
'Why didn't I do this before? I know this is sort of mean, but I must find Papa! Mama would be really happy if I got him to call more often.' Tsunami thought happily as she removed her paws from the person's head. She had got all the information she needed.
'I'm coming for you Papa!' The Mew squealed.
*Elsewhere, this is STILL THE SAME DAY, OKAY?*
Naruko, Willbreaker held tightly in her tail for extra focus, was ripping portals open left and right to find something interesting. Arceus wasn't having a particularly good time with the Original Mew, who seemed to have found some Cat-Nip, so she decided this time to make her own fun.
It was pretty okay for the most part, there was a moment when she cut open a portal to an entire horde of zombies, but she got rid of them.
Naruko opened up another portal and flew through it blindly.
She found herself in an expanse of strange emptiness quite familiar to her, the silence-shattering roar making it feel like Déjà-vu. She turned, using the move Detect to flash out the way of the large claw that took a swipe at her.
'OH I REMEMBER YOU, YOU DESTROYED MY SHIP!' She thought, expanding the thought out so it was felt by the large dragon's mind. The reply she got was another large claw, which she dodged out the way of, flicking the blade held by her tail at the dragon's limb while moved past.
It only made the dragon angry though, as a large ball of energy started growing in his maw, the power of it going way past her own. She prepared the blue shield of a Protect just as the draconic being fired the energy in a beam, the shield held, but cracks began to form at a rather fast pace. She quickly opened another rip behind her with Willbreaker, just in time too, because the shield shattered as she flew quickly into the other portal, closing it just before the beam went through it too.
'Well, that big red guy really didn't like me being there.' Naruko thought, wiping away some non-existent dust from her body with her tiny paws.
When she cleaned herself up, she prepared another swipe of the blade to get home, only to be stopped by an attention grabbing cough. She looked around and saw a group consisting of Devils, Fallen Angels and Humans
'Uhhh, hi.' She said telepathically.
Naruko 'Eeped' suddenly as a spear of light was sent at her. She quickly opened up a portal and ran through it before any more magic attacks were cast at her.
In the room, a Gothic-Lolita style 'young girl' watched with mild curiosity shielded by absolute emotionlessness
Naruko quickly shut the portal behind her, accidently letting a light spear aimed at her through too, the spear hitting her television instead though as she dodged just in time.
'Phooey, that television cost a pretty penny and boom, speared.' She thought as she pulled the spear from the shattered screen. The light power stung a little bit due to her dark abilities, but it hurt a lot less than it would have due to her having a little skill in light too. She flew over to her lab quickly, sticking it into a long case and placing it in stasis.
'At least I can look into these angel attacks now though, if I could modify the energy of this spear,' Naruko's large eyes sparkled, 'I could make lightsabers! How come no one had thought of doing this before?'
Suddenly, her Mew mind went elsewhere.
'I wonder how Ten Tails is doing, I'll go call her.
Naruko quickly switched to a more humanoid form, the pink hair, ears and tail still remaining. She flipped out her Phone and dialled her adopted daughter's number.
*Ten-Tails' house Akedemi*
Ten-Tails, or Tenshi Yami as the world knows her, was a smart and happy girl. She had friends, she had a house (which was under Naruko's name), life was pretty good.
Right now she was relaxing, watching some Television with her friend Ayano Aishi, who was on her phone texting someone.
Suddenly her own phone rang. She checked it, and smiled as she saw who it was. She got up from her seat as she flicked the 'Answer' button, leaving the room for a little bit of privacy.
"Mom." She said simply
"Hey dear, how are you? Mew(Love you)" Naruko's voice came through the speaker.
"Going through it this month, huh?"
Naruko's childish giggle echoed through the phone.
"Correct, now, anything interesting happen? Mewmew(hopefully nothing dangerous)"
"Well, my friend Ayano wanted some help with her 'senpai'. This girl who calls herself 'Info-chan' appeared in the school's social networking site and has been talking to her. Oh yeah, I joined the Occult club and I think we are close to summoning a Devil!"
"Well, I'll leave you to it. If you do summon one, be careful. Mew Meeewwww (You should be fine if it isn't a stray.)"
"You are lucky I can understand you even when you talk like this, that last bit of information was useful."
"Sorry, Meeeew(It just comes out like this)"
"I know. Anyway, I'll speak to you later."
"Have a happy holiday, Ten. Mew Meww(I'll send you something later)"
Ten put down the phone and went back to her living room, where Ayano was watching the TV.
"So who was it?" The other girl asked.
"My Mom." She replied
"I never see her, how was she."
"Fine. Hey wanna go read some Manga?" Ten-tails asked, pulling out a few of the Japanese comics from a bookshelf.
"Uhh... which ones are they?"
Tenshi just wiggled her eyebrows in a seductive manner, pulling out the more... vulgar texts from the collection.
Ayano blushed slightly... she had read them a little before.
Over.
Done with.
Kaput.
ALL THAT BULLS***
ORBIT
CYA.
...
*Conversion Chambers, about two months ago.*
Flowey, planted firmly in his pot, sighed to himself.
Eruko, who was taking care of the dimension while it was on shut-down, looked up from her clipboard
"What's wrong, buddy?" She asked.
"Just... thinking about the past." The Soulless Flower answered.
"Alright. Hey I received a message from Naruko recently, she wants me to come to the dimension she found, the place seems pretty peaceful."
"Anything else interesting?"
"Well, in idle conversation I heard that one of the children Naruko helped this girl called Iris, who went to school a couple years ago and met someone called Undyne..." Eruko remembered some information that made her truly alive, Flowey, who had been through multiple timelines before, also picked up on this.
"Undyne?" He asked.
"Yeah... Naruko even said that Iris told her Undyne was in 'The Royal Guard of King Asgore'..." The more Eruko thought of it, memories of monsters turning to dust flashed by.
"I think we should go there..." Flowey said.
"Yeah, I'll go call her."
*Present time*
*Ringring**Smash*
'Why do I even have an alarm clock, I don't have anything to do.' Eruko thought, putting on a plain white t-shirt and some Pajamas, then a blue hooded dressing gown and some white socks with plain grey slippers.
'I never understand why I put this on but I do.' Her thoughts continued as she went downstairs and got started with breakfast.
As she was eating her last piece of toast she went outside to check for any mail, as Naruko strangely like to message her in that way, there were a few bills but that was it.
She popped the last bit of toast in her mouth, a car parked on her driveway as a woman in sunglasses and suit climbed out of it.
"Eruko Uzumaki?" The woman said.
Eruko nodded.
"Sign these," She pulled out a document from the suitcase she was holding.
Eruko grabbed the document and began to read it.
'Cultural Exchange Between Species? I remember signing up for this.' Eruko pulled out her pocketed hand from her gown's with a pen and signed her name at the bottom, before passing it back to the document back to the other woman and putting her hand back in the pocket again.
"Thank you. You can call me Smith, Miss Smith. You will be seeing a lot from me, I need to make sure you don't do anything... naughty." After she finished talking, she gave a loud whistle and a group of builders appeared from no-where and went in Eruko's house, with sounds of drills, hammers and saws coming from inside a few moments later.
"... What are they doing in there?" Eruko asked Smith.
"Oh, right," The CEBS Coordinator messed with her sunglasses slightly, "Well your new house guest has some rather specific needs, especially on a month like this, so some workers are giving your house an... upgrade. Not to worry, you this is being paid for by the government."
"Who is my new guest then?" Eruko said.
Smith didn't really reply verbally and just opened her car's door, letting out what was probably her new 'house guest'
It was a teen, rather close to reaching true adulthood, with long red hair and amber eyes. Pretty much a regular girl.
If you ignored the red scales, pointy ears and extremely large tail instead of legs.
'Well... I can't judge, I'm literally made from shattered souls of the monsters of the underground.' Eruko thought, before removing her hand from her pocket again and holding it out to the Snake Woman.
"Nice to meet you, my name is Eruko."
Said Snake woman accepted the hand and shook it. A gaseous sound was heard, making Eruko grin widely.
"The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. Works every time." She giggled, before placing her arm around the Lamia's shoulder and leading her inside.
Smith's eyes widened when she heard the phrase and quickly pulled out her phone.
"Miss Dreemurr, y'know that person who signed up for the CEBS, Eruko Uzumaki, who seemed to appear out of no-where? Well she just did a few things which reminded me of your skeleton friend... yes the lazy one. Okay, I'll keep an eye out. What? Yeah sure I'll come over for dinner, who else will be there? Alright, see you tomorrow." She hung up the phone.
"Well, looks like I have a plane to catch. Why must she be so nice?" Smith mumbled to herself.
The Coordinator looked over to the house, watching as the builders she hired ('wow, I guess the Martial Arts Speed Building does work really well.') left the house. She looked at the window and noticed a smiling yellow flower swinging from side to side like a clockwork decoration. She looked at it intently for a moment, blinking as she thought she saw the plain smile on its face flicker to something demonic for a second. Smith shook her head, expelling the image from her mind as she got into her car, driving off.
Flowey, from on the windowsill, laughed slightly, he liked scaring the people that could handle it.
How many of you thought "Wow its over?" and then were surprised when it had more.
Hey, I went to orbit, in fact I'm there right now. The Earth looks pretty fancy from up here.
Anyway, staying in orbit.
Cya.
(Check out the side-story I made, should be uploading about the same time as this chapter.)