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BPOV

It rang twice before Alice's always cheerful voice filled the space.

"Bella, you better have a good reason for not calling me back!"

"Um... I got engaged and hit by a car?" I offered, looking at Edward. He just shrugged and continued to eat.

"OHMIGODBELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOUGOT... hit by a car?" She screeched, sounding like a confused yet excited puppy.

"Tapped, really. But I'm fine. And... Edward proposed, but I have a sneaking suspicion you may have known." I replied, grinning playfully at Edward who looked at me with a look of complete innocence as he ate his half of the sandwich.

"I knew... a little... of something... or something. What does it look like?" She let out quickly. It was a wonder she didn't give herself a heart attack with all the enthusiasm she was expressing on the phone.

"A solitare." I laughed lightly looking down at the beautiful ring on my left hand. "Tiffany cut, I think?" I continued, peering up at Edward and leaning over to kiss him softly. "It's perfect."

"ooooooooooooo aahhhhhhhhh. We'll have soooooo much fun planning your wedding! We'll look at dresses, and cakes, and flowers, and--"

"Alice we're getting married Monday, here."

"EXCUSE ME? PUT MY STUPID BROTHER IN LAW ON THE PHONE! I AM GOING TO RIP HIS BALLS OFF--"

I laughed. "You're on speaker Alice."

"Edward, I hate you."

He sighed and shrugged aloofly even though he didn't seem to care. "Whatever, Alice." He replied nonchalantly as he cleaned up a bit.

"Why do you hate him?" I asked Alice, glancing at Edward's rear end as he walked to the trash can.

"Becausseeeee, he's gypping me out of planning your wedding-guh." She whined, and I could almost hear her pouting on the other end.

"Gypping you? He promised you could plan our wedding?" I asked turning to him and raising an eyebrow.

"No. It's just implied."

"Hm. Well then that's up to Edward. Do you want to wait so that Alice can plan our wedding?"

He smirked, laughing a little under his breath. "Bella, do you think I want to wait so Alice can plan our wedding?"

"I think you kinda do." I teased.

"Completely. Please, oh please Alice? Will you please plan our wedding." He begged sarcastically, rolling his eyes in my direction.

"No way, you Miserable shitfuck."

Edward just shrugged. "I tried."

I shook my head, rolling my eyes at him. "Alice, I'm sure we'll eventually have some sort of reception in Seattle for all our friends and family. How about if you plan that?"

"Ugh, finneeee. I guess." She groaned. It really seemed like for some reason she was adamant on planning our wedding - regardless of our decision.

"But Alice, can you -- wait!" I gasped turning to Edward. "We can't get married Monday! Your mom... I haven't met your mom!"

He looked and me quizzically and shrugged. "So what?"

"So? Edward what if she HATES me? You can't marry someone your mother hates!" I said animatedly. No, no... no. I heard Alice laughing in the background and I turned to my phone. "What?"

"The chances of Esme hating you are slim to none, Bella." Alice pipped up on the line.

Edward nodded in agreement with his sister-in-law. "And even if she did, I love you. And that's why I'm marrying you."

"No... this is wrong." I stumbled over my words, suddenly very anxious. "Edward, how are we going to get married if we don't even know each others parents??"

"It's very simple, love. We go over there, he says 'do you?' and we say I do. Then you're mine forever." He stated, laughing quietly at my suddenly frazzled state before kissing me softly.

"Awwwwwwwww." Alice's voice rang out. I had completely forgotten she was still on the phone. Edward and his completely distracting lips...

I relaxed immensely just from his touch. I wasn't sure how he did it, but whatever it was it worked. "Okay." I breathed, significantly calmer. "Alice... we um, have to go. Plan the wedding and all that..." I trailed off, tugging at Edward's t-shirt which he quickly removed.

"Yeah, yeah, bye." He said flipping the phone shut quickly.

I turned towards Edward and he helped me slide my shirt off before carrying me over to the couch and laying us down side by side. His touch was tenative, hesitant as one hand slid to the back of my neck and his lips grazed mine lightly. I smiled under his lips and pressed my mouth against his more adamantly. I wanted him, I needed him however much he was comfortable to give considering my state. We laid there for what must have been hours, touching, kissing and exploring each other. I never pushed and neither did he.

It was perfect.

EPOV

"Baby, are you gonna wear white?" I asked as we lounged in bed the next morning. Weekends kicked fucking ass. Definitely.

"I hadn't really thought about it. Should I?"

I laughed, kissing the top of her head, "It's up to you love. It doesn't matter to me. Did you bring anything, or should I take you to Lord&Taylor?"

"I have a couple dresses with me here - I could see if any of them are white; I don't exactly remember what I packed. Are you sure we shouldn't wait until we get back home?"

I shrugged, tangling my legs with hers. "It depends. How would you want to do it? I can't have the big extravaganza that Alice would plan."

"No, no. I didn't mean that. I just meant... I really want to meet your mom before we get married. I feel like meeting the parents is a huge step."

I sighed into her hair, "Yeah. We can do that. Either way, love. I get you in the end, right?"

"Mhm."

I kissed her forehead again, and pulled the blanket up over us. "I think we should just stay in bed today. I can pull the TV in here if you want."

"Sounds good. Should we go out for food before we hunker down in bed for the day, though?"

"Room service? Are you hungry?"

"I'm famished. Room service sounds perfect."

I smiled down at her and kissed her forehead before going to the phone and ordering two chicken salad sandwiches. I didn't trust myself to go back into the bedroom where I'd left Bella, because then we'd never get food. Not that I'd mind. I'd rather have Bella any day. The waiter arrived a short while later, so Bella and I settled onto the couch opposite each other.

"What'd you get," She asked, curling her legs beneath her body and turning toward me.

"Chicken Salad." I said, handing her a plate and flipping on the TV. "Anything good, you think?"

She shrugged, "I dunno, Colombo."

I stuck my tongue out at her, and she giggled back at me. Fuck, did I love that girl.

BPOV

I picked at my sandwich, glancing at Edward from the corner of my eye as I tried to watch whatever the hell rerun was on TV. His eyes were trained on me and when the show went to commercial I turned to look at him. "What?"

He smiled and shook his head. "I'm trying to figure out what the hell love felt like before I met you."

I grinned, leaning in and placing a quick kiss on his lips. "Pretty sure it didn't feel like this." He shook his head, resting his forehead against mine. "No, definitely not."

We grinned at each other before pulling away as we heard the show return.

I picked out the tomatoes and heard him laugh.

"What?"

"Anti-tomatoes too?" He teased.

"What? No, they just bother me. It's like, are they a fruit or veggie? Technically they're a fruit because they have seeds, but if that's the only criteria for something to be a fruit, then strawberries, and any kind of berry are technically vegetable and that just like throws the entire universe out of whack..."

His eyebrows arched up and he glanced at me quizzically. "The entire universe is thrown off because tomatoes are used as a vegetable?"

"No, it's thrown off because tomatoes are a fruit because they have seeds. So maybe it's that the universe is thrown off because berries aren't vegetables. Think about it..." I said grinning triumphantly.

He chuckled, shaking his head back and forth. "Where the hell did I find you?"

"Whatever, like you have room to talk? I mean racist smurfs, really? Like it's not hard enough being little and blue and having terribly high pitched voices? You have to accuse them of racism?" I smirked, unable to hold back the giggle that escaped.

"Hey, I gotta call 'em like I see 'em. I wouldn't want our kids thinking it was okay to discriminate."

"That's very grown up of you. Way to plan ahead for our future children. I'm impressed."

His shoulder shrugged and he took a bite of his sandwich, waiting til he was done before responding. "Gotta keep the cartoons clean. Yogi bear or Baloo?"

"Honestly? I've never seen The Jungle Book. So I have to go with Yogi by default. Jetson's or Flinstones?" I asked curling up to him once we'd finished our sandwiches. His arms wrapped around mine and pulled me in tightly.

"Tough one. Gotta be the Jetson's. Something about the future's kind of cool to me. Ellen or Oprah?"

"Ellen. I choose laughs over sappiness every time. My mouth on your lips or dick?" I asked casually, trying to hide my smirk.

"Not my balls?"

"That's what my tongue's for."

"Hmm. Well, since it' been awhile since your mouth was around my cock, I wouldn't know how to answer that question." He let out an exaggerated breath, and his hand ran down my arm. "We may have to do some research."

I licked my lips before turning around to face him. "Well then, let's take test A." I softly brushed my lips against his once, then back over them sliding my tongue inside his mouth. He let out a soft moan as I pulled away. "How was that?"

"More."

I smiled and tapped his lips with my index finger. "Nope, nope.. more research must be conducted." I answered, trailing my body down his body and finally settling down on the floor between his knees as I unbuttoned his jeans. I looked up at him, smirking - he was already hard.

His dick popped out of his pants. Thank god he hadn't put his boxers back on. "Now, first, because you seemed so concerned about them getting attention..." I murmured as I placed open mouth kisses on his sac, sucking lightly on them. He let out a whoosh of air and I smiled as dragged my tongue across them and up his shaft.

"Any initial comments on test B?" I whispered after placing a kiss on the head of his cock and licking the pre-cum off my lips.

"Uhhhhhhh...."

"I see, inconclusive then. Perhaps further exploration is required." My lips wrapped around his tip as my hand gripped his shaft. My hand began pumping firm and quick strokes as my tongue swirled around his tip and my lips sucked him hard.

"Ung... fuck..." he panted, thrusting his hips up. My lips released his head with a 'pop' and I looked up at him wide eyed. He was staring down at me.

"Still in conclus--"

"Bella, god.. get your mouth around me. That felt fucking amazing..." he moaned. I giggled and nodded, sliding my mouth down his shaft as far as I could take him. He grunted loudly and immediately starting moving his hips. My hand continued to pump the rest of him that I couldn't fit in my mouth. I steadied my breath taking him further and further into my mouth as my tongue massaged the bulging vein that ran down his length. His hand pulled my hair off my neck and matted it all on top of my head as he tightened his grip and thrust himself into my mouth.

"Shit... fuck, Bella.. god your hot little mouth.. mmm. FUCK!" He shouted as my other hand reached down and squeezed his balls. I hummed as I took the final bit of him in my mouth, feeling his tip press against my throat.

"Fuck Bella, I'm gonna fucking... ungh... oh... unnnnnnghh... shit... going to.... shit... cum..." He moaned, pulling my hair harder. I moaned against him and he grunted out a string of profanities. "So fucking close.. where.."

I nuzzled his pubic hair with my nose and massaged his sac with my hands, tugging a little on them. My eyes locked with his and he let out a puff of air, throwing his head back.

"SHIT FUCK BELLLLLLLLLLA!!!" He shouted as his body halted and I felt his hot cum shoot down my throat. My eyes continued to stare at him as the last spurts filled my mouth. I slid him out of my mouth licking my lips of any residual cum before licking him clean.

I moved to straddle his hips when I was done. "So, the verdict?" I asked smiling innocently at him.

"E-either." He said, trying to steady his breathing.

My lips brushed against his cheek. "Good answer."