Hey guys, im bac! Ooh, and a tip, if you're evr feelin sad, listen 2 Dental Care by Owl city, and i guarantee u will smile/ laugh. Legit the funniest song ive evr heard. Or Rugs From Me to You by Owl City. Both r pretty funny :).

O, and c the movie The Butterfly Effect. Its rated r cuz theres a scene wher som1s naked, but we r all mature here, rnt we? And the movie is realy well written and NOT a porno. Cuz i kno som of u r thinkin tht.

O, and i cant bliev i 4got 2 put a flashback in the last chappy, so, 2 make up 4 it, this 1s gonna hav 2!

You and I left our troubles far behind (troubles far behind),

But I still have just one more question on my mind.

For all my pals who live in the oceans and the seas,

With friends like these, well,

Who needs enemies?...

She took her seat. "Well, you already know my name." A girl said to the boy sitting next to her. "What's yours?"

The boy flipped his wavy blonde hair out of his eyes. "You've got nice tits." He said, pointing to her chest.

The girl's navy blue eyes widened in shock. "Um, excuse me?"

The boy's light brown eyes twinkled as he smirked. "You heard me."

The girl angrily tugged at her frayed scarf, which matched her eyes. "You're so rude!" She yelled at him, her British accent coming out more now that she was mad.

Their teacher looked at both of them angrily. "Go to the principle's office for interrupting my class!" He yelled. He had a short temper.

They both got up and left the class. "This is all your fault!" She hissed at the boy.

He simply grinned. "Hey, your accent's pretty sexy, too."

She threw her hands up in the air. "How is all of this happening! For Christ's sake, I just wanted to know your name!"

He kept on smirking as she exasperatedly ran a hand through her curly black hair.

"Kenny McCormick. Junior."

Mary's P.O.V.

"What should we do first?" Christy asked everyone as we entered the fair. We all thought for a moment.

I, naturally, was the first one to speak up because they were idiots.

"How about the Ferris Wheel?" I suggested, pointing to the Wheel that was to the right of us.

Christy nodded eagerly. "Yeah! Let's do that!"

Kenny's face paled. "Uh, I don't know, you guys..." He gulped.

We couldn't really blame him. Kenny had been killed a million times over by nearly every possible way one could die, except by anything related to heights. Weird, huh?

Think about it. He actually hasn't.

"C'mon, I really wanna go!" Christy begged.

"Yeah, it seems cool." Kyle agreed.

I kinda wanted to go on it too. I looked at Christy and Kyle, and a plan formed in my mind.

"Kenny? Stan? Could I talk to you over there for a second?" I asked.

Kenny looked at me suspiciously. "Why?"

"Because I just wanna talk for a minute." I stated.

Kenny still looked cautious, but Stan just rolled his eyes and grabbed his arm, dragging him away, following me. We stopped on the other side of the Ferris Wheel, and I turned to face them.

Kenny looked at Stan angrily. "What the hell did you do that for, man? She probably brought us here to rape me or something while you video tape it."

"First of all: Why would she ask me to tape it? Second of all: It's not rape if you like it." Stan said, to which I laughed and Kenny blushed.

"Haha very funny. Now seriously, why did you bring us here?" Kenny asked me.

"To rape you while Stan video tapes it. Wasn't that made clear?" I asked, trying to make a straight face. "Okay, okay, I wanted to talk you into going on the Ferris Wheel, Ken."

"Why?" He asked.

"Because Kyle and Christy totally like each other, and I guarantee you that Kyle's gonna put a move on her if we go on that Ferris Wheel." I said confidentally.

Stan snorted. "And how do you know that they like each other?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

It was my turn to snort. "Please, Stan. I'm a girl. I know these things." He rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, Mary, you're hot and all, but I gotta agree with Stan. And besides, Kyle wouldn't make a move on Christy. He so doesn't have the balls." Kenny said.

"Well, then let's make this interesting. Kenny, I bet you ten bucks that Kyle puts his arm around Christy." I said. I felt bad, because ten bucks was sort of all that Kenny had for himself, but hey, I was getting pretty pissed that everyone kept disagreeing with me.

Kenny shook his head. "No deal. Not enough."

My mouth dropped. "Dude. Come on. What more do you want?"

He smirked. "How about a kiss? On the cheek, don't worry." He said, rolling his eyes.

I thought about it. "Okay. Deal. If I win, I get ten bucks. If you win, you get a kiss, on the cheek, from me."

"No way! A kiss, and ten bucks." Kenny insisted.

I smirked and shook my head. "No deal."

He weighed the options, before nodding. "Okay, fine. Deal." We shook on it.

"Finally! We should go back now, they're probably wondering where we are." Stan said, looking quite annoyed with us.

We headed back to Kyle and Christy, who looked at us very angrily.

"Well, now that you guys are done with your little three -way behind the Ferris Wheel, can we actually go on it?" Kyle asked, agitated.

We laughed and nodded, getting into the seats. Luckily, there were only four people allowed per car, which made it easier to pull off our bet without Kyle and Christy knowing, because Kyle and Christy got in one car and Stan, Kenny, and I got into the other car.

The ride up was pretty boring, so I randomly sang to myself in my head. Hey, you know you do it.

If you're my girl, spin me around your room with feeling,

And as -we twirrrrrllll,

The glow in the dark stars on your ceiling,

will shine for us...

"Mary."

I was interrupted out of my thoughts by Stan nudging me.

"Dude, look." He said, pointing to the car beneath us, where Kyle was slowly edging his arm around Christy.

I was about to gloat at Kenny, but, well, Kenny being Kenny...

****************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************A girl pressed her ear up against a door while a boy stood on his tip -toes, trying to look through the door's window.

"What do you think they're saying in there?" The grl asked the boy, her navy blue eyes wide with curiosity.

The boy shrugged, his light brown eyes dull. "Maybe they're fucking."

The girl grimaced and rolled her eyes. "Please. Like my mom would ever fuck your dad."

The boy flipped his wavy blonde hair out of his eyes and shrugged again. "There are stranger things in the world."

"Like you?" The girl smirked.

"Haha, very funny, Nat." The boy mumbled.

"Don't call me Nat." The girl said angrily, her British accent becoming more clear.

"Oh, would you prefer I call you baby instead?" The boy smirked.

The girl sighed. "You know, you could just call me by my actual name."

The boy waved his hand dismissively. "Nah, first names are too boring. What's your middle name?"

The girl fiddled with her old, navy blue scarf. "Natalie." She mumbled.

The boy grinned. "Ah, so Nat it is, then."

"I so hate you right now." The girl hissed.

The boy continued to grin. "You so don't."

If you're the bird,

Whenever we pretend it's summer.

Then I'm the worm,

I know the part, it's such a bummer.

But fair is fair...

Ooh, i 4got 2 mention b4, 1 of the most adorable songs ive evr heard is Sunburn by Owl City. Seriously, listen 2 it.

O, and in case u havnt noticed, im kinda obsessed with Owl City. I actually listened 2 a bunch of Owl City songs on replay while typing dis chappy ^ ^.

O, and did u kno tht thers a movie called How to Deal? I swear, i didnt kno ther was wen i came up with the title 4 dis story! :)

-CC