Yo y'all!

Purple burst of paper birds,

This -picture paints a thousand words,

So take a breath of myth and mystery,

And don't look back...

"Guys, we're lost!" A girl with curly, auburn locks exclaimed.

"No, we're not!" A black- haired boy said confidently.

"Uh, we kinda are." A blonde boy said, pointing out the obvious.

"Oh god, this is terrible!" A girl with curly black hair wailed. She was sort of a worrywort. "What if we get stuck here forever and die? What if we get kidnapped and raped? And then murdered? And then-"

"Calm down, Nat!" The blonde haired boy said, his brown eyes flashing angrily.

"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME DO NOT CALL ME NAT YOU GODDAMN COCKSUCKER!" The black haired girl yelled at the blonde, her British accent becoming more apparent.

"Dudes! Shut up! Fighting isn't gonna solve anything!" The blak haired boy said, his hazel eyes pleading.

"Hey, what's that?" The auburn head asked, pointing to something sticking out of the forest floor, her brown eyes wide with curiosity. The gang went over to it. The black -haired boy picked it up out of the dirt, carefully wiping it clean with his sleeve as to not get cut by the broken glass that was a part of, as they found out, a picture frame.

They all crowded around it, their eyes widening.

Kyle's P.O.V.

"GET SOME, BROFLOVSKI!"

Kenny's voice screamed, making me jump about a foot in the air (which was pretty dangerous considering I was on a freakin' ferris wheel) and quickly bring my arm back down to my side (right before it was about to touch Christy's shoulder!).

"Did you hear that?" Christy asked, turning towards me.

"Um, no?" I said, mentally kicking myself for making it sound like more of a question.

Christy just shrugs lazily and goes back to looking down at the rest of the Fair, which is what she was doing before the little interruption.

I looked up to the car above me, ready to flip off Kenny, but the sight that I saw shocked me.

Kenny and Mary were kissing! On the lips!

...And Stan was recording it all on his cell phone.

"Christy! Look!" I yelled, nudging her and pointing upwards.

Christy looked up, but by then the kiss was over and Mary and Kenny were fighting, Mary looking quite angry and Kenny just smirking.

... With Stan still filming it all.

Christy looked back at me, confused. "What?"

"Dude, you would not believe this, but..." I started, looking around as if to make sure no one was listening before dropping my voice to a whisper "... Kenny and Mary were just kissing!"

Christy laughed. "Yeah, right!"

Christy's P.O.V.

I sat silently in my booth, getting pretty aggravated. I've been here for fricken' 20 minutes and noone has come to take my order yet. I was at the Denver Ceamery, by myself, because A. I wanted to be alone, and B. All the food in my house sucks.

But I was getting pretty bored and was thinking of texting Mary or Kyle to meet me here, when I realized that I had left my cell phone at home. And I was not going all the way back there to get it. I just wanted to eat.

If anyone ever came to take my order, that is.

"Christy?"

I heard someone call my name, and I turned around to see Kyle walking towards me.

"Hey, Kyle. Come sit over here." I said, pointing to the seat across from me.

Kyle nodded and sat down.

"Hello, my name is Ryan. May I please take your order?" A server asked, coming toward us.

Well it's about damn time.

Stan's P.O.V.

Me, Mary, and Kenny were walking to the Denver Creamery. We wanted to invite Kyle and Christy, too, but they weren't answering their phones for some reason.

We had finally reached the Creamery, and I looked through one of the windows and who happened to be there? Christy and Kyle!

"Hey, look! There they are!" I said cheerfully, about to walk in and wave at them when Mary pulled me back by my collar.

She slapped my arm. "What the hell's wrong with you?" She hissed at me, looking angry.

Kenny took one look at Mary's angry expression and slapped my arm as well. "Yeah, what the hell's wrong with you?" He hissed.

I rolled my eyes at him. "Um, what did I do?" I asked, confused.

Mary looked at me like I was insane. "You can't just go in there and say hi to them!"

"Um, why not?" I asked, even more confused.

Mary grinned slyly. "Because," She started. "Where's the fun in that?"

Christy's P.O.V.

"And I was going to text you or Mary to come here, but I left my phone at home." I explained to Kyle. He nodded and took a bite out of his burger.

"Yeah, I guess I just needed some-" Kyle started, but was interrupted by some naughty giggling coming from the booth behind me. The walls between the booths were too tall to see who was sitting there, so we just ignored them.

"Yeah?" I asked, gesturing for Kyle to go on.

"I guess I just needed some time to myself." Kyle admitted.

"Oh my god, should I leave then? Like, if you really need to be alone." I suggested.

Kyle shook his head. "No, it's-"

"Oh baby, you know I love it when you do that."

(more naughty giggling)

"No, it's okay." Kyle mumbled after we had once again been interrupted by the couple in the booth behind me.

"Oh, well that-"

"I love your brown curls."

"Your fiery curls really turn me on, you know."

Okay, this was really getting out of hand. Like, what the fuck? You're in a public restaurant, people.

"I love you, Christy."

"I love you too, Kyle."

Kyle and I both blushed as these words were heard from behind us.

Okay, something was definitely going on here. Kyle and I got up from our booth and walked to the one behind us.

Mary's P.O.V.

Ha, they should have seen their faces! In case it wasn't clear, Kenny, Stan and I were sitting in the booth behind Kyle and Christy, and Kenny and I had decided to put on an act and pretend to be Kyle and Christy, so that we could tease them.

When we heard Christy and Kyle coming over, I had jumped into Kenny's lap and wrapped my arms around his neck, and he wrapped his arms around my waist (to make it more believable, okay!).

...And Stan was sitting across the table, laughing his ass off.

When Kyle and Christy came over and saw that it was us, their jaws dropped.

"Oh, I love you Kyle." I said to Kenny, nuzzling my head in his neck.

"Oh, I love you, too Christy." Kenny said, resting his cheek on my head.

"Wha-? A-? How-?" Christy stuttered, her face turning so red it was almost purple.

I promptly got off of Kenny and stood in front of Christy and Kyle, taking a bow. Kenny came up beside me and did the same.

Stan clapped. "Bravo!" He exclaimed.

"What the fuck you guys?" Kyle yelled angrily.

"C'mon, you guys have to admit that was pretty freakin' hilarious." I smirked.

"No, it was not FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!" Christy screamed.

"Um, I'm going to have to ask you guys to leave. This is a family restaurant." A waiter huffed, shooing us out.

"See, Stan." I said as we walked out. "Wasn't that way more fun than just saying hello?"

"Well, I wish I had gotten my sandwich before we left." He grumbled. I rolled my eyes.

'Cause after all those wings will take you up -so -high,

So bid the forest floor good -bye,

As you race the wind and,

Take to the sky...

Only a few chappies left, just so u kno :(

-CC