A/N: So here we are again, me posting a long overdue chapter. You guys reading it and hoping beyond hope that stars align themselves properly again and let me put another one out within the same year...
Sorry about that. Been crazy. I recently finished Defiled by Her Blood. If you haven't read it I highly suggest you do. I put a good bit of my heart into that last chapter.
Also if you read the first six...yeah prepare for a shift. This is where the crazy shit starts happening.
I do not won Naruto nor any affiliated items.
Chapter 6
The darkness of the place made it difficult for most people to move around safely. Most people. Naruto's superior night vision made it as bright as day. He slid softly across the hazard area and slipped into the room. He noticed his target, sleeping, on the bed. He flicked his tongue over his lips and drew his weapon from a sash where he tied it tightly to his left thigh. He wasn't wearing anything except a pair of cotton shorts and his boxers; anything else was too noisy and would alert his target before he even tried to attack. He took the sheathe of his weapon and clamped it in his teeth.
One chance Naruto…one chance…
Steeling his nerves he forced the door open and leapt with a small 'pop' he drew his weapon and held it out to make the winning blow.
A long shapely leg shot out and crashed into his ribs sending him sailing backward, over the second floor railing and onto the couch in the living room below. He cried out as his half naked target leapt after him, landing hard on his stomach with an ass as solid as rock. Naruto felt two hands cover his mouth to keep him from retching his supper up.
"Failure," Anko replied as she smacked Naruto back and forth until his cheeks were red. However a few seconds later they returned to his normal sun kissed look. "God, always with the sneak attacks. Can't a woman get her drunken stupor sleep without a little pervert like you attacking them?" she asked.
Anko put her hand on Naruto's chest and was about to push off when she felt something swell inside her. It was a sickeningly sweet idea that was all the easier considering their positioning. The soft feeling of his flesh under her hand made it harder to ignore. Neither noticed how Anko's hand swept over his chest a little, caressing him. Something in Anko almost begged her to lean forward and lick Naruto's cheek. She bit her tongue as she imagined his soft, yet foxy features, twisted in pleasure under her…
She sighed, shook her head and cursed under her breath as she got off of Naruto allowing him to finally breathe. Anko looked at her clock and saw, to her dismay; it was five o'clock in the morning.
"Sorry about that Anko-chan. Just thought I'd celebrate my new position as a ninja of the village!" he said as he held up his weapon, a permanent marker. Anko's eyebrow twitched as she assumed what he would have drawn on her face.
The last time he had cleverly written 'Anko likes penis here' with an arrow pointing to her mouth. Child services once again accepted the excuse of 'training problems' when Naruto was put into the hospital that afternoon after she woke up.
"What were you planning?" she asked her hands on her hips.
Naruto's eyes flashed purple and he grinned from ear to ear, showing off his vicious vulpine teeth, "Maybe one day you should let me pass and find out."
The serpentine woman visibly shuddered and rubber her arms.
Anko put on her normal, 'Why do I live with this kid again?' face and shook her head. She turned and walked up the wall back to the second floor before entering her bedroom. As soon as she was in she shook violently. Her tongue seemed to swell in her mouth as she imagined the blonde's feral smile. It spilled out and she began licking her hand where she had touched Naruto's chest.
She imagined she could almost taste his soft young flesh, "Tastes sweet," she murmured as she sucked on her fingers. "Like honey and rain…"
As soon as she realized what she was doing, Anko bit down hard. Blood dribbled from her fingers. She didn't flinch or stop even when she heard the knuckles crack under the pressure. With the sudden pain she also realized that her panties were soaked.
She was infuriatingly aroused. She wanted Naruto, badly. Except she didn't. No. That was bad. Naruto was a kid. She didn't want to have his cute face between her breasts suck-
No. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. I'm different…she chanted mentally until she felt Naruto return to his own room. With a great sigh Anko went to her closet, got dressed and pulled a small book out of her pocket. She flipped through it and smiled as she went over a name and a phone number. She ground her thighs as the space between them grew gummy and heated.
Anko walked to her bed and sat down. She spread her legs and almost glared at her crotch. She also was not picturing Naruto's head there. His fuzzy blonde locks were not tickling her thighs. His dexterous tongue was not slithering around her pussy.
She was not imagining these things at all. Nope. Never. Disgusting thoughts everyone.
Growling Anko adjusted the phone to rest between her shoulder and face so she could begin masturbating.
She picked up her phone and dialed. The first number didn't answer. Neither did the second or third. Her fingers delved deeper inside her with each number as she dialed with her free hand. Lying on her back Anko panted as her pace grew more frenzied.
"God…did I get tighter?" she said huskily as the phone rang twice.
There was the click of a phone being picked up followed by a groggy voice.
Anko chirped, sitting up, right quick, and pulled her fingers free of her sex, licking them loudly into the receiver, "Hey Jin. It's Anko-chan. Got a minute?"
.xxxxX
The door exploded open and a vibrantly awake Ibiki leapt into the Mitarashi household. "AWAKEN GOOD PEOPLE! THE DAY IS BRIGHT AND NEW ADVENTURES AWAIT!" he ran past the kitchen towards the stairs but stopped. He back peddled, making a grand show of the reverse running technique Gai had taught him after a night of schnapps, to see Naruto flipping bacon with a spatula. "Naruto? Why are you making breakfast?"
The blond pointed to the fridge. Ibiki noticed a small scrap of lavender paper with a chubby snake in the corner shaped like a heart, Anko's personal stationary. On it was a note with the following:
Naruto,
Went to a friend's house. Won't be back for a while. Have to make your own breakfast. Sorry kid! Hope you get a good sensei. Have fun!
Love, the Beautiful Ninja Princess Anko-chan
P.S. Screw this up and I'll eat you alive!~
At the bottom of the note was a chibi Anko with fangs eating a Naruto head shaped rice ball.
Ibiki frowned. He was sure Anko had gone to see a man. And looking at Naruto, who was only wearing his favorite pair of work out shorts, he was sure he knew the reason why. Ibiki had once held many reservations about his young protégé being in charge of Naruto's care. It was only after the first few weeks when Naruto wouldn't hear of being away from Anko unless she was on a mission that most of them left.
Most.
He hid his slight aggravation at Anko and whirled to Naruto, "FORGET THIS PALTRY BREAKFAST!" he bellowed as he grabbed the hot bacon and swallowed it. Naruto gaped at him his jaw dropping to his chest. "Let's get some ramen!"
Naruto's eyes widened, and he smiled softly, "Alright, thanks Ibiki." Naruto put the pan and the spatula into the sink, rinsed them off quickly, and headed to his room to get changed.
As he left Ibiki held up his hand and splayed his fingers. He drew in his pinky and ring finger. "Three more chances Anko. I can only allow you three more," he whispered into the kitchen, still cold from the night before.
.xxxxX
"Wow! Way to go Naruto-kun!" Ayame chirped as she kept reaching over and poking the headband's metal plate. Naruto beamed. "It's so good to see you getting closer to your goal! When will you qualify for that one rank you want?" she asked.
Naruto started, and cursed himself when he noticed the look on Ibiki's face. The skilled torturer was glaring at him through the corner of his eyes. The blonde gulped as the bald man finished his noodles and smiled wide at Ayame.
"He has a lot of work to do I'm sure," Ibiki said nonchalantly.
Ayame clapped her hands, "I bet wanting to be in ANBU and all! But I'm sure you can do it Naruto-kun!"
Naruto grimaced when Ibiki slammed the money for the breakfast down on the counter. "Thank you very much it was delicious," his face displaying the opposite emotion Naruto knew he was going to be dealing with in a minute. "Let's head to the academy, Naruto."
The man stood and waited for Naruto to finish his meal. Ayame gave Naruto a kiss on the cheek and waved him off. As soon as they were out of sight Ibiki's arm swooped down and caught Naruto in a headlock.
"ANBU?" he snarled. "You would dare join the ANBU?" he pulled Naruto up to his height.
Naruto's face was impassive.
"WHY! ANSWER ME!"
Naruto winced and grit his teeth together hard. Ibiki put him down and crouched to one knee, his hands on Naruto's shoulders. "Why Naruto? They're the embodiment of old ninja. They forsake everything for the village. Their names, their faces, even their lives and souls for Konoha. That is noble. But it is foolish for one such as yourself. You want to be noticed! To be accepted. An ANBU agent will always be merely an ANBU agent."
Naruto clenched his fists. "Because if I become ANBU. Then I can get a chance at him." The venom in the boy's voice made Ibiki stand. Red irises followed him upwards. His whisker marks deepened into gashes. His naturally sharp teeth became vicious fangs. "I'm going to kill him. And when I do I'll rip his soul out of his corpse and tear it to shreds. He won't even be allowed a glimpse of Hell for what he's done."
Ibiki's face fell, "Tell me Naruto. Do you know what you've just said to me?" They held their gaze on each other for a long time. Minutes passed in silence as Ibiki tried to read past the wall of hatred in Naruto's face.
The blonde turned suddenly, his feral face returning to normal, he even put on his normal lecherous grin as a busty young woman walked by. She made a hissing sound like a cat and leapt away from him when he tried to sidle up to her.
Ibiki put his hands in his pockets. A cold wind blew through him and made him shiver. He closed his eyes and tilted his head backwards.
Justice…is balance. A decent act in response to an indecent one.
"Two more chances Anko. Two more."
.xxxxX
Ino kept looking at the door to the classroom. Sakura noticed and then looked to where Sasuke was sitting. She grinned and poked Ino in the ribs. The blonde screeched and glared at her.
"Who are you waiting for Ino-chan?" Sakura asked sweetly.
"What does it matter to you, forehead?" she snapped.
"Because the only one worth waiting for is already here," the pink haired girl angled her head toward Sasuke.
Ino rolled her eyes and kept a lock on the door. It opened to reveal a smiling Naruto. He took a single step into the room before Ino was up and to his side, "Wow. I didn't even try anything yet. At least give me a second to attempt to-bwah!"
Ino grabbed his arm and pulled him into the hall and to an empty classroom. After checking to see if anyone was following Ino threw Naruto in, followed him and closed the door standing in front of it.
Naruto stood and wiped his front, "I hope you understand how much I love a woman who takes charge."
"Who is the woman in your head?" Ino asked bluntly, her arms crossed over her chest.
Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Well that was unexpected."
"What?"
"I never would have pegged you for a lesbian. I mean she's hot and all but Kosuna is the only one who gives me that kind of-"
Ino grabbed his shoulders and shook him, "Tell me dammit! She kicked me out not that seal! Who. Is. She?"
"No one important," he said flatly.
Ino glared daggers at him and shook him again. "Don't give me that Uzumaki!"
Leaning in he grinned, "Jealous I think about someone else more than you Ino-chan?"
She sputtered. In that moment Naruto grabbed her hands and flipped her over him slamming her down butt first behind him. Spinning he twisted her arm behind her. Ino cried out and grabbed her shoulder.
"Say uncle."
Ino snarled.
"Call me daddy!" he said with a smile.
"Fuck you!"
He smacked her ass with his foot causing her to growl deeper. At the show of defiance he turned her arm more. Despite her resolve she gave in,
"L-let me go."
"L-let you go what?" Naruto said, his eyes flashing red. He felt a rush toward his privates but suppressed it. "I can't hear you Ino-chan," he put his foot on her shoulder blade and pushed.
"Let me go daddy!" Ino roared, shame momentarily given up under the intense pain.
Naruto released her. She pulled her arm around and whimpered in pain. Naruto leaned over her, putting their bodies in a very compromising position with Naruto's groin mere centimeters from Ino's round rear.
"Some things are better left alone Ino," he whispered into her ear. She shook. He kissed her cheek and pinched her butt before righting himself, whirling on the spot and leaving. "I wouldn't want to make you hate me by going any further…after all your first time should be special." As he opened the door he glared at her over his shoulder, "And I'm not talking about getting fucked Ino."
When he was sure she understood what he meant he left, slamming the door behind him.
Ino cradled her arm to her chest and snorted…Fine. Then I'll just wait. Patience is one of my strong suits Naruto, believe it.
.xxxxX
When he reentered the room he felt several sets of eyes on him. He met them all, flashing his sharp teeth, and went to his seat, next to Sasuke. The Uchiha didn't register his presence. Naruto leaned back and put his feet on the desk whistling softly. Sasuke soon realized the tune was from an old song of the village. It was about a thief who accidently stole from the Hokage.
While the ninja lord had spared him when he robbed another man later that day the thief was killed by the man's knife.
"What did you do after the test Sasuke?" asked the cheery blonde, much louder than he had to.
Sasuke twitched, "I sat at home and brooded over how stupid you are."
Naruto blinked, "That…is the most homosexual thing I've ever heard you say."
"Congratulations. Eat shit and die."
Naruto chuckled to himself and sat back down properly as Ino returned to the class, flexing her shoulder. Saukra looked from Ino to Naruto when she noticed the female blonde was giving Naruto a death glare.
The male turned and let his, in Sakura's opinion, abnormally and disgustingly long tongue loll out of his mouth. He made a licking motion and turned around.
"What was that ab-" Sakura began.
"Nevermind," Ino snapped, "It's none of your business Sakura. Even though it's probably her fault."
Sakura, and even to an extent Ino herself, wondered if the Yamanaka meant Anko.
Iruka, who had followed Ino in, lifted a clipboard from his desk, examining several papers on it, before setting down on his desk and facing his class. "Alright everyone, today you will be meeting your jounin instructors. Afterward you will become official members of that squad. Now listen for your names and your squad numbers."
As Iruka read the names of each squad and their different members there was audible grunt from Sakura and Sasuke and Naruto when they were assigned together. Sakura stood up. Iruka put a hand over his hidden sake bottle as she began to rant about being in a group with Naruto.
"Sakura, tell me the strong suits of your new teammates," asked the teacher, holding out his free hand.
Sakura blinked and looked from the blonde to the dark haired boy. "Sasuke is an Uchiha…" she began. "He's skilled at everything." When she turned her gaze to Naruto he had what appeared to be a puppy dog look, but his generally feral features reminded her more of a nasty little fox she had found as a younger girl. "Naruto…uh…"
Hinata absently poked her index fingers together…He can steal your panties from right between your thighs.
"Has…" Sakura tried desperately to find a way to say her next few words without saying her next few words, "stamina."
"YOU KNOW IT BABY!" An encyclopedia crashed into the back of his skull.
Iruka sighed, "Sasuke has the highest grades in the school, Naruto the lowest. Sakura you have average scores in physical aspects, but mental aspects are very high. Naruto has higher than average physical coordination and stamina and has a greater range of ninjutsu. Sasuke may be an Uchiha but he is also skilled with weaponry of all kinds while you and Naruto pass with only kunai and shuriken," he explained.
"Do you see how you complement each other?"
Embarrassed Sakura nodded meekly and sat down. Iruka pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head…I'm so glad the next batch of students is three years away from my classes…
"Now listen up! Your senseis will arrive in time so until then give me some peace in our last moments together," he said poetically as he waved them away for lunch.
The different teams split up, save for two. Ino dragged Shikamaru and Chouji into a small section of the outside garden. Sasuke quickly avoided Sakura and Naruto, and went to eat on his own, while the blonde decided to say hello to the new teachers.
Sakura just sat in the classroom sitting with her hands around the bottle of water in her lap. Both lonely and starving.
"What is it Ino?" Shikamaru asked as soon as the blonde released her rip on his arm.
Her eyes narrowed as she went over both of her teammates, "You're going to help me do something."
Chouji and Shikamaru shook their heads and as one said, "No way! Sorry ma'am, but fuck that!"
"WHAT?" Ino shrieked.
"The last time we 'helped you,'" Chouji said using his fingers for quotation marks, "We both ended up running from a very angry giant bull. My dad still won't let me near his summoning scrolls because of that."
"And the time before that caused me to be banned from life from Victoria's Secret Weapon. My mom was so pissed off that she couldn't get the stuff she wanted she almost killed Yumie-san and me."
"This is different we won't be doing anything you don't already want to do," Ino said.
Again they said, "Doubt that Blondie."
"I need your help beating up Naruto."
Shikamaru and Chouji exchanged a quick look. Naruto was their friend and fellow mischief maker. If it wasn't for him they would still be milling around looking at clouds and eating chips.
But then again…
I swear this will work! Don't worry about the smell it will wash off I promise! Just remember: when Anko comes around that road jump out and say 'MUSTAKISHI SAYS HEY!'
Shikamaru and Chouji unconsciously rubbed their left arms, matching scars visible.
"Where do we sign?"
.xxxxX
34-C. 32-B…hmmm. Ooh! Kurenai-san! I do believe those are 38-D!...A certain blonde pervert said as he hung upside down, all but invisible outside the room holding the many sensei for his classmates, a special seal over his eyes to see through the wall using heat vision. So far he had noticed a few examples of teachers he'd like to serve under.
And be in the same squad of.
He almost cried out when he saw Sarutobi Asuma. The smoking ninja was one of Naruto's role models. He hoped that the proud member of the Twelve Ninja Guardians was his teacher.
But it was still a tossup between him and Kurenai. It was then Naruto noticed something. There was one sensei missing.
Man that guy is late as hell!...Waitaminute…Oh shit…
Somewhere a man reading porn sneezed loudly.
.xxxxX
Naruto raced around the school grounds in an attempt to find his teammates. He asked several groups but no one had seen either the Uchiha or his fan girl.
After nearly twenty minutes Naruto got a bead on the latter and tracked her to a large vending machine where Sakura was flipping several coins around in her fingers.
"Ah Sakura-chan good!" he said as he stopped next to her and put his hands on his knees.
Sakura looked at him and hastily shoved the coins in her pocket. "What do you want Naruto!" she asked angrily, her face turning red.
He raised an eyebrow at her, "Don't have enough?" he took out a bill and put it in, "What do you want? On me!" he grinned at her.
Sakura, who didn't like the way Naruto smiled, shook. Her eyes traced the rows of snacks and foods and her stomach grumbled loudly. As it did an image of her mother flashed across her memory.
HARUNO SAKURA! How many times have I told you? You do not eat garbage like this in my house! Jisho! Did you buy this for her? What a stupid man! Think of her health! She'll gain a hundred pounds if she eats this!
Sakura lowered her head, "I'm not hungry." She growled again.
"You lie like a mattress," Naruto deadpanned. Sakura rubbed her arms and nibbled on her lower lip. "How about I eat half? Half of something ain't so bad."
Quietly she answered, "Okay."
Naruto got one of the special meal bars and broke it in half, giving Sakura the larger piece. "Sakura…" he began.
She looked at him. Her large green eyes seemed to dig a trench in his heart, "Nevermind. It's nothing. We gotta find Sasuke I have something you both need to hear."
She nodded and watched as he turned to find the Uchiha. Sakura held the bar for a minute before she hovered it over the trash can.
It's not healthy to deny your body food when it's growing. This will cause your tits to stay small y'know that right?
Sakura looked from the bar, to Naruto's retreating back, to her chest. Growling she hastily started to eat the bar. AS tears welled in her eyes she charged after her new teammate.
I'll show you Naruto. And mother too.
As they ran the two found Sasuke eating a small bento on the southern part of the school grounds. Naruto waved at him and made sure the raven haired boy didn't run off by cat calling him until he and Sakura were close.
"Good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" Naruto asked as he looked at them with a serious gaze.
Sasuke, interested in the deadpan look on Naruto's face, put his chopsticks down and answered, "Good news."
"The son of the third and the best genjutsu user of the village are among the people who will be taking students from our class."
Sasuke nodded, both were exceptional ninja and well known in the cadet ranks, "And the bad news?" Sasuke asked.
"There's one missing. One sensei is hours late. And that only means one man. And he's been teaching students from the academy for almost seven years."
"Why is that bad?" Sakura asked.
Naruto leveled his gaze to each of them, "Because in those seven years he has been given almost two hundred separate teams of students. And none of them survived past the first few days under his care."
The two genin gulped. Sasuke shook his head, "who is it?"
Naruto raised his hands in a Shinto manner to ward off evil, "Hatake Kakashi."
.xxxxX
"So who got the emotional baggage group?" Asuma called to the other teachers, tapping the list for team 7.
"Not me thank god! My little sister knows that Naruto kid! He once snuck into her room and sculpted her a statue for Valentine 's Day!"
"That's not so bad," a third commented.
"It was an image of her naked hugging a huge oak tree made completely of chocolate. The scary thing was it didn't melt for a few weeks," the second explained shrugging. He put a finger to his chin, "It was good though. Dark chocolate. Hey whoever gets him as a student, get me the recipe!"
Several of the assembled jounin laughed, one smacked his arm.
"Never mind the fact he lives with Mitarashi!" a fourth spoke up.
Kurenai, who had done some work with Anko, and since become a good friend with the snaky kunoichi, raised an eyebrow, "What does that have to do with anything?"
The jounin shook his head, "She's a high level member of the interrogation service. But she has a few quirks." He tapped his temple with a finger, "she was trained by Orochimaru and when he left the village he fucked her up good, left her in some shack in a back water country with a weird seal on her neck."
Kurenai remembered the odd tattoo.
"Now some people think it makes her a connection to the criminal. Others think it was a failed experiment. Even more think it's the reason she's a bit…odd."
"Again," Kurenai asked, now very interested, much to Asuma's dismay, "How?"
A haggard looking Jounin raised his hand and pulled his vest open and his collar down showing several large bite marks, "She's the horniest bitch in the village. When she sets her sights on a man they either give her all she wants or she takes all she needs!"
"I was wondering what happened to you Jin."
He shook his head, "It's that kid of hers man," he raised a hand and made a dismissive motion in the air, "She has to have the hots for him or something." A few people gasped Kurenai made a move to hit him, until Asuma held her back. "Hey, listen to me. I was hanging out at a bar with her. He came in to give her wallet and he smiled at her with those teeth of his," he leaned in causing a few others to do the same, "and you should have seen how her face, hell her entire body, reacted."
A female jounin snorted, "You guys are all perverts. Anko may be a bit on the loose side but she would never stoop that low. Besides why would she do it with a thirteen year old kid when any one of you would drop your pants for her?"
The room grew silent as the assembled men tried to deny her reasoning.
"Well," Jin finally said, "who wants to help me out by taking Anko off my hands!" he asked.
After a new discussion was started, this time about why Jin wasn't man enough to fend Anko off himself, Kurenai shook her head and looked at Asuma, "So who has Anko's little terror anyway?"
"Oh. My dad told me yesterday," Asuma answered, a smile hidden under his smoking hand. "They got Kakashi."
.xxxxX
"Dammit. I knew it. Kami-sama hates me," Naruto lamented as he and his team sat alone in the classroom. For two hours.
"I'd agree, everyone else does," Sasuke shot back, but he was more concerned with a few things he had heard about this Hatake Kakashi, specifically how he was supposed to have the Sharingan.
Sakura began to fidget. She was worried, very much so, about what Naruto had said. He had explained that 'survived' had really meant passed. The tests they had taken were for basic skills, this was to see if they could actually go on to be real ninja. Apparently Kakashi had said his previous teams could not.
Naruto shook his head and slapped his cheeks, "We can't show weakness. Kakashi is one of the best ninja in the village. He's the literal form a genius without all that brooding shit your kind does," Naruto said throwing a finger at Sasuke, who casually flicked him off, "So we must make the first move!"
Naruto quickly pulled a small scroll from his back pocket and unrolled it. He scanned several lines and made several marks with a permanent marker before rolling it and returning it to his pocket.
"Alright. Sakura-chan," Naruto said putting a hand gently on her shoulder. Sakura's face grew red, "I need you now more than ever before. And I want you to help with this gag."
Sakura huffed, she would have refused but he had held her earlier. She let her shoulders drop, "Fine," she sighed, "what is it?"
"Hatake Kakashi may be powerful. He may be skilled and have a ninjutsu collection of over one thousand techniques. But his still mortal and has but one, and only one, weakness." He emphasized this by holding up one finger.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow, "and what, as if you really know, may that be Dobe?"
Naruto grinned and patted a hidden pocket in his coat, "The greatest work of the greatest member of the Sannin."
.xxxxX
Kakashi looked at the note he had been given, "Classroom fifty-two…classroom fifty-two," he whispered. When he reached it he noticed the door was open. Slipping an eye up and down he noticed a little trap. "Cute. Naruto must be expecting me."
He opened the door and poked his head in. He tried to resist chuckling when the eraser hit him and went in. He closed his eyes and cupped his chin in his hand. "Well considering this is our first-"
Something hit Kakashi's nose like a sledgehammer. His eyes snapped open and he saw something that made his blood boil.
Tsunade of the sannin.
Naked.
With the most beautiful blonde Kakashi had ever seen.
Who was also in a state of total undress.
"Kakashi-kun," Tsunade panted, her large mounds swaying. "She's being mean to me! She won't let me finish! Help!"
Kakashi coughed. His black mask suddenly began shifting into a deep crimson before he fell over, knocking his head on a desk as he went.
'Tsunade' flushed and changed back into Sakura. She had been sitting on Naruto and suddenly jumped off, "How could you make me say that!" she cried tears flooding out of her eyes.
Naruto roll over onto his belly, his female form remaining and pouted at Sakura in a way that was unnaturally natural looking, "Mou Sakura-chan was the one who was wiggling her hips on top of me! I thought you liked it!"
"STOP MAKING THOSE SLUTTY FACES AND CHANGE BACK!" she roared.
"Fine," Naruto grunted returning to his true form in a puff of smoke. "Hey Sasuke check his vitals…Sasuke?"
"Leave me alone," the Uchiha snapped.
Naruto grinned and pulled Sakura close causing her to become even redder, "Hey which do you think is worse Sakura-chan? Sasuke has a boner now," the revelation causing both Sasuke and Sakura to sputter, "Or he has a boner because he saw me naked?"
"NARUTO!" Both Kakashi and Sasuke screamed
The Jounin smacked the blonde upside the head while wiping his nose and switching out his mask. "I thought I told you that is not how you treat your elders."
Naruto rubbed the back of his head and leered at his teacher, "And I told you not to hit on Anko-chan when she's drunk. You didn't listen to my good advice so why should I listen to yours?" he countered.
Kakashi remembered that Christmas party. And the aftermath. "Point taken. Well this place is too cramped for me let's go to the roof." He waved them after him as he put his hands in his pockets. "You didn't have to change too you know."
"Covering all the bases teach," Naruto explained. "Worked better than I planned."
Sasuke grunted from the back, "Eat shit and die."
The group of four went on their, somewhat, merry way. When Kakashi sat on the rail for the roof and motioned for them to sit he cupped his chin in his hand. "So. Let's introduce ourselves. Naruto and I are already acquainted, but I don't know much about you, pinky, or you, chuckles. So enlighten me."
Sakura, not catching the mild insult, "Like what?"
"Your name. Hobbies. Dislikes. Goals for the future. Stuff like that."
"Why don't you go first sensei?" Sakura asked.
He nodded, might as well, "I'm Hatake Kakashi. I have a few hobbies I'm good at and a few hobbies I'm okay at. I like some things but dislike a lot more. And my goals for the future are none of your business."
The three glared at him. "Nice," Naruto quipped.
"Pinky," Kakashi snapped, "Go!"
"Oh!...Um," she saluted, "I'm Haruno Sakura. My hobby is," she glanced at Sasuke.
Stalking…Kakashi added mentally.
"I really like…"
Brooding arrogant little punks…
"My plans for the future…"
More stalking…
"I hate Naruto."
"Only when I wear clothes," Naruto countered. The pink haired genin glared at him, causing another lecherous grin.
"And the way you smile," she hissed.
"Fine then Naruto your turn," Kakashi said, "And be honest."
Naruto laughed, "Fine. I'll be honest." Naruto said, his face taking on a somewhat vicious air. Sakura shuddered and Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "My name is Uzumaki-Mitarashi Naruto. I like attractive women, mentally and physically. What I really like is spending time with Anko-chan and Scarface." He leaned backwards and supported himself with his elbow. "I dislike how unresponsive even the cute ones are in this town."
"What's your goal for the future then?" Sakura asked, expected something perverted.
Naruto flashed a smile that was more a grimace, "I'm going to become an ANBU and kill a man after torturing him for hours and hours," he said softly.
Sakura fell backward and Sasuke started, a glare of anger and confusion on his face.
Naruto pointed at them and laughed. "HAHAHAH! Sorry couldn't resist!" he held up his hands, "I really meant to say I'll put my head between Tsunade-Muni-Hime's breasts before I die!" he said slapping his knees.
Kakashi held his chin in his hand, his visible eye looking a little beyond what was in front of him. "I see…" I half expected that. I wonder if Anko knows…"Alright Broody McSadface. What about you?"
Sasuke grunted, "I'm Uchiha Sasuke. I don't like many things. None of my dislikes are worth mentioning. My goal for the future," he looked at Naruto with very open contempt, "Is to kill a certain man."
Kakashi sighed…I should be surprised. But I'm not. These kids represent a growth potential greater than their classmates. They all have issues that when worked out will make them into the great ninja everyone sees in them.
And I get to screw with 'em for the next some odd years.
"Well that's nice!" Kakashi said smiling. Or at least they thought he was smiling. "Now time to see if any of you can actually live up to those lofty goals." He hands each of them a sheet of paper. "Go to the address on this paper tomorrow at six o'clock sharp. Don't eat breakfast."
The three looked at him. "This will be your test to see if you can truly make it as ninja. So good luck!" Kakashi said with a smile as he walked past them. "And don't. Eat. Breakfast. At all. Nothing. No pancakes. No bacon. No-"
"WE GET IT ALREADY!" the three soon to be genin roared. Kakashi waved them off and headed down the stairs, whistling as he went.
Sasuke grunted, standing to leave. Sakura shook her head and rubbed her stomach with a grimace, while Naruto bemoaned the fact the entire page was in kanji.
.xxxxX
Naruto entered his home and suddenly wanted to leave. He could smell Anko. And someone else. His nostrils flared, to his surprise, it was another woman. A part of Naruto knew Anko was straight as an arrow. Another part knew how much Anko enjoyed tequila. And, in the words of Gai, 'Naruto-kun! Always remember Tequila is the ultimate panty-dropper! Believe it!'
"Maybe it helps other women drop panties too," Naruto surmised as he rubbed his chin. "Anko-chan I'm home!"
"In here kid," he heard from a sitting room apart from the living room. Naruto entered to see Anko painting her toenails, with none other than Naruto's second favorite busty sensei, Kurenai.
"Heya," Naruto said waving. Anko lifted her head and opened her arms. Naruto willingly came and gave her a hug before bowing to Kurenai, who nodded her head back.
"So who's your sensei?" Anko asked after she went back to painting.
"Kakashi."
Kurenai sputtered and Anko drew a line of purple over the tip of her big toe. "Hatake? Oh god…alright kid what does he want you to do?"
"He told us to go to a training field and then he'll explain later. He also told us not to eat breakfast."
The two women looked at each other. Anko shook her head, "Go upstairs and get your plans and equipment ready Naruto."
Naruto whined, "Can't I stay down here with you?"
Anko struck with her brutal heel drop, "And have you trying to molest Kurenai all night? No thanks, get going!"
"Fine," he said with a pout, "You're just jealous."
Anko stuck her tongue out at him as he disappeared upstairs.
Kurenai watched it all with mild interest, "I wanted to ask you about that."
"About what?" Anko replied as she moved to wet her brush.
"People talk Anko."
"I hope so. If people quaked I'd die laughing."
"You know what I mean. About how you are," Kurenai's eyes drifted to Anko's glaring love bite on the back of her neck. She was also glad Anko hadn't worn a wife beater, or worse, her favorite mesh body sheathe. The attention Jin had shown to Anko's breasts had been even more extensive.
"I've been talked about since I came outta the womb. Ah the price of being perfect!" she said making a 'woe is me' pose.
Kurenai deadpanned, "They also say you have sex with Naruto."
Anko started and slowly turned her head to regard her fellow kunoichi. "You don't, right?" Anko put the brush and bottle of polish on the towel on her small coffee table. "You know I'm not like that right Kurenai!" she grabbed her friend's shoulders and shook her. "Tell me!"
"I know that Anko!" Kurenai countered. "But…sometimes. Jin had said some things that-"
"Fuck Jin!" Anko snarled. "He doesn't matter! All that matters is that you know that I would never do that to Naruto! He's family to me! I care too much about him to ever hurt him like that!"
Kurenai nodded. Something, though, was just a little bit off. Ibiki had once given her a lecture on finding guilt. When someone is either too enthusiastic about their innocence or not enthusiastic enough. And Anko seemed to be very enthusiastic about being free of such an accusation.
Maybe it was the slightly manic look in Anko's eyes.
Or the way she had almost sighed when Naruto had hugged her.
Kurenai gently removed Anko's hands from her shoulders and stood. She put a hand on Anko's shoulder and silently left. "Anko," Kurenai spoke to get her attention, "It would be better if you believed that as much as you want everyone else to."
Anko's brow furrowed, but before she could attack Kurenai with her own words the red eyed jounin was gone. Anko hissed loudly and began to spew a string of curses on Jin and his family. With a snarl she started scratching her curse seal. The black velvety ink began to throb gently with an unnatural light, its rhythm matched by a suddenly hungry and wet desire in her belly.
.xxxxX
Naruto bit down hard on his hand snarling. His eyes were blood red and his hair was waving about his head. Two thick locks had even made an apparent shape of ears. The whiskers on the side of his face had become gashes. His finger and toe nails sharp little sickles. He could smell Jin on Anko's skin.
He could taste Anko's afterglow in the air around her. He snarled and began to lick his wound. He imagined Anko's full form moving and flowing. Rage filled him as he also saw Jin's face.
"It's the seal," Naruto said to himself, "Anko would never do something like normally. It has to be the seal." Naruto was not trying to convince himself Anko was a saint or a virgin. Heaven forbid the boy be that dense, but he knew. He knew Anko would not just up and leave him to fuck some guy.
"It's the seal," he repeated. Jin's face came to him again along with a dozen or so other men. With each face Naruto's teeth bit harder and his rage grew stronger.
He pictured Ino and Sakura, older, filled out. His to command and dominate. He saw Sakura's lithe form twisting at his command, Ino's large eyes wide with lust and submission.
Naruto growled heatedly in his throat before he began to claw at his wall.
A voice, swift and short, ripped through his reverie. While I enjoy the show. I must insist. Calm down. This isn't helping you.
"Shut up," Naruto grunted as he broke the skin.
…Calm down.
"Fuck off."
Kit. I said…CALM DOWN!
The forceful mental blast caused Naruto to wince and release his hand. Realizing what the voice wanted he closed his eyes and fell into himself, right in front of a huge pair of barred doors. Behind them sat the beautiful woman Ino had seen. She was lounging on a long chair, her feet tracing circles in the water on her side. Several women with fox ears and tails were singing gently as they fanned her and gave her sake and wine.
Her large red eyes, showing both mischievousness and malice, widened at his approach. Naruto wondered what made her so happy to see him when he came to her.
Maybe she's hungry…he mused.
"Well, well, well. It's been a while Naruto-sama," she said bowing her upper half, showing as much cleavage as she could. "Thank you for gracing us with your presence! May I interest you in my supple flesh? I'll even let you put it here," she rolled onto her belly and rubbed her buttocks.
"Shut up!," Naruto growled and punched the gates. "What the fuck is wrong with me getting through stress?" he roared.
The woman sat up and leveled a cooling gaze at him, "Self mutilation. No matter the method or reason, is always detrimental." She gave a wide vulpine smile, "Just look at your guardian," she hissed the word through her teeth.
Naruto's eyes flashed, "Keep Anko out of this."
The woman laughed and put a hand to her breast, "Because she couldn't contain her own emotions she went and fucked a nameless penis!" Jin's smug face. "She even came back right after drenched in his smell and scent. The taste of sex hot on her," the woman leaned forward, her eyes wide with a mad glee at Naruto's earlier mania, And now you, my little gate keeper, Naruto, my love, are biting yourself because you're so jealous and angry at that nameless penis you just can't stand it!"
Naruto punched the bars so hard the rattled in their frames. Kyuubi made a fake squealing sound, she squinted and rubbed her now flat ears with her hands in a manner similar to a cat.
"Please Kit," she pursed her full pouty lips, "I'm trying to relax."
He slammed them again, "Then stay out of my goddamn life!"
She perked her foxy ears, big red eyes wide again, "Your life? Yours? Did you forget Naruto?" She stood and gave her glass to an attendant. As she sauntered to the bars the women set down whatever they had and began to sing louder, mystic Shinto prayers and other words of faith. Thick cables of a sinewy red material grew from Kyuubi's hair and joints as she passed through the bars. With an ecstasy filled sigh she stood in front of Naruto, his face even with her naval. "This is our life my handsome kit."
He frowned deeply. After chuckling a little Kyuubi shrank until she was his age, and eerily looked like Sakura. "Better?" she asked spinning a finger on his chest. He pushed her against the bars. "I love a man who's forceful," she purred, her lips almost touching his. He pulled his head back. "We're sharing this life kit. Don't forget."
She put the index fingers of her hands on his heart and spoke in a hushed reverent manner, "I. Am. a part of you!" She leaned in again and licked his lips, "Naruto-sama."
He pulled away from her, wiping his mouth with his arm, "NO!" Naruto screamed into her face, "YOU ARE A CURSE! Just like the one Orochimaru put on Anko. And as soon as I can you're out of my stomach and going into a jar!" he snapped, "I'll keep you in sight so I can watch you waste away without your precious chakra!"
Kyuubi's eyes widened. Her mouth quivered and she covered her face with her hands as tears rolled through her fingers.. "You…you'd get rid of me?" she asked, "But. But I thought we loved each other!" The liquid changed from clear fluid to thick gummy blood. It poured as a fountain over her hands as she revealed her adult face. With a swift movement only a fox could make she wrapped her arms around him and used strength that should not have been possible for her tiny body to pull him close.
Kyuubi purred and whispered into Naruto's ear nuzzling his cheek with her own as she grew into her adult form. "I've been with you since you were born. I was there when cute little Naru-chan popped outta mommy Uzumaki. And I'll be there when you have kits too."
"No."
"They'll be mine too kit."
"No," he cried louder.
She kissed his cheek, "Just like you. You're entire family belongs to me. Body." She kissed the other cheek.
"No! I'm not yours! I'm free!"
"And soul!" she forced her lips to his and rammed her tongue down his throat.
Liquid fire rushed through Naruto's body. Tears fell down his face and air was trapped in his lungs.
Her nails ripped his clothes and dug into his flesh. She broke the kiss and necked him. "Give in to me," she sigh huskily. "Just a little bit. Some of your soul to me. An ocean of power to you! FAIR TRADE MY LOVE!"
Her blood red lips went toward his again, a hunger on her face that belied anything else Naruto had ever seen. He pushed away and broke free of her iron grasp. As he fell he splashed through the water downward until he dropped, hard, into his own body sitting on his bed.
A tittering feminine laugh followed him, but when he was back in his body it rumbled into the painful and powerful voice of her, or its, true form. His temples strained under the mental pressure of the Kyuubi's full attention. His teeth shook in their gums. His eyes ached and his sinuses almost cracked.
YOU'LL SEE THAT IT'S THE RIGHT CHOICE SOONER OR LATER KIT! YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT! THE FOXES ANSWER YOUR CALL NOW!
Each word, each syllable made the pressure grow amazingly dense. A ball of pain settled in Naruto's head and stayed there as the Kyuubi made mocking jeers and laughter. But what hurt Naruto the most, what stayed with him was the sounds Kyuubi made to simulate Anko.
Mid coitus.
With fucking Jin.
BYAAHAHAHA! SHE FUCKED HIM! SHE FUCKED HIM! SHE RODE HIM LIKE A STALLION! AND SHE LOVED IT!
"SHUT UP!" Naruto screamed. "ANKO! PLEASE! MAKER HER STOP!"
Tears tumbled down his cheeks. He hugged his knees to his chest, and hoped Anko had heard him. He wanted her to come in and save him. He wanted her to save him like she did all those years ago. He didn't want to be alone with Kyuubi. He wanted Anko to some in and hug him and ruffle his hair and tell him it was alright, that she would be here for him. He wanted her to tell him how much she loved him and he was safe from the Kyuubi.
Although Naruto told himself he wanted these things the truth of the matter is he desperately needed them.
And as Naruto covered his head with a pillow to try and block out Kyuubi's twisted lullaby, Anko masturbated fiercely in her sitting room, her lust only seeming to grow stronger as she thought she heard Naruto call her name.
A/N: Howdy. Wow. Zany idn't it? When I first wrote it it was actually pretty tame. A few scenes shifted in the direction I had hoping to convey earlier. But the exams had too much good comedy bits to bog them down with the shit in this chapter. At first this chapter melded into Kakashi's test, but I realized after editing this I could put a lot more power into the 'Anko and Naruto are f'in crazy' punch. So for those of you who still are wondering how this can be Anko/Naruto...well they both are crazy and horny.
Not a good combo...unless you're pervs like me...
And to answer any questions Naruto meant he would torture Ino if she kept asking about that woman, which he actually would have to do considering the Third's Decree. Also: The fox maidens in Kyuubi's cell are also summoned foxes. I'll explain how they allow Kyuubi to leave the cell later.
Thanks for reading and be sure to review...
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