A/N: WELCOME BACK TO 'THE BEGINNING OF THE END' FOOLS !1

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK (2012) ON GLEE:

VAL GOT KIDNAPPED BY A MYSTERIOUS MAN….

THAT WAS ABOUT IT

AIGHT LET'S ROLL

(PS. I don't own SP and I haven't read the books for like 3 years' bye)

Valkyrie woke up in one of the mansions many rooms, lying on a four-poster bed with deep, blood-red coloured sheets. At the foot of the bed, there was a dress. It was long, poofy, and black, with beads and lace sown onto it. On the floor there was a pair of black heels. I am not wearing those, he thought. She heard a slight knock on the door, and it opened to reveal her captor… Anathem Mire!

"Oh good, You're awake!" he smiled at her and clapped his hands together lightly. "I see you've found your new clothes-" She interrupted him.

"Kinda hard to miss them seeing as they're right there," She said drily.

"Smart comments like that won't get you anywhere in this household miss Cain," he said, looking at her sternly.

Valkyrie rolled her eyes at him as she turned, seemingly to put on the offered attire, then SPUN BACK AROUND AN KICKED HIM IN TH and it HURT because her BOOT are the perfect size for her GOTDAMN FEET. Valkyrie finished her Sick Spin™ and looked down on the man at her feet. He was lying on the cold hard ground. She had knocked him out with one kick, because that's just how badass she is. Valkyrie waltzed down the stairs of not her uncle's house, and was just about to leave when there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" she called out.

"It's Dat Boi" a familiar voice replied. It was Skulduggery!

"Oh shit, waddup!" Valkyrie exclaimed as she opened the door.

The pair embraced, then Skulduggery looked over Valkyrie to make sure she wasn't hurt, even as she assured him she was 100% A-okay! She was confused though, how had he found her?

"Skulduggery, how did you find me?"

"I installed a tracking device in your phone when you were 12 silly!" Skulduggery replied casually.

"WHAT THE FRICK SKULDUGGERY!"

"Don't use that kind of language Valkyrie! There are children reading this," he looked at a point slightly behind Valkyrie and nodded one. Valkyrie didn't notice.

"Oh my god, don't call me Valkyrie anymore! My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way now!"

Skulduggery gave her a blank look, well, as blank as a skull can get anyway, and shook his head slightly at her.

"You've changed since you've been here," he murmured.

"Whatever, can we just go?"

"Aight."

So crime-fighting duo Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain left the caves beneath her real uncle's real house, and no monsters appeared and nothing else bad happened to them ever because they deserve it. They've been through a lot.

THE END

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A/N: Oh my god, I can't believe I just wrote that XD ! :D. Please review 3