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PS. I know my English is really bad but... please survive it! (Thanks for not pointing it!)

CHAPTER 2 – A HAMSTER KILLED A MAN

"Sorry?" Eric Delko.

"Where are the evidences?" Calleigh Duquesne.

"What are you talking about?" Tim Speedle.

"All these people are bothering you?" Alexx Woods (at the corpse).

Horatio seemed like a criminal during an interrogatory. Even if his order appeared very simple it seemed incredible that a man like him, very analytic, scientific and so cool with sunglasses would have said that phrase. In fact it would have been strange going to arrest someone without doing any investigation. Maybe interrogate him would have been a more simple and sensible thing to do, but not this time; Horatio wanted Joel Hamster in a prison cell.

"What's the problem guys? It's a simple order. Go to Joel Hamster and arrest him! I have already the permission." Horatio appeared not only angry but also very decided.

"I understand a order but... you know... we need evidences! All we have is only a unidentified corpse! Calleigh tell also you that!" Speedle argued.

"Tim is right Horatio! Why are you so sure that he is the murderer? Did you see he killing him?"

"Did Horatio see you when you were killed my friend?" Guess who say this. (An extra life and 500 points are the prizes).

"Ok guys... maybe I haven't been very clear. Joel Hamster killed this guy, I know it. Try only to go and interrogate him! He will confess. I'm fucking damn sure!".

Everybody in the area seemed to hear Horatio's last sentence like it has been said by a speaker at maximum volume. He wasn't screaming and he didn't take off his glasses, so he mustn't have been so angry or so upset. Strange things in a strange man someone would say, for the three CSI agents it was only an absurd order said by his suspiciously mentally ill boss. They looked at each other, a bit scared, very confused. There were only two ways to end that thing: being fired or go to Hamster. The first option didn't seemed very appreciated.

"Ok, Me and Calleigh are going." Calleigh looked at Tim like she would say: "What? Are you completely insane you freak?"

"Ok, he lives in Rodry street n. 22. We'll se at the headquarter".

Then Calleigh and Tim left the area leaving Eric with Horatio and Alexx.

"Did I miss something?"

"No, continue talking with the corpse" then Horatio walked at the car and left Eric and Alexx.

An half hour after, they met at the CSI headquarter.

Interrogatory room, Ryan Wolfe was sitting looking at Joel Hamster, a middle-age man with a little toupee that can be best described as a dead cat that had a bad day at the local junkyard. Joel appeared very nervous, as if Ryan Wolfe would have killed him with an axe. He looked at the CSI agent, the CSI agent looked at the man, they where looking each other for like 5 minutes when Horatio entered the room.

"Ryan, did he confess?"

No response.

"Ryan?"

No response again.

"RYAN!"

Ryan leaped up "Ah!... Yes boss?".

"Did he say something?"

"Nothing at all, he didn't say a word while we took him here, but he looks quite nervous. He had no attorney and he didn't even say that he wanted one!"

His hand nails were disappeared, he was chattering his teeth like he was completely naked in the north pole with a sexually awkward polar bear.

Horatio looked at Ryan twisting his head slowly.

"Leave the room Ryan"

Ryan left, then the interrogatory began.

"What were you doing yesterday night?"

Hamster's eyes were yellow and watery, he was scared as hell.

"I was... watching the TV!"

"What was on?"

"Ehm... some strange game show."

Hamster started to put his hands between his hair. He scratched his head nervously.

"What was the name of the show?"

All the CSI agents where out the room trying to assist at the wonderful show. Alexx and Eric looked confused, Calleigh stood with her arms folded.

"Dd...d...d...Double Dare".

"Mr. Hamster... Double Dare has not been transmitted on TV for years"

"Ooooooooooh!" The audience from out the room.

Joel Hamster was scratching his head so violently and so hardly he could remove his head skin and scratch his skull. His teeth cheeking speed surpassed speed of light and even speed of darkness.

"Ugh... Ehm... Uh... (Fuck) Ar..."

Horatio, with his consumed coolness just said...

"Now I'll repeat the question... What – Where – You – Doing – Yesterday – Night? (knocking the hands on the table) Where you killing someone?"

"What? … N – no!"

"SO WHAT WHERE YOU FUNCKING DOING?"

"I was sleeping to my mother!"

"WEREN'T YOU WATCHING AT THE TV?"

"N – no, no! Well – Well... ye...yes"

Trying to destroy the table Horatio kindly asked:

"FUCK! DECIDE! YES OR NO?"

"N-No-Yes-Fuck... y..y...yes"

"YES OR NOOOOOO!"

Hamster's voice exploded

"NO! I WAS KILLING THAT SON OF A BITCH! I RIPPED OFF HIS EYES AND KILLED HIM WITH A BUTTER KNIFE! HE TOOK FIFTEEN MINUTES TO DIE! AND HE CONTINUED SCREAMING! SHIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH!"

Scream – o - rama case closed.

"What the hell?" Asked the Greek chorus out the interrogatory room.