I know it passed a long time from my last update, but I went on holiday far far away, so... sorry!

CHAPTER 5 – "FUN" AT THE LUNA PARK

Horatio never went in a Luna park with his colleagues and probably he has never wondered how it would have been looked like, but that night the CSI was going to have a lot of fun in Miami fun park.

"Let's go on the Vomitator!"

"No Eric, you would dirt my new shoes!" Ryan said (with a really hard effort).

Everybody laughed, even Horatio, under his sunglasses.

It was not plain day, it was 9:17 PM and it was dark, so... why does he had his glasses on? Calleigh asked him.

"Horatio... why don't you take off your sunglasses? There is not sun."

Horatio rotated his head and just said with a looooong smile: "I never go anywhere without my Ray-Ban™" Calleigh did a little laugh, Horatio continued walking and said:

"Why don't we do a little shooting contest?"

"Yeeeeee!" Eric, Calleigh, Speedle.

"Yeeeeee! (There will be dead men?)" Alexx.

"... (Yeeeeeee!)"Ryan.

Shooting gallery managed by the old Richard Gritt, an old friend of Speed, Tim used to help him finding a new house when a pyromaniac bastard burnt his old one, and he arrested him, for this the whole group played a game for free, the other ones... not.

Of course the greatest problem in this situation is establish who will go for first to shoot.

"I go!" "No I go!" "No I go!" "No I don't go!"

Then Horatio decided: "Ryan goes first". Ryan smiled and grabbed the pistol.

"If you shoot 10 cans you obtain a stuffed rabbit, 20 a little toy gun, 40 a MP4 player and 50 and 30 dollars a cheap DVD player, or 50 cans for a toy AK-47, you have 50 shots per game."

Simple enough, even for Eric. Ryan pointed the gun at the cans and shoot.

Bang Bang BANG! 21 cans hit. A chinese toy gun is his prize.

"Well now you can train your aim!" Laughed Eric, no one did a single smile, so he lowered his head like a bad stupid child that said a foolish thing. Now it was Speed turn.

"Go Tim! (maybe now we will have some dead men!)"

Tim shoot: Bang Bang Bang!. 31 cans hit, but he decided for the toy rabbit rather than the gun.

Alexx turn. Bang Bang! 14 cans hit, he would have won a rabbit toy to kill and talk with.

"That was a bit..." started Horatio.

"Let me conclude... embarassing?." Alexx continued laughing and wondering what to do with the rabbit.

Eric turn was a disaster... Bang! 8 cans hit, nothing for him.

"You suuuuuck!" Ryan, Speedle and Horatio together.

"It's only because I'm not very trained!"

"Aaaaaah so alse when you are in the b-..." Eric closed her mouth before she could complete the sentence. "Now it's my turn, gimme the gun pussies! Now you'll see how a REAL woman shoots!"

Eric didn't understand.

Calleigh harmed the pistol with strength, she could even feel the homicidial power that little pistol, even if it was a fake plastic-shooter gun; her finger on the trigger trembled while she was taking the aim then... BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 43 hit!

"Yeeeee! I always wanted to have a cheap MP4 player to use instead my new generation Ipod Touch costed me 300$!" She was happy.

Now it was Caine's turn, never taking off his sunglasses he, took position like he was at the polygon, then grabbed the gun with a hand and rotated it between his fingers and made it jump on the other hand, then, like in a stylish action movie, he put the gun straight at the cans and shoot.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 50 hit!

"Wow!" Calleigh and Speed reaction was of pure admiration, Eric was pissed of, Ryan was an amoeba and Alexx wondered which marvelous things do with his rabbit toy.

"We have a winner! What do you want?" Asked the guy behind the desk.

"I like BIIIIIG guns... so give me the Ak please." While he was saying this he looked at Calleigh like the Fonzie way.

After that joyful moment Eric and Speed went on the Vomitator because they didn't remember what they ate that afternoon, Calleigh and Alexx bought some popcorn and did other games, Horatio and Ryan went at the little Arcade present there.

"Do you like this game?" Asked Horatio at Ryan.

"Metal Slug? Yeah sure! I love it!"

"Ok let's play" Horatio inserted 2 coins in the machine and started to play co-op.

The game lasted 15 minutes (they beat it), then they moved where Dance Dance Revolution was, Calleigh was playing with Alexx, song "Speed Over Beethoven", beginner mode.

"Wow It's simpler kill bad guys in Time Crisis!"

"I prefer cut stomachs and open heads!"

Horrible score, but they had a lot of fun.

Horatio raised the head jumped on the game and said with an apocalyptic voice:

"OK! Who want some?"

42 people looked at him like he was crazy. Then one came and said "I want".

Three songs, three games, Horatio beat him in every possible way a man can be humiliated in that game, the Lieutenant score was 25 times bigger than the guy one.

"Who's next?"

"Me" Eric appeared from behind the crowd.

"I don't wanna hurt you" said Caine with some challenge spirit.

"You won't" replied the Useless leaving a kiss at Calleigh.

First song: "La Copa De La Vida" difficulty: "Heavy"

Horatio's feet looked invisible, he was so fast even a hyper-technological equipment couldn't slow down in a video, Eric was pretty able, he missed some arrows but very fast instead.

Winner: Horatio

Second song: "Hysteria" difficulty: "Heavy"

Same as before, but here it was more about rhythm sense than speed, so Eric was advantaged because he knew the song very well.

Winner: Eric

"How about a real challenge?"

"Absolutely kid"

Last song: "Afronova" difficulty: "Impossible (even a champ would fear this difficulty setting)"

Eric was completely wet, Horatio no, but very fatigued instead, their feet started to burn, even the machine looked like it was going to explode, but at the end Horatio was better than Eric.

Winner: Horatio

The present people clapped the hand not only for the winner, but also for the loser, for his speed and strength, but Caine had girls.

The group walked on the street, Delko was more dead than alive, but the thought of a good Mojito helped him a lot.

"Ah, sorry, I forgot my jacket at the Arcade, I'll be back in a second." Caine returned back.

"Me too, wait a sec" said Wolfe 10 seconds after the leaving of the boss.

While he was going he saw Horatio taking the jacket and coming back, then some stupid kids approached him and said:

"Hey you, Why are you wearing sunglasses? I don't see any sun! Are you maybe a spy? Ah Ah Ah!"

Horatio in a fraction of a second approached the little kid nearer and went with his mouth near the kid's hear.

"If you and your little shits don't leave this place right now I'll brake you your arms, rip a leg and impale with it, do you understand little piece of shit with legs and ass on the face?"

The little jerks ran away, no one took care of that scene, no one except Ryan.