Ride like the Wind
Chapter 49
"Look Kirin! I have my own stalker!" Mukuro joked and waved a hand at Shura who was death glaring her. She ruffled his hair. "Isn't he cute?" (No. Kirin thought.)
"I hate you!" Shura waved his arms around like he was throwing a temper tantrum. "Naaah!"
"...What was that?" Kirin asked and he backed away from him like he was possessed. Come to think of it can a demon even get possessed?
"I dunno... I think he just orgasmed or something..." Mukuro crouched so she could be at eye level with Shura. "Here. Take this penny and get candy."
"Naaah!" He slapped her hand. He looked like a cat about to strike. His hair even looked like it was starting to fluff. "I hate you! NAAAAAH!"
Really. What the hell is that? If he's trying to be intimidating it's not working... "What kind of demon are you supposed to be? Are you a unicorn?"
"No I'm not!" Hiss!
"Don't be embarrassed about being a unicorn. I mean they must have horns for some reason other than just looking pretty like a lot of girls seem to think."
Shura tried to smack her but she caught his fist before it could make contact.
"I think I hurt his unicorn pride."
"Shut up! I'm not a unicorn!"
"What's with the horn then?"
"I dunno!"
Out of nowhere, she hugged him even though he took that opportunity to drive his horn into her chest even thought it only went one centimeter in.
"...Are you into little kids?" Kirin asked. "That's gross."
"No, I'm not," Mukuro replied sarcastically.
"Then why is this crazy looking kid here all of a sudden?"
"Remember that psychotic British guy that likes to stalk me?"
"Yeah."
"This is his kid."
"Oh, I... I see..." He noticed there was blood on her shirt. "Doesn't that hurt?"
"Yes. Yes it does. Very much so."
Kirin walked away.
She let shura go free.
"Don't touch me again!" Shura growled.
"Why not?" she smirked.
""You disgust me. I hate you."
"The look on your face disgusts me. You look like you forgot to take your pill."
"Yeah well, you know what I have to go through because of you! I have no mum..."
"You actually had one."
"No. I feel bad for any woman that was with him... He told me he was gonna marry someone so I would have one though... But do you know how it feels when you're father's abandoning you for some whore in Boston?!"
So here's his special experiment huh? Little bastard. "Well you know... It's perfectly normal for a man to have two girlfriends even when he's married. We're a screwed up society."
"And that's the least of my worries..." His eyes went into spasms. "At home he throws back his head and laughs like an evil little person!"
"Actually he's always done that. Someone once beat him up for that."
"And he... Touches... His... Thing."
"What thing? My hand is a thing. I'm not disturbing you by touching my hand."
"No, the thing that's the thing that falls into a thing and creates things of great destruction and pleasure but still and awful thing because of some creations the thing creates because it's a thing!"
Say what...? Oh he means he...? "He always does that a lot. Nothing new."
"Yeah well I've seen him up all night sometimes..."
"Does thing concern his mast-"
"No! I've seen what he does... He... He cuts himself and lets the blood drip all over some papers and then he writes all these names all over it. Who the heck id Rebecca and Mary and Veronica and Joseph and David?!"
"Does he notice you...?"
"I asked and he said that it was to cure sickness! Cutting yourself does do that!"
"Well this is all very interesting..."
"Don't marry him! I don't want a sick person like you to be around him!"
"I already turned him down and you see how he takes it?"
"There's only one solution to this problem! You need to disappear! Quick! Give me your gun!"
"I'm not shooting myself."
"Then I'll do the job myself!" Maniacal laughter. Mukuro could've sworn he spouted fangs and surrounded himself with flames at that moment.
He sounds like an axe murderer when he laughs. "Do that and I'll have to arrest you. How old are you?"
"Eleven. I'll be twelve on September first."
"Yeah. I never liked arresting kids younger than thirteen."
Shura frowned and kicked her in the shins. "You better watch your back, bitch! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
Long silence. They're both nuts...
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"Shuichi... I have something I have to ask you..." Kaitou said.
"Hm?" Kurama continued making his pe.
"You've... Uh... Had sex with Hiei haven't you?"
"Yeah."
"...Has he ever... Stuck it up your butt...?"
Kurama choked on air. "Kaitou!"
"What! Tell me!"
"Fine..." He looked around to see if anyone else was listening. "Once."
"What'd it feel like?"
"Well it kinda hurts and... Wait... Kaitou, what the hell?!"
"But it might benefit me later in life!"
"How?"
"I dunno!"
"Lemme tell you something! I learned there's an in hole and an out hole and things don't go in the out hole!"
Long silence. Kurama mumbled, "Maybe I'll go to Boston..."
"Boston? You have another lover?" Kaitou growled.
"No. It's Hiei's. I guess. We met on accident."
"Ah! But you can ask for her hand in marriage anyway!"
"But... I'm gay. And I'm sure she still likes Hiei."
"Why?"
"I saw her turn down a guy and then squash him without remorse. I doubt she'll have trouble with me."
"A liberated woman? My uncle caught one."
"Enough!"
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"So since you're still stalking me, Shura, care to have another political debate?" Mukuro asked.
"Dear god, no!" Shura dropped the knife.
"Killing me won't solve anything. I'm pretty sure he has more women in mind after me."
"What a whore."
"Hold on." She walked out and brought in a mouse.
"What the hell are you doing that for?"
"Take it and cover it with your hands."
"But I..."
"Do it."
"Okay."
"Open 'em. It's not a mouse anymore. It's a dove." The dove flew towards the nearest window and died when it hit the ground. "Which side are you on? When we separate... When the call for glory is here... Which side are you on...?"
"You're creeping..." He backed away when he saw her eyes were glazed over.
"Yankee... Rebel..." She gave him a blank stare. "I blacked out. What?"
"You were saying crazy stuff about glory and... I knew it..." He narrowed his eyes.
"What?"
"I think your house is haunted." Shura changed the subject.
"This house isn't haunted! Even though I hear knocks on the walls when no one's here and the doors lock themselves without being able to be locked and I feel someone touching me in places I don't want to be touched but that's just Hiei and I hear something going up and down the halls at night and I see stuff in the corner of my eye and feel dread afterwards. But all that has a few valid explanations!"
"You have shadow people and poltergeists."
"I do...!" She dropped the plate in her hands and coughed up blood. Not again...
"What now?" Shura groaned.
She fell into the shards of glass with blood dripping from her lips.
"Oh shit!" He tried to drag her away from the glass. "Damn this bitch is heavy!"
He heard someone run in. "Mukuro, what the hell...?"
Shura turned around to see Hiei.
"The hell did you do?!" Hiei growled.
"She...!" He bolted out.
"You...!" He went to Mukuro. Shit. She's got glass in her chest. If she dies I'm killing that bastard.
"Hey, I saw some weird kid...! Holy...!" Yusuke screamed when he saw Mukuro.
"Get Yomi." was all Hiei said before dragging Mukuro to bed.
"Yeah... I'll do that..." He ran out. Something big is wrong with her.
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Kurama watched the sunset at the beach. So ends another day. What're we gonna do with ourselves, Youko?
Don't ask me. It's your body.
"Kaitou?" Kurama sat up and looked at his friend. "What're you...?"
"It's my mother's present. I'm collecting shells," Kaitou replied as he picked up a sand dollar.
"Cheapskate!"
"You do the same!"
"When I was five, yes! By the way... Tell my mom I'm going to Boston."
"No."
"Why not?"
"I'm coming too!"
"Why?"
"I'm your supervisor."
"She's nice. She won't try anything."
"I'm coming! Hold on!" Kaitou ran home. Kurama sighed and laid back down.
End chapter 49
Notes:
1. Penny- Back in this time kids get excited when they get pennies. You could buy candy with that.
2. Hair fluff. When cats are pissed, excited, or scared they fluff their fur.
3. Shadow people and poltergeists- Shadow people are basically ghosts that look like massless shadows. They are usually reported as floating around like they're swimming and having red eyes. Apparently you feel dread after seeing one. Poltergeists are usually invisible ghosts. (Hence the name. I think it means noise maker.) They usually make a lot of noise and sometimes cut things like clothes into weird shapes usually crescents.
Yeah. I rushed at the end. My wrist hurts... Uh...
ZOMG! Gansta Party! (Midnight June 6, 2007) Stockton, CA. Apparently there was a party early Wednesday morning. The theme? Gangsters. There were minors drinking and showing up in red and blue with toy guns. When the police came (The neighbors were bothered by the noise.) they were confused by all the kids running out in red and blue. The police asked the father why allowed such a thing and he replied by telling them he thought they meant the gangsters of the 20's like Al Capone. (They meant gangsters as in stuff like the Crips.) As for the underage drinking, he just said that he didn't think they would get into it.
Yeah. That's it. Review please!