Were Cats!
Sartana and Django tried to move toward the exit of the room but the wild cats surrounded them fast from the front wile the tiger cub watched them from behind.
Django turned to his grandmother. "Nana what do we do? Even those cubs are treating- Yoch! - see?" Manny the tiger cub had latched himself on Django's rear and was biting hard like a dog on a mailman.
Sartana looked forward sat the incoming panther and puma. "What dose it matter you can't feel."
Django screamed. "I still have nerve spots! Mother forgot to remove my organs when I turned 13!" (In this story the Of the Deads have all their organs taken out at the age of 13. Only the heart is left. Their Mystic Guitars serve as their magic being.
Django screamed as Manny sunk his teeth in further. "It's still hurts!"
Sartana pulled out her guitar. "Baby!" and swatted Manny like golf ball off Django's hide and into a pile of decretive pillows. This angered the Panther and the Puma who prowled in closer at Sartana while the little blue tiger cub skipped ahead and mewed at her fiercely as the little panther did in the Emperor's New Groove.
Sartana looked at the cats that were closing in to pounce and signaled Django. "Django get your guitar ready! Now!" and strapped her guitar to her back. "Yes! Nana!" called Django as he pulled out his guitar and strapped it to his back. Sartana counted. "On the count of three! One, two (the panther was about to pounce on her) Three!" and she pulled a cord on her guitar and rocketed through the roof. The panther missed and he and puma stared angrily at Djanjo. Django laughed nervously and pulled a string on his guitar and rocketed through the ceiling.
The Puma looked at the Panther. "You mighty panther and couldn't even catch a sky rocketing skeleton? You need to get better acquainted with your breed. Visit Maria she help you into your instincts again."
Rodalpho looked at him confused. "Again?"
Grandpappi spoke. "On the night of your marri-
Rodalpho spoke. "Pappi please not in front of the children!"
Frida looked up innocently. "What are instincts?"
Rodalpho spoke. "Their gut feelings inside you telling what you should do. You only feel those feelings sometimes."
Grandpappi spoke. "Like that night in Calavera…Your mother was so temping-…
Rodalpho cocked an eyebrow at Grandpappi and he stopped. "Instincts are what you feel inside. Telling you how to act like now. I furious because Rodalpho let Sartana get away and I stuck this way as a paw liking puma."
Rodalpho spoke angrily. "Don't you think I feel bad about this? Sartana got away and I'm stuck as a panther. I can never face Maria like this. I've got paws!" (Whimpers)
Frida looked as the continued to argue. "Oh boy…Manny's cat family will have cat fights I guess. Hey I wonder if there's a dog family."
Rodalpho and Grandpappi stopped at the word Manny. "Manny!" they cried and rushed over to him.
Grandpappi and Rodalpho ran over to Manny and saw him lying face first against the pillows. Rodalpho and Grandpappi looked over him. Grandpappi turned to Rodalpho. "Is he dead?"
Rodalpho spoke. "If crime fighting hasn't killed him by now nothing will…"
Grandpappi scorned. "He too tough for crime fighting running way from law is real life saver."
Manny groaned over their constant bickering. "Oh… I wonder if only dogs get into heaven!"