Alright this little crack-fic came to be because today I find out that 1 out of 3 british people answer the phone in the nude. That's not the best part yet. I call my friend, who is british, while she is in the shower and as I'm listening to the ringing she is busting her ass looking for the phone! lol! Once she answers she tells me the fact above since I told her that today.

Anyway I could see it happening to Iggy so yeah this came to be. Look it most liekly isn't that good but whatever it was made for fun you know. I'm sorry you busted your butt for me Sam. I wrote this story for you! Does that make it up! No? Didn't think so. Oh well the people will enjoy it!

I do not own hetalia!

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Arthur was relaxing in the shower after a long day. He had been running in and out of meetings all day, he had to watch his annoying younger brother Sealand the night before, and to top it all off he had bills to pay after the meeting. He was teird and the hot water felt so good on his skin. He scrubbed his scalp with his nails as he lathered up his sandy hair with the shampoo. The one good thing about having such short hair was the fact that he could just stand under the water and the soap would run out. That's what he was doing now. It was rather calming and he could feel his eyes getting heavier. "I'll just shut my eye for a moment."

Just then England was snapped out of it by a ringing noise. "My phone!" He mentally screamed as he tryed to open his eyes. Only when he did so soapy water went in them. "Shit!" England cried as he looked around for the rag he had. He leaned over the tub to see if he had left it on the floor. Sure enough there it was. He leaned over some more and just as he was about to get a hold of the rag he fell out of the tube and landed on the floor hitting the back of his head in the process.

Laying on the floor he could still hear the ringing of the phone. "Where is that blasted thing?" England got up onto his feet but he didn't notice all the water on the floor. Just as he was about to look around he slipped and went face first into the open door slamming it shut. "Ow."

Ring! Ring! Ring! "Oh right the phone." Arthur got up off the floor as fast as he could Almost slipping again only to hit his head on the toilet. Rubbing it he listened for the phone to ring again. Once it did he opened the door to his bed room. "Where is it?" He said out loud as he looked through pile after pile of clothing. He really needed to clean his room.

Ring! Ring! Ring!

"Oh Dammit it all!" He grumbled once he realized it was still in the bathroom. Running into the other room he wound up slipping again and stubbing his pinky toe. Once the pain went away he could still hear the ringing. "WHERE THE HELL IS IT!"

He kicked his pile of clothes only to hit his toe again. This time he knew what it was and picked it up. The Englishman had to hold back tears as he held the phone in his hands. Seeing it he saw it was going to voice mail. He quickly hit the answer button. "Hello?"

"HEY ENGLAND!" A very loud voice said on the other end. Almost busting the other man's eardrum. "Guess what I found out today?"

"What?" England said through clenched teeth. Holding back the urge to yell at the American for interrupting his shower.

"I learned that one out of three british people answer the phone in the nude!"

England was about to make a comment when he looked down only to start blushing. "You know Alfred.."he said as he wrapped a towel around his waist." I think there may be some truth to that.

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Yes it is crappy. Yes it is no good. But it is something I did last minute for fun so deal. Like you have never wrote a crack fic just for fun! I thought so. Please review. Also this is not really what happened to my friend. Well some of it is but not all of it.