Author note: The exam went... not so well. But meh. The reason I've been doing this whole extra A level is to get more base knowledge for uni, so what the hey! Onwards, minions, onwards!

Likes & Dislikes Questions

1. What hobbies do you have?

"Fucking you and steadily falling into madness."

"S'good set of hobbies," Jacobyte said mildly, taking note. "Well rounded, even."

"Well, you are."

Jacobyte positively beamed, and Jonathan took the opportunity to steal Jacobyte's gin.

2. Who is your closest mundane friend? Describe them and how you relate to them.

"Why's it say 'mundane'?"

"No idea. Next question has it too."

"Oh?"

"Mm. 'Who is your worst mundane enemy?'"

"I think you fall into both those categories, Jackie, out of default."

"How charming of you to say so."

"I try, I try..."

3. Who is your worst mundane enemy? Describe them and why you don't get along.

4. What bands do you like? Do you even pay attention?

"What was the second half of that?" Jonathan's eyes twinkled slightly, and Jacobyte snorted.

5. What tape or CD hasn't left your player since your purchased it? Why?

"Um..."

"Yeah," agreed Jacobyte, "moving on."

6. What song is "your song?" Why?

"I lost my heart to a— ow."

Jacobyte stood up and retrieved his pencil, taking the opportunity to give Jonathan a smack around the head. "I've told you before. No."

"Oh come oooon. It's perfect!"

"No."

7. What's been your favourite movie of all time?

"Of all time being the one's you've shown me, yeah?"

"Pretty much."

"Then I liked Star Wars the best."

A snort.

8. Read any good books? What were they?

"I can't say I have, actually."

Jacobyte reached across the table and gave Jonathan's knee a soothing pat. "It's okay, dear. We'll sort that one day."

"Is this you and your Hitchhikers' Guide thingy?"

"Ayep."

"I'm not convinced."

"You will be, you will be..."

"Oh, Heavens help us, he's really into the impressions today."

Jacobyte waggled his eyebrows.

"Seriously, though. We get out of here and that's top of your list? Shove some decrepit book in my face?"

"You misunderstand me, Lieutenant Holster—"

"Heavens forbid, Captain Hasphane, Heavens forbid."

"—the top of my list is getting some decent lube and fucking you until you see stars. Well, more stars."

"Cause you're fucking me under an open sky?"

"Damn straight."

"Or not, as the case may be."

"Quite."

Jonathan made a sound akin to a purr, pushed out of his seat, rounded the table and sat on Jacobyte instead. "Next question?"

"Getting there, getting there..."

9. What do you watch on the Television?

"The... what?"

Jacobyte repeated the word as Jonathan peered.

"Skip?" he suggested.

"Skip," agreed Jonathan.

10. When it comes to mundane politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don't you care?

"When it comes to what?"

"I've really got no idea."

"Skiiip." Jonathan bounced a little. "Skip skip skip."

11. What type of places do you hang out in with your mundane friends?

"Seriously, what's the obsession with 'mundane'?"

Jacobyte shrugged in as much as he could considering Jonathan was half sprawled across him. "Skip?"

"Sounds like a plan," said Jonathan, leaning into Jacobyte a bit more. He nuzzled into Jacobyte's neck.

12. What type of places do you hang out in with your normal friends?

"I don't think I've ever had normal friends." Jonathan's voice was slightly muffled.

Jacobyte gave the side of Jonathan's head a swat. "Concentrate, you."

"I am concentrating!" Jonathan protested, and he nibbled at Jacobyte's earlobe. "See?"

13. What annoys you more than anything else?

"People asking me questions when they should be doing other things with their mouths," Jonathan answered promptly, causing another swat to be sent his way.

14. What would be the perfect gift for you?

"I refer you," said Jonathan, pausing to stick his tongue down Jacobyte's ear, grinning at the jolt this caused, "to the previous given answer."

15. What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

Jonathan stilled.

Jacobyte turned his head slightly. "Hey?"

"Stars through the clouds."

Jacobyte pressed a kiss to the top of Jonathan's head and moved onto the next question.

16. What time of day is your favourite?

"Stars through the clouds?"

"That's more fortnightly, love."

"Sex o'clock, then."

17. What kind of weather is your favourite?

"Completely sodding cloudless with no fucking grey in sight." Jonathan turned into Jacobyte's neck again. "These questions are cruel."

"I feel for you," said Jacobyte, "I really do."

One of Jonathan's eyebrows twitched at Jacobyte's dismissive tone, and he snaked a hand down to cup Jacobyte through his trousers. "Oh, but do you?"

Jacobyte snorted and batted him away. "After the questions. Come on, not too many left now."

"Pah." Jonathan withdrew and settled for licking up and down Jacobyte's neck. "You're no fun."

18. What is your favourite food? What is your least favourite food?

"Cruel! My favourite's got to be Nfato."

"Takeout?"

"Why the hell not? Better than I can cook. I can admit that."

"Jonathan, anything is better than you can cook."

Jonathan bit Jacobyte's neck. "Quiet, you."

Jacobyte gasped and did, in fact, quieten.

"Jacobyte?"

"..."

"Jacobyte, read the next damn question."

Jacobyte gestured from Jonathan to his lips and mimed zipping and locking them and throwing away the key. He gave an "I'm sure you understand shrug".

Jonathan swatted him.

19. What is your favourite drink? (Coffee, Coke, Juice, Beer, Wine, etc.)

"Anything that isn't mega-gin, water or the roasted horse shite they call coffee here. Deity."

Jacobyte chuckled.

20. What's your favourite animal? Why?

"Um... Not sure I have one, really."

"No?"

"Nah, they just get in the way."

21. Do you have any pets? Do you want any pets? What kind?

Jacobyte didn't bother reading that one out.

22. What do you find most relaxing? (Not as in stress relief, but as something that actually calms you down.)

"Something that actually calms me down?" repeated Jonathan.

Jacobyte nodded.

Another nuzzle into Jacobyte's neck, and then, softly, "That work as an answer?"

23. What habit that others have annoys you most?

Jonathan actually cackled. "Ooh, let me see! Let me see, let me see, let me see..."

Jacobyte clapped his hands over Jonathan's eyes. "Mooooving on."

"Oi!"

24. What kind of things embarrass you? Why?

Both Jacobyte and Jonathan blinked over that one. Well, Jacobyte blinked. Jonathan frowned against Jacobyte's hands.

"Anything?"

An incomprehensible mumble.

"Didn't quite catch that one, John-boy."

"And you won't if you don't shift your hands."

Jacobyte obligingly shifted his hands.

A few seconds passed.

"Well?" he said.

"You're such an idiot," said Jonathan, relishing his sudden freedom. "Gullible and shiny. Bless you."

Jacobyte carefully set the question sheet and pencil down. Jonathan raised an eyebrow.

Several more seconds passed, this time not so silently.

25. What don't you like about yourself?

"Well," Jonathan said judiciously, voice slightly muffled and breathless due to the fact that Jacobyte was sitting on him, "I don't like the fact that you managed to beat me so easily just now. How's that?"

"Works perfectly," Jacobyte replied as he reached for the pencil and questions again.

26. How would you like to look?

"Is that a trick question?"

Jacobyte snorted.

"I'd like to be taller," Jonathan eventually answered. "And less squished."

"And both are more than unlikely to happen," said Jacobyte, heaving a sigh. "C'est la vie."

Jonathan growled, struggling underneath him, and Jacobyte turned the page. His eyes gleamed. "You're gonna like this one, John-boy."

"Oh?"

"Mm. Sex and Intimacy."

"Niiiice."