The Great Sue Hunt

the princess of magic

Milela adirai gerty (lol dont call her that or she will hurt u!) shililililililililieeeee riddle (A/N itz totally a secret and nebodee who spoileded this will be flamezzzzedered11111!!!!!!!!)

There was a stunned silence.

"She…she's Voldemort's daughter?" Harry looked distinctly green/

Sir Patrick stood up…well floated a bit higher

"It is quite a common thing for these," He grimaced "Things to be The Dark Lords daughter, or Snape's, Dumbledore's, Hagrids of even Filch's magical, freakishly beautiful daughter. They usually end up destroying Voldemort and marrying Harry"

At this Harry looked distinctly green and received some sympathy pats from Ron

"Sweet Merlin is this the girls name? Who would name their child that WHO?" Nearly Headless Nick said incredulously.

"This is the Sue. Logic, Reason and Spelling are completely ignored" Sir Patrick said gloomily.

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"Does this ever end?!"

"Sir Nicholas! Please can we get this over with!"

jane arewen(She is totalee prettier than arewen I love gorniekins!!!!!24 he izz hotttttttttttttttttttttttt arewen is a preppy and sukzzzzz)Elrond Jamie alexis Martha arewen legolas prettyprincezz666 wole up.

"Wole? How does one Wole up?"

"How does somebody get so many names?" George asked incredulously "Also, whos Arewen and gorniekins?"

"Why is Arewen in her name twice?" Asked Ron

"I think she might mean Arwen and Aragorn" Said Hermione, seeming relieved that she could spurt facts to retain her sanity. "They're characters in a trilogy of muggle books. He's a human king who is in love with an immortal elven lady"

Fred scrunched up his face "Who in their right mind would marry an elf? How ugly and blind is he?"

"Elves in the books are humanoid and exceedingly beautiful and long lived in the story, they waited decades to marry" Hermione stated, looking superior.

This earned her a slap to the head from Snape .

"That takes your total of chapters to read up to four Miss Granger"

Todey shwe was going to go to Hogwarts coz she wass goinggg to be killeredd by her uncle eviklfea.

"What?"

"I believe it is her uncles name"

Becooz she was harf Veela

"THAT she spells right…" Hermione growled, her left eye twitching

"Do you want me to-"

"I'm FINE Ronald"

She wazz pretty with white-blavk-purple-fluro green (My favoyte colour homies!!!1)

"Homies?" Ron said confusedly, looking at Hermione for an answer

"Muggle slang"

Purple-violet-aqua-red-brown-grey-silver-blac (oh di I meshon she can change her hair? Shees like Tonks. But preetier)k she was also the princess of magic.

"WHAT"

"Utterly Preposterous"

The problem waz after dumglebor had killed both of her parents, Sirius black had hidden her in 13 Grimmauld Place

"Did she just….not make a spelling mistake?" Fred smiled

" Perhaps theres hope" George said, grim determination to get through this showing on his face.

"Yes but she is accusing Dumbledore of murder"

"Doest this twit have no respect?"

"Obviously not?"

Kreacher hadd beeen a buigg meanie and had mayder her kleen and kleen and kleen, threatanying to destroye her pocketwatchy thing (A/N:Did I mention that she is taotaly the doctors daughter? Not that blonde preppy biotch who got killed) xo anyway she was going to Hogwarts on her mission to kill dugljore ded.

"Kill him dead?" Hermione was elbowed in the side by Ron

"Shut up and it'll go faster:

Becoz he kildled her parentsx

"She already-"

"Shhhhhhh!"

Hermione growled.

Beauwesed he wanted to be king of magic but she wudd stop him!!!!!111!!!

And maybe she wodd make harry her king

Harry paled further

Or may bee malfoyyyyy===erw;piwuehrbgfn.,sdrmvn;etrkjgny;w54unh(A/N soree my pet cat ran across the keyboooard AND I CANT DELETE THAT ITS JUST SO CUTE)

Either were realyyyy hottt

Lol rr pleez!

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A/N: Words cannot describe how much I laughed when I wrote her fourth name. Every time I read it I think of a person undulating I think is the word. To further rip off other stories flame the inner story and the hellspawn will respond. By the way what does Preppy mean? Feel free to quote Inigo but I assumed it meant something along the lines of stuck up b***h.