The Great Sue Hunt
Nearly Headless Nick silently passed the florescent green book to Harry, with all the reverence of a flustered cat who had been rudely awakened, accidentally whacking Harry in the back of the head with it.
"Sir Patrick!" Nick said anxiously "Surely you can now tell me the reason as to why I am here?"
"Well yes you see the…atrocity has been leaking into our world."
"I'm Sorry?"
"There have been reports of a girl occasionally appearing in the castle who has hair which randomly changes colour, and as such I have figured out a way to keep her in the story, or at least I hope I have."
"And how is that" Said Ron "Let her at Harry? Or Malfoy? Actually that's a good id-"
"That's five chapters now Mr Weasley."
That earned him some glares.
Sir Patrick continued. "As you will see in this chapter, I managed to enter the story and attack the Sue-"
Cheers from all assembled, except Snape.
"Thank You. I managed to make off with her hairclip."
He opened the desk draw.
"How are you able to do that you're a ghost" Harry said surprised.
"The Headmaster found a way to enchant thing so we can use them."
"But there's no spell-"
"There is. No I will not tell you what it is I will not have you Weasleys enchanting walls and doors solid" Sir Patrick said glaring at the twins.
He took out the hair clip. It. Was. Hideous. It was pink butterfly shape set with pink blue and green stones. It was the size of a hand.
"As this has come to light I have decided that you, Sir Nicholas will do everything you can to isolate the girl, pull her out of the story and bring her to Dumbledore."
Nearly Headless Nick asked Harry to open the book to the last page they had read. Glaring at the book with indescribable hate, he asked as to how he would go into it.
"Simply concentrate on being there"
"There was a soft popping noises as Nick disappeared.
"Mr. Potter you still have four more chapter to read."
Harry gulped and started to read
The princezz of magic
Mily (A/N iznt her nickname kawaii) wos on the hogwartzz express. She had used her totally kawaii forcepowers so she had an compartment all to herself
"Forcepowers?"
"kawaii?"
"Hogwartzz?"
. She waz wearefsging a black leather mini skirt a long black trenchcoat black nee hi boots and a black halter top and a smeel hair clip. All of a sudden a ghostly man came In and said his name was Nearly Headless Nick.
Cheers and claps sounded
"omg I kno u r the haws ghost"
He grabbed at her hair.
:lyke noooooooo!!!!!!!1111!!!#342!!!!!!! "
Luckily all he had gottten awey wit wazz her hairlip which totally sucked coz her muuom had gotting it for her. Just then harry potteyr came I and set dwn nexxxt topo her and kizzed her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry started choking.
Iym soree but I wanted to do tat zince I saw you he saiud kissing her agin!!!!!!11111
Just then hemionee came in totalyay making out with crabbe.
Hermione grabbed her wand and all hell broke lose. There was a clap of light and she was gone
"How the bloody hell did she do that" Ron asked
Omg hermyonee wut r u doinfg?????!!!!
Harry screamed.
Ur totally cheating on meeeeee!!!!!! He started to cry Milly (A/N: Seriously. I cannot be bothered so I just gave her a name I could actually pronounce and spell) (A/N: omg hermionninny you bioych)g
Glareddd at her
Hoewe ken u chet on harre he is my soul mate go away slut
Hemoninny ran out crying
When she tyrrnned aroond harry was smiling
So iyme ur soulmate
She booshed.
Ho does one boosh?"
"I think she means blush"
They totallee made out all the way to hogwartx
Rnr pleez!!!!!
A/N: Woo three chapters in three days. I am awesome. By the way yes when Nick is around her spelling il get better.