The Great Sue Hunt
Harry, George, Fred, Ron, Sir Patrick and Snape all sat on the couches, staring at the book.
"I. Am. Not. Reading. Any. More. Of. That. Out. Loud" Harry growled, promptly chucking the book at Georges head.
"Well I'm not-"
"Mr. Weasley if you do not want to read another chapter past what you have been punished to, you will read"
Glaring at Harry, George began to read.
The princess fo magick
Milly gotted of the hogwartz xpress, still red from making out with haree all de way fere. She sawed the castle and pouted,preetilly, nd too out her wand (A/N: Itzz xacteley like harrys omg but preetier nd kuter)dere wazz no way she wass gooeing to leev there in dat fugly castle so she changed it
Preeteus makus!
Milly wut weering a dress that was wyt and sparkly nd wa weering a crown (A?N: Shee totalle looked like arwen at the eend of the lst mvie. But preetier) she booshed az all da boys sked to merre her. Bt shee was sad so sheee teleported all her palz there they weer all prretie (A/N but not az preetier az her) nd al da boyz asked them too merrie them too. They spent all seven years ruling da skool nd milly becem da Queen of Magic. Omg it waz awesome nd she mareed harry nd found out she waz voldemortdd baby girl nd made him gud nd made harrys parents live agen but thry dedded agin n she had a girl and named her Auror.
The hend
There was a great rumbling as the room suddenly became a sparkly white.
"What the hell?"
Sir Patrick frowned.
"It would seem that the magic has broken through."
Suddenly Sir Nick came out of the book.
"Sir Patrick! I couldn't stop her She-"
"It is quite fine…if you will excuse me"
Sir Patrick opened the window and shouted.
"HARRY POTTER IS IN HERE!!!"
Silence.
And them-
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11#$%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"It would seem that the sues have taken over our world"
Snape whipped out his wand.
"I shall find the other teachers."
"I warn you" Sir Patrick said as Snape reached the door "Some of these Sues have…odd tastes"
Snape nodded and went out the door, shutting it behind him.
"O EM GEEEEE ITS "
There was a scream as he was tackled.
"hyll no biotch his mkine"
There was a sound of scuffles as Snape came back in, the sound of two girls fighting outside.
"The school has been overrun. We should find some way to communicate with the teachers"
Sir Patrick floated upwards, giving the impression of standing up.
"There is only one thing to do"
"Leave Harry outside and hope they fight eachother to the death?" This was from George.
"No Mr Weasley" Said Sir Patrick ominously.
"We must hunt the Sue"
A/N: Story Development! Yay!, I will have to say that now that I am actually getting into the story, updates will slow down, and I will try to get one up every few days. Schoolwork! Not so yay.