Monday

I woke up at 4:00 and Haruhi's arms were still around me. Slowly I pried her arms off of me, and tip toed to the bathroom. After taking a shower, and putting on that stupid yellow uniform dress, I marched out of the bathroom.

Haruhi looked at me groggily from the bed. "Good morning."

"Morning."

"I had a nightmare last night." she sighed, sitting up in the bed slowly. I stopped moving and stared at her.

"What was it about?"

"Well... You were in it."

"Oh."

"There was a group of girls... and they killed you... I-I don't know why..." Haruhi started to cry. "It was only because we were dating. So when I woke up this morning and-"

I walked towards her and sat down next to her on the bed. "-I was gone." She nodded as more tears fell down her face. Slowly I leaned towards her and gave her a hug. "I'm supposed to be the Uke."

Haruhi laughed through her tears and punched me. "No more anime or manga for you."

I pouted at her and let a smile appear after she had stopped crying. "Fine. Just know that I'll always be here for you."

"Whenever?"

"Whenever."

Haruhi kissed my forehead before leaping out of bed. "We gotta hurry!"

"No. You have to hurry. I'm ready."

She ran into the bathroom. "Can you pack my lunch and my backpack?"

I sighed, and did as she asked. Why couldn't my girlfriend be more organized and punctual? I glanced around in her fridge and face palmed. I need to take her grocery shopping. I'll just buy her something and bring it to her at lunch.

I walked away and packed her backpack. Haruhi stepped out in her boy uniform.

"Ready?"

"Yup." she smiled, grabbing her bag. "Let's go."

We walked outside and a limo was waiting.

Haruhi stared at it shock. "Eh-"

"I have a limo that takes me places. I don't have house servants but I do have the other servants that rich people typically have."

"Like a gardener?"

"No one enters the gates of my land except me."

"No one?" she glanced at me.

I didn't reply and held the door open for her. Haruhi got in and stared at me as I got in and closed the door.

As we drove away I didn't dare stare back, I just simply closed my eyes and got a little bit of sleep.

"Lady Kai! It is time for you to go to school."

My eyes flashed open, and I exited, being sure I held the door for Haruhi. I nodded to my driver and he drove away.

"Sooooo."

"Don't you have an exam?" I muttered.

Her eyes widened as the thought crossed her mind. "Yeah."

We walked inside and sat on a bench in the hallway. "Study." She frowned, and pulled out her notes. Grrrrrowllll. I turned and glanced at her. "Haruhi did you eat breakfast?"

"No. I didn't want to make you late."

I shot a glare at her, making her shiver. "I don't care about being late. I don't want you to miss your exam. It is very important to you. Especially since you procrastinated until the night before to study, I know you care. It's my fault why you aren't prepared. I shouldn't have came over the other day-"

"No! I'm glad you came. I wasn't planning on studying until the night before anyways."

I pulled out a giant lemon curd and cherry muffin. "Happy Breakfast."

"Isn't this your breakfast?"

"I ate a Danish." I lied.

She squinted her eyes at me. "Oh yeah?"

"Yes, now eat."

She grabbed the muffin and took a bite. "Thanks."

I smiled at her. "You're welcome."

"Okay now let me quiz you while you eat."

"M'kay."

"What's mutualism?"

"When both organisms benefit from each other."

"What sex chromosomes do males have?"

"X and Y."

"Why does hand sanitizer kill only 99.99% bacteria an germs?"

"Because if it was 100% we would get sick because we killed many of our good germs and bacteria."

"What's parasitism?"

"When a poor commoner sucks the life out of a rich girl." a snobby voice echoed. I glanced up at a girl in stilletoes.

"Poor?"

"Lavender Kai, right? Why are you sitting with that scummy boy?"

"Haruhi isn't scummy."

"You sound like you are defending him." the girl snorted.

"Why are you surprised Mahi-chan? We all know Lavender likes to roll in scum, so that she doesn't feel so alone. Rumor has it that she's an orphan and alone in her haunted mansion-like castle."

I paled at their comments. "My home isn't haunted! And I'm not am orphan!" I snarled, standing up over the two blondes. I was pissed with them. They were the Blonde Bitch Babes. Now I personally don't hold anything against blondes... but these two just make me mad.

"Oh, Mali-chan." Mahi growled, pushing me to the floor. "What does she think she's doing?"

Mali smirked. "I dunno, maybe she think she's gonna fight us or something?"

I stood up and dusted myself off. "Leave." I glared.

Mahi raised her hands and played innocent. "Geez, sorry Emo bitch."

My eyes pierced into their retreating forms. I hate people.

"Lavend-"

"Please don't talk with your mouthful, Haruhi." I huffed and sat down next to her, rubbing my temples.

"Lavender." she sighed, while poking me. "Do you want to talk about this?"

My eyes watered and I hid my face. "Look. Once your done eating I'm going to class."

"Later?"

"Later."

Sighing again she squeezed my hand and continued eating.

After she finished eating I watched her head to class before heading to my English class.

Soon class was over and I had a 2 hour break that overlapped with Haruhi's lunch, which was in 30 minutes. I guess I could go pick up some spicy tuna at that sushi bar for her. You know, since I didn't pack her anything earlier.

I ran down the hallway and started texting my driver, to run the errand for me. Send.

Reply: Yes'm.

Good.

I stopped running, and walked down the stairs.

"Lavi-chan!"

I spun around and faced Mori-senpai and Honey. "Ah hi."

"Haru-chan told me about the BBB's acting out earlier. Are they still bothering you?"

I sighed. "I've got things under control Honey."

"Be careful."

"Will do." I smiled, before walking away.

People watched me walk outside and sit on a bench.

I'm nervous about those girls. They basically live in the Host Club... so life for Haruhi must be extremely difficult. I used to be one of the victims of their terror until I made the leader of the clic vanish.

I didn't kill her or anything. She's very much alive. I just made her cry and transfer schools.

It wasn't miraculous. It was dead-on obvious.

My phone beeped and I watched my limo pull up. My driver got out the vehicle and handed me the spicy tuna I had ordered. "Thanks."

"You are welcome Lady Kai."

I walked back inside the building and glanced at my watch. 5 minutes to get to the dining hall.

I scurried to my destination and sat down at a table. Moments later Haruhi and the twins came in.

"Lavender! Did you pack my lunch?"

I smiled at her and handed her the bag. "Yes."

Her eyes widened as she looked into the back. "Spicy tuna! I love you sooooooooo much!" she squealed, pulling me in for a hug.

I chuckled at her excitement and patted her head. "I love you too."

Hikaru and Kaoru sat down in front of me and smiled. "You're 'boyfriend' gets special treatment, heh?"

I handed them a squid and octopus bowl with rice. "And so does 'his' friends."

They blushed and started eating.

"So how was your exam?" I glanced at my 'boyfriend'.

"I got a B+ on it." she smiled.

"Good."

Everything was pretty calm at lunch and then my watch beeped. "Hey, I gotta go." I sighed. The twins pouted at me.

"Did you get any lunch?"

"Yeah, I got some earlier." I lied again. "Which reminds me... I'm taking you somewhere later, before we go home."

"Okay." she blushed.

The grocery store, how romantic.

I kissed her on the cheek and left, not looking back once.

How awkward could anything get in Haruhi and I's relationship? It's so low and timid that it wouldn't even come across as anything more than two best friends.

I went to my next few classes and then headed to the Host Club room. Lazily I pulled open the doors and shriveled up at the new theme.

Royal pains.

Roses swirled around me making me choke as always along with that sparkle crap. The guys + my 'boyfriend', were in the center of their 'castle'.

"Hello dear, beauty." Tamaki beamed.

The twins floated around me and cooed."Oh sweet sleeping beauty."

A dark aura floated around me. "I. AM. NOT. A. GUEST."

The whole mood shattered under my storm cloud and all of the boys who approached me were now growing mushrooms.

"Mother." I smiled, bowing to Kyoya. He bowed back.

"Do not mind Daddy and your twin brothers."

I laughed at his comment. "Daddy O's."

He winked at my statement.

My eyes landed on the little blonde princess. "Hi Lavi-chan!"

Usa-chan was dressed up as a fairy.

I shook my head at him and sighed. "Hi senpai."

Mori was dressed as a knight and raised his helmet.

Okay let's see if I can label them.

Tamaki- King

Mori- Knight

Honey- Princess holding a fairy

Hikaru- Joker 1

Kaoru- Joker 2

Kyoya- Queen

Haruhi- ?

"Hey does this look too masculine? I'd hate for Lavender-" her sentence fell apart when she saw me.

This cosplay thing was starting to get to me. Haruhi was dressed as a prince, and it was a bit of a wowzer.

Ignore her. him. WHATEVER.

"Can I dress up as a dragon?" I asked, ignoring Haruhi completely now.

Kyoya nodded and handed me a box. "Go, go."

I walked past Haruhi, into the changing room and started stripping. The outfit consisted of: emerald green tights that had metallic scales sewn all over, an emerald turtle neck that had scales on it as well, but in the front there was a pastel green corset that was revealed through a silt in the front part of the turtle neck, which gave me a curvaceous look. There were extra parts in the box. I pulled on the wings. (They were attached to this backpack looking thing.) I buckled my belt that had the tail connected to it, and slid on a headband that had dragon horns on it. I placed on a little bit of green, yellow, and charcoal eye shadow, and then some brown eyeliner. I was so happy I had painted my nails black a few days ago.

I slipped on my dragon-feet boots, and fingerless emerald green gloves. The finishing touches were made of black lipstick, clear lipgloss, green glitter dust, and lavender perfume.

"Are you done yet?" Hikaru groaned from outside the curtains. I placed my clothes by the box in a neat pile. Should I put on the yellow snake-eye contacts?

I smirked and put them on and popped a few fiery cinnamon breath mints in my mouth.

"Yup." I pushed open the curtains and walked out fully in character. "The dragon has arrived."

Haruhi was beet red when I smiled in her direction. "Uhhh isn't that corset a bit much?" she coughed.

I glanced down at my highly defined chest. "Maybe for you it is." I smirked. She paled and looked away.

Kyoya patted my head. "Ready for the guests, team?"

The doors opened making sparkles and roses float around us ; I sneezed and choked in the romantic atmosphere.

All of the guest poured into the classroom. "Nyahhhhh! Look at the dragon! It's so pretty!"

"Wow that dragon has big boobs!"

"Yeah so it must be a girl!"

Haruhi growled lightly and pulled me towards her.

"AWWWW THE PRINCE IS HIDING THE DRAGON!"

"MAYBE SHE'S HARU-CHAN'S TOY!"

My head almost exploded at their conclusion. "I'm gonna go make them tea."

The mood kind of died when a storm cloud followed me to the kitchen. Everyone sweat dropped at my retreating gloomy form.

"Toy my foot. I'm not Haruhi's toy. Geez they're stupid." I muttered, pouring tea into pots.

The thunder cloud over me roared in agreement.

"Alright cloud, I need yah ta go so that I can serve them this stupid tea."

Then cloud vanished and I walked out of the backroom with steaming tea cups and filled tea pots.

Everyone was laughing and conversing with each other, and the guys seemed happy to be making them happy.

Meanwhile I was gaining unwanted attention as I handed out tea.

"Umm Dragon?"

I glanced at the girl next to me. "Can you sit next to me?"

"Sure. Let me just finish handing out this tea." I smiled innocently. She reddened and her friends next to her squealed in delight.

Ugh. Females. How disturbing.

I finished handing out the tea and teapots and laid on the rock-looking beanbags. "So what is it that you wanted?" I sighed, watching the guest who asked me to sit next to her earlier redden even further.

"Oh... Uh... I was just wandering why you were in here."

"Oh well I'm the one who makes you tea and cakes and stuff."

The girl giggled. "So you're the boys' servants?"

"Servant?"

"You do what they tell you?"

"No... I just thought it would be nice to provide refreshments for you all while you were with your dream guy."

The girls squealed and pulled me into their arms happily. "You're so warm and soft!" they squeaked. I paled and I squeezed my eyes shut. "You smell so spicy and sweet!"

My stomach roared in hunger.

Everyone in the whole room looked at me, and my face was bright scarlet. "Excuse my stomach. I've been running all day."

"And you haven't eaten?" a girl panicked.

"No."

Another girl gaped at me. "Not once?"

"Not at all today."

"WHAT?!" they all screamed. "EH WHY NOT?"

"I was stressed out and worried about my lover all day so I didn't even think about food." I ignored Haruhi during my little confession. I know she'd be pissed off, knowing that I lied to her.

"Dragon can I speak to you for a second in private?"

My eyes glanced up at the charming prince.

A few girls behind me whispered something about a Dragon getting slayed by a prince.

"Yes, m'lord."

I rose up from the sea of girls and floated to the backroom, with Haruhi on my tail. Figuratively speaking.

As soon as the door closed, I was pinned against the wall. "Why did you lie to me?!"

"I didn't need you worrying. I wasn't hungry earlier anyways."

"You need to eat!"

I flinched at her sharp tone. "Fine."

She pulled something out of her satchel and sighed. "Don't lie to me ever again."

"I won't."

"Now close your eyes and open your mouth."

I did as she had ordered, and moments later something delicious was placed in my mouth. My eyes flashed open to see some leftover spicy tuna and rice. I bounced in place happily and bowed a 'thank you' to her.

After devouring the whole meal and licking the plate clean, I hugged her. "Thank you."

"You are very welcome."

I snuggled into her armor and fell asleep.

"Awwwww! Isn't she adorable?"

My eyes fluttered open to a bunch of fangirls cooing over me sleeping in Haruhi's arms.

"Such a sweet fantasy couple!"

"Yeah! A dragon and a prince! So KAWWWWWAAAAIIIIIIIII!"

Haruhi smiled at them making them swoon, "Do you like the tea?"

"Oh this tea is amazing! It must have been made from skilled hands!"

"No the Dragon made it!" a girl squealed, as she sipped at her cup.

"Oh really!"

"What type of water did you use?" another girl asked me curiously.

Tap. Cough. Ermmm can't say that.

"Purified rainwater that was collected in the month of rain in the highest of mountains by a pond that has many koi." I blinked.

Haruhi kissed me on the neck earning squeals from all of the girls.

"How Kawaii! I wish someone would do that to me!" a girl fantasized.

I reddened as she did it again, making all of the girls shriek in delight.

"What are you doing?" I blinked.

"Kissing your neck." she blinked back.

"Why?"

"I was bored."

I hissed at her and hopped up to go get some cakes for the guest. All of the boys seemed amused by me, while the girls squealed for bedillionth time.

I came out of the backroom with assorted mini cakes. Honey charged towards me and grabbed a whole tray of mini cakes. I went back to get another tray, and when I came back out Honey grabbed another tray. If he takes another tray and devours it-

I went back in and grabbed the last tray and returned. As soon has I saw the princess I snarled.

"Please Lavi-chan?" he whispered, while giving me puppy eyes. I sighed in defeat and handed him the tray. "Thank you Dragon!" he beamed before skipping away.

I held the last tray close to me and trudged to Haruhi. "Cake." I pouted.

"Ah thanks!" she beamed and glanced up at me. "Oh, what's wrong?"

"Nothing." I sighed, while handing cakes out to her guests.

Tamaki rose up from his throne cheerfully. "The theme tomorrow will be Alice in Wonderland!"

I groaned at the idea of everything. That'll be awful.

"Oh Dragon who will you be?" a girl asked curiously.

"Oh she'll be the red or the white queen."

Renge popped out of the ground dressed up as a prime minister. "I will be the red queen!"

"I believe I'll be the white queen." I answered the guests.

They all squealed and cheered in delight. "OH KAWAIIIIIIIIIIII!"

Haruhi smiled at my unaffected expression. "Dragon would be very pretty as the white queen, don't yah think?"

I wrinkled my nose at her comment. "Sure."

Kyoya rose up from his throne and made the guests leave their host.

I crumpled into Haruhi's arms sleepily, not caring if my corset had shifted lower causing my chest to look even bigger.

"I think your corset is too revealing." Haruhi whispered into my stomach.

Yawning I adjusted my position so that I was curled up in her arms."If it's bothering you that much give me your cape."

And give me her cape she did.

"You two are perfect." Kyoya snickered. "I would have never seen this relationship sailing, but now that I do I adore it."

I smiled with heavy eyes. "Thanks mother. I sometimes find it weird because sometimes she's a he and I'm always a she."

"You'll enjoy the boy side of me more anyways." she mumbled into my hair.

"Can we go home now?"

"Yeah, but we gotta change first."

I growled at the idea of getting up and walking. "Carry me?" I pouted, copying Honey's expression he made earlier to get some more cake.

Haruhi lifted me up easily and carried me to the changing room. She walked into the changing room with me and started undressing me. Her dislike for the corset vanished when she unlaced it.

"Do you have any of these at home?" she teased.

"I do. The Kai family is of royal blood." I winked. "We consist of ancient American and Japanese cultures."

"Kimono and Corset."

"Yup. But those are just for decoration." I smiled, slipping into my uniform.

Somehow Haruhi had managed to change while I was changing without me noticing. I didn't bother trying to piece the situation together and grabbed my bag.

"Ready?" I yawned again.

"Yup."

I yanked my phone out and texted my driver to get some groceries for me before picking us up.

Reply: Yes'm.

"Who are you texting?"

I kissed Haruhi on the forehead and walked out of the changing room. "My driver."

"About?"

"Picking up some groceries for us."

She frowned and held the door open for me. "Bye you guys!" she waved before closing the door behind us. "Is that why you were starving yourself today? Because I forgot to restock up on food?"

"No. The reason behind my actions aren't anything you should be worried over."

Haruhi's mood went downhill from there. "Ok."

I shrugged at the tension and walked down the stairs. My eyes landed on Mali and Mahi. Ugh.

I stopped walking when their eyes landed on me.

"Hey Kai!" Mahi shouted waving at me. My stomach became nauseous and I instantly regretted eating.

Mali walked up the stairs and glanced at Haruhi, who was standing behind me nervously. "Scum. Hello."

I slid in front of Mali and squinted at her bitterly. "Do not talk to him."

"Why not? You finally found a toy you didn't want to share? You don't want us to do what you did to Maggie?"

Like I said earlier; I hate people.

"Maggie?" Haruhi asked. "Who's that?"

"The third blonde of the clic. She's also the leader of these toadies." I muttered.

"Yeah and Miss Emo here did somethin to her."

"She transferred schools."

"Yeah after you finished beating her to a bloody pulp." Mali scoffed.

I paled at her comment. Terror only made terror. "Good day." I dismissed myself and pulled Haruhi down the stairs with me. The blonde girls watched us leave.

"La-"

"Don't talk, just get in the limo." I sighed.

She jumped into the limo and we arrived to her house. My driver carried the groceries into the house and waved goodbye after I paid him.

I closed the door and walked into the kitchen. "It looks like it might rain soon." I murmured, while putting stuff away and preparing dinner.

Bam. My eyes flashed to the fist on the counter in shock. "You mind telling me about today?"

"No."

Haruhi growled at my defiance."You said later and now is later."

"It isn't important. That was the past. It doesn't concern you. I don't need such memories being pulled back into my sullen mind."

"I need you to tell me... otherwise I don't know why we're dating if you won't talk to me your problems."

My eyes watered at her statements. If you won't talk to me your problems. I don't know why we're dating. "Maybe because you love me... and I love you too?" I said, holding in tears. Haruhi was silent to my broken voice. My eyes landed on the knife in my hand that hovered over the carrot on the cutting board. "And if that isn't a good enough reason to of why we are dating... I don't know why I'm still here."

"Are you suggesting on leaving?"

CHOP. "I dunno Haru-chan. Do you want me to leave? I don't like being interrogated over painful memories, and if you knew better you'd wait until I told you myself." CHOP. CHOP. CHOP.

Haruhi flinched as I took my anger out on the carrot. "I don't want you to leave." CHOP. "I want you to be more OPEN TO ME!" CHOP.

My eyes flickered up at her raised tone. CHOP. "I thought I was pretty open the other night." CHOP. CHOP. CHOP.

Haruhi thought back to the night I ran to her house and spilled out all of my troubles to her and later on gave myself to her. "Well why can't you be open again?!"

CHOP. CHOP. CHOP. I grabbed another carrot and ignored her. CHOP. CHOP. CHOP. CHOP.

"Could you at least answer me?"

I stopped cutting the carrots and put the knife down. "Those girls; their names are Mali and Mahi. They're terrible people, who do terrible things. Once upon a time, I was a new kid and they tormented me. They'd beat me up, and steal my food, and call me names, and spread rumors, and just a bunch of bullshit... just so they could destroy me. They always teased me about being an orphan, and since I was always alone the only way I could vent was by cutting myself. I tried to bruise myself or anything... just anything to make the pain on the inside feel much better compared to the pain on the outside." Tears spilled down my eyes as I told Haruhi everything I didn't want her to know. She needed to know though. "Eventually they found out that I injured myself and everyone started to call me Emo. It only made things worst for me, and I hated myself. At one point I was so distraught that I had to get therapy and take meds so that I wasn't as disheveled." For some odd reason I was sobbing now and it felt good. "So then when I came back, I was different. I didn't care about anyone except for my friends and that's what drove Maggie insane, other than guilt itself, and sent her to another school. We had got into a physical fight on her last day at Ouran, and after that no one dared to cross me. Everyone thought I had committed suicide or something, and I hadn't. I would never-"

I glanced up to Haruhi with blurry eyes and noticed that she was completely emotionless. Wiping away my tears, I sniffed, and stared at her. "I'm sorry you had to tell me this."

"They are nonexistent to me."

"I know. Please don't play seme in public.

I washed my hands in the sink and ignored her again.

"Lavender."

I glanced up at her with puffy eyes.

"You're the Uke, okay?"

"Only with you." I smiled faintly at her and started cooking again. She nodded and walked upstairs, leaving me to create a delicious meal in peace.

Our whole conversation was disturbing. Next time I won't tell her things so easily. I bit my lips while I cooked some stew. If I can. She's a tricky Seme. Ahahaha. Tricky.

Yawning I covered the pot and put the stove on low. Potatoes, carrots, celery, cubed beef, assorted beans, herbs and many seasoning stewed happily as I walked away.

I walked into the living room and collapsed on the couch in exhaustion, after setting my alarm on my watch.