Friday

Groaning I woke up feeling like I'd been ripped apart. Everything hurt. My legs, my back, my arms, my insides, my butt, my mouth, my head, my- WHAT PART OF EVERYTHING DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

I was on the bed I had woken up on yesterday morning wrapped up in the sheets. Where the heck is the reason to my pain?

I scanned the empty spot on my bed and frowned. Hit and run, how unexpected.

I tried to call out to Haruhi but realized my voice was gone. Crap. This sucks. I banged my fist on the headboard in frustration.

"Hey? What's wrong?"

I spun around and saw Haruhi wearing a suit, while leaning against the door. Sooo handsome... it turns me on.

I opened my mouth forgetting about my current predicament. "..."

I sat there mouthing words like an idiot.

"Aww you lost your voice." she winked, walking over to me. "I sure hope you aren't sore."

I scowled at her silently.

She leaned over and planted a kiss on my bruised lips. "You can stay home today. I have some stuff I need to do at school today."

I cocked an eyebrow.

"I have stuff to do... I missed a lot at school yesterday. You can just text me if you get bored or lonely."

I frowned at her. I didn't want her to go. Where did she think she was going looking like that?

"I know you want me to stay but I promise I'll be back. Just stay and rest up." she giggled, kissing me gently on the cheek. "Goodbye, my love."

Her love?

Now I was really worried.

I need to go with her.

I got out of the bed, ignoring the fact that I had absolutely nothing on, and stumbled to the bathroom. Honestly I felt drunk. Soooo drunk.

It was weird. Because I didn't drink at all yesterday... I think.

I turned on the shower and scrubbed quickly, spraying water everywhere. Turning off the water I slipped out of the bathtub, and tripped on the soggy rug. My face hit the tub and busted my lip.

UGHHHHH!

I got up and ran into the room, ignoring the pain. I was completely unaware of my girlfriend watching me hack through my closet, while holding only the corner of my towel; sadly revealing all of what my mother-gave-me to the world outside my not curtained window.

Ahem.

I ignored the noise and yanked out my uniform and underclothes. Getting dressed quickly, I managed to fix my hair and put on some make up to cover my blemishes.

I turned to the giant mirror on the wardrobe door. An exhausted girl with stressed brown eyes glared back at me. Her black curls cascaded down in her face, even though it was in such a restricting bun. Her make up was useless in the state she was in. Bruises and swollen lips and red marks and welts! Geez. Haruhi was hurting me more than she realized.

Well... the price of feeling good.

I mutely growled at my reflection and turned away. I looked horrendous!

"!"

"Do you really want to come?"

I looked up at Haruhi with watery eyes. I mouthed: 'Look at me?! I can't go out looking like this! I'd never hear the end of this!'

"Do you want to go?"

I nodded.

"Come here... I can fix you up."

I walked towards her. I wish my voice was back!

At school

I walked down the hall with my yellow uniform dress on. This one wasn't like the typical uniform dresses though. It was the same shade of yellow. Yea. It went up to just my knees. Yup and this one had 3/4th sleeves that stopped at my elbow. I wore stockings and some matching yellow wedges.

Haruhi had managed to throw my hair into a fashionable high ponytail, and redo my makeup so that my love bites and other love marks didn't look as painful.

I looked gorgeous but felt like crap.

Haruhi had hooked one of her arms through my elbow, so she was technically escorting me to class, and so many people were staring.

Oh are they dating?

Wow Haruhi looks good.

So does Lavender!

KKKKKAAAAWWWWAAAAAIIIIIII!

Such an amazing couple.

I hugged Haruhi's arm and yawned.

"I told you, you'd be sleepy."

I nuzzled my head into her arm and sighed. "Why aren't you sleepy?" I whispered.

"I have more stamina and endurance than you." she smirked. "You wanna go to class or back home?"

"I wanna stay with you." I whined, pulling her closer.

"Okay."

We walked into the clubroom. All of the guys were staring at us.

"Sooo you two were gone for almost two days." Kyoya muttered, adjusting his glasses.

"What were you two up to?"

I yawned and hugged Haruhi's arm closer. "I felt sick."

"Are you any better?" Tamaki asked worriedly.

Haruhi winked at me. "Well her fever went down... and her cold sweat and shivers went away."

My cheeks reddened at her double meaning behind the sentence.

Hikaru and Kaoru raised their eyebrows at us.

"Anyways... what's today's theme?" I asked, before anyone got jazzy with it.

"Ummm. Toys and Dolls." Tamaki beamed.

I frowned as a symbol hovered over my head. 'Doll'

I glanced at Haruhi. 'Toy'

Crap.

Before I knew it I was dressed up as a Goth Lolita Doll. I had to wear a half black and half purple wig, with many white skull bows clipped in. Mori airbrushed the playboy bunny on my lower back and a cobweb on my neck with black ink.

Hikaru put make up on me while Mori did his temporary tattoos on me. My lips were black with a tint of indigo, and my eye makeup was dark and heavy. Kaoru laced me into a black and purple multi-layered dress that hovered just above my thighs, occasionally flashing the black thong I was forced to wear.

"This is too much!" I whined, as they put black laced up knee high sneakers on me.

"We aren't even done." Mori muttered, spraying me with black and silver glitter. I coughed at the strong scent of rosy lavender.

"Too much!" I coughed.

Hikaru wrapped spiked bracelets on my wrist and a buckle choker around my neck. "Nope."

I pouted as they placed a violet gloss over my black nail polish.

"Ok. Ok. Fine." Tamaki dragged me out. He looked like a puppet on strings. Kyoya was dressed up as a mime doll, dragging Tamaki away from my pouting form.

"AHHHHHH La-chan looks kawaii!" Honey squealed, hopping towards me wearing his pink bunny costume.

WHAM.

A boy appeared in front of me and whacked Honey to the floor.

"Uhhhh. Excuse me-"

My jaw gaped at Haruhi. He- I mean she was wearing a Dracula costume.

I paused and shrugged. "What type of toy-"

Haruhi pressed her fake fangs against my neck before dragging her lips up to my ear. "Lovely cobweb."

Kyoya seemed to be only one watching us. My blush torched my face as she pulled away leaving me to drown in embarrassment.

My face flushed, and I pressed a my hand to the airbrush marking. "..."

"Lavender, are you okay?" Honey asked curiously. My cheeks reddened.

"Y-yeah..."

"You don't look so well... why are you cheeks so red?"

"Uh-"

"Let the guest in, Doll." Kyoya ordered, saving my day from a sorry ass explanation.

Sighing I opened the doors, sneezing my way through the raining roses. "W-Welco- *sneeze* to t-the *sneeze* HOST CLUBBBCHHH *sneeze*" I growled at the roses. "ALL OF THESE *sneeze* *sneeze* ROSES!"

Haruhi pulled me into her chest and enveloped me in her cape. "Are you allergic to roses Lavender?"

"Yes. I tend to sneeze a lot when I'm showered in roses."

She kissed my red nose and flushed cheeks. "I'll shield you from them."

Sparkle.

My eyes narrowed at her, as a charming boy smile appeared on her face.

I honestly don't know how I got Haruhi to fall for me. I sighed to myself as my cheeks burned.

"KAAAAWWWWAAAIIII!" the guests shrieked, admiring our romantic moment.

All of the hosts just stared at us happily, ushering the cooing girls.

"Haruhi! Are you dating her?" One girl asked after I had forced myself away from Haruhi's side to serve some tea.

Haruhi's POV

"Uh, ye-"

"Nope. Lavi-chan is dating me." Honey blushed.

One of my guest arched a brow. "And why is that?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well... you're never with Lavi-chan." she huffed, blowing her orange locks out of her face.

"Perhaps, you never see us together..."

"When have you ever seen Lavi and Haruhi together?"

"They're always together."

"Yeah, everyone always sees us being affectionate."

"Well have you fucked her yet?" Honey arched a brow at me, clearly irritated with me.

I looked at him with wide eyes. "Have you ever?"

"Hell yeah. Lavender is my ex."

My eyes flew past my senpai, and on the girl I was madly in love with.

She looked paler than usual, but didn't say anything to contradict what he said.

The whole room got silent and I ran out of the room with watery eyes, ignoring the shouts of Kyoya.

Honey's POV

I laughed to myself, but yelped when Haruhi's guest threw her tea at me.

"You are such a jerk!"

"Am I?" I shouted. "Did any of you all know that Haruhi's been lying to you all?"

"ENOUGH!" Lavender shouted, after putting down the platter she was holding.

"Oh now you want to say something? You aren't going to go running after your little girlfriend?" I scowled, clearly irritated that she wasn't on my side.

She gaped at me in horror. I had just exposed Haruhi...

"Stop calling him a girl! You're honestly the worst club member here!" Haruhi's guest snapped, standing up.

Lavender looked relieved. "You guys just don't realize that the person you all love so much just so happens to be a boy. She has a flat chest and wears a suit to pay for a fucking vase she broke." I shouted. "SHE'S TOO POOR TO EVEN AFFORD TO REPLACE IT!"

"What?" the girl asked. "Haruhi's a boy... right?"

"Why don't you ask his little slut." I smirked.

I watched Lavender's eyes widen. "First of all, I'm not a slut. And second, that's not for me to say. It shouldn't matter what gender Haruhi is. I'm a girl and you guys don't care, and Tamaki is a guy and you all still don't care."

"That's different..."

"If I just so happened to be a cross-dresser... would you be upset?"

"I-" The girl looked at her nervously until Kyoya stepped forward and decided to shut down the club.

"Alright everyone! I'll see you all tomorrow!"

As soon as the door closed and everyone had left, Lavender had vanished and I was doomed with punishment with Kyoya.

Nothing can ever be easy...