Disclaimer: I don not own Darren Shan. And that goes for both of them. I also don't own twilight.
Darren's P.O.V
Okay so I'm sitting here and this guy who I'm guessing is CC, is pacing in front of us trying to act all cool.
"Okay humans, you gonna tell us why you tried actin like meat eaters." said Carlisle(A.N. since the D.S. vampires are so much different than twi vamps Carlisle thinks they are human)
"Are you saying you aren't?" I accused, even thought it had an obvious answer.
"Yes, I and my family are Vampires." he said accidentally slipping out of the police get-up. "Does that scare you!"
"No, because you are so not vampires." I retorted
"Yes we are!" he said
"not"
"Yes"
"no"
"Yes"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"YES!"
"NO!""guys can we get back to the topic at hand" interrupted JAWB
"Yes Jacob we can." said Carlisle "Now the wolves and my family are going to have to punish you fro your actions."
Okay now this had gone to far. If they truly were vampires(even though that seemed highly unlikely due to there appearance) than I being vampire prince would be able to put an end to this nonsense. "I am afraid I will not allow you to do that"
"And who are you do order us around pipsqueek" said one of the big ones
"My name is Darren Shan Vampire Prince, and I order you to unleash me and my mentor Larten Crepsley" everyone stood there mouths open in shock.
A.N. Okay finally got this chapter done. Sorry for the long time it took to update. I came up with the story in my spare time and it is meant to be short and random so I don't spend to much time on it.