Disclaimer – I don't own twilight but I wouldn't mind owning Vampire Academy and Vampire Diaries…. (Dimitri and Damon *drools*)

Ankle Deep: Damn it! Badass left me alone so she can spend time with Dimitri. I got to admit, he is hot.

*footsteps*

AD – Not again!

*more footsteps*

AD – Voulturi, Strigoi or Guardians?

*more more footsteps*

AD – Seriously. Who and what are you?"

Mystery Person – Your worst fucking nightmare…

AD – I know that voice. Oh no. Oh no…

Mystery Person – Oh yes.

AD – Badass… what a pleasant surprise!

BH – Wish I could say the same thing…

AD – What do you mean?

BH – Hmm… let's see… Being kidnapped in my sleep, thrown in a closet with food or internet connection and left to starve and loose connection to the world… ring a bell?

AD – Ooh. Yeah. About that… it was to send a message…

BH – Ooh Yeah! What message?

AD – A message from … Aro, Galina and Katherine. Whoever they are. They compelled me to capture you and imprison you. The message was something along the lines of … we know who you are and what you are capable of … stop or else. She threatened to go on a killing spree. Please stop

BH – I take it that's not okay with you? Shit. I'm gonna kill you. How am I gonna stop this…

AD – Hey don't kill the messenger! My actions, they belong to me. I own them.

AD – w-w-w-w-hat are-e- you gonn-naa do to m-m-ee?

BH – I would like to introduce you to my friends… Jacob Black, Dimitri Belikov and Damon Salvatore.

AD - *thinks to herself* How did she manage to get such hot guys wrapped around her pinky?

BH - I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message. Get her Damon!

*wind sounds and Damon grabbed AD in one second*

BH – Dimitri, dungeon .. Jake send message to Aro, Galina and Katherine that I won't stop until I win.

AD – No BH don't do this.

BH – Bye babe!

Muhahahahahahah

*Ankle deep is slammed into a dungeon, never to see light again (until she's due to write again)*

Damon - Today has been a no-good, very-bad day..

Dimitri – I agree, but as long as BH is safe.

*Three mysterious people step out from the shadows*

Damon - We have a problem, Badass. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

THE END … for now….

Chapter 7

I haven't seen her for … 1 Week.

7 Days.

168 Hours.

10, 080 Minutes.

604, 800 Seconds.

Whichever way you want to look at it.

All thoughts are centred on Bella.

Bella.

I miss her beautiful, angelic face. I miss her soft, velvety voice. I miss her shiny, brown hair. I miss her.

Get it together Edward! She's only a girl. Only a girl. Only a girl. A beautiful, sweet girl that I like.

Aghhh. Get it together!

How could I have been so rude when we last met? Okay? That's all I could say! A mere two syllables! I still can't stop thinking about that day. How close I was to her…

What did I say Edward? Get it together!

I had forgiven Alice for putting me in that situation, but me – being the nice brother – had to get payback. Yesterday, I snuck into her room, while she was at Bella's house, stole all her favourite clothes and ripped them to shreds. That's why she is going shopping today.

At least I can mope in a solitary environment.

The phone rang, its trill ricocheting off the walls of our grand home. Who could it be now? I wasn't expecting someone to call. Wait – could it be Bella?

I raced to the still ringing phone, but as I got there, I hesitated. If it's Bella, should I answer? Wait – I shouldn't.

Answer!

Don't!

While an impro. Debate took place inside my head, I realised that the phone was still ringing.

Oh, well. Here goes nothing…

"Hello?" I said nervously.

I couldn't hear anything but cheers and screams. What the?

"Hello" I said demandingly.

"Whoaaa! Yoooo brahhhhh!"

Of course. It was him.

"Hey Emmett. How are you?"

"F-ing awesome brooo! Get off your lazzzyyy ass – we're going out!" He cheered.

"And who are 'we'?" I pressed.

"The three amigos! Eddiie, Emmiie and Jaaziie!"

Emmett – my older brother – called me, himself and Jasper – our other brother – the three amigos Eddiie, Emmiie and Jaaziie. Emmett was the crazy, party guy, older brother who was immature and crazy. Even with his girlfriend – Rosalie – always scolding him about his immature behaviour, he never stopped. I liked to think of him as a cuddly bear with mood swings.

"Where are we going?"

"CLUBBINGGG!"

"Um. No."

"Eddiieeeee!" He whinged. I swear sometimes he acts and thinks like a 5 years old.

"No."

"Fine. Shopping Mall!" What? The Mall? Emmett never shops.

"Do you mind me asking why the Mall? You never go shopping!"

"Of course I'm not going shopping! There'ss an arrcadee at the mall! It's fully sick brahhh. Pweettyyy Pweaseee?" If I don't give in, he won't stop pressuring me.

"Fine."

"WHoaaaa! Did ya hear that Jazziieee? Eddiiieee said yessieee!"

"Whoaaa! Meet you at the Mall in 5 minutes bro!" Jasper joined in.

"Okay. Bye." I said and hung up.

It's hard being the only sensible brother.

Jasper – who is dating Alice – always gave in when Emmett wanted to go out. Jasper was always shy and looked like he was in pain – but Emmett made all the pain go away – and of course only a couple of vodka shots would be involved.

Okay Edward. This is the day.

The day?

Yes the day!

What day?

That all thoughts of Bella leave your mind!

Ohh.

If anyone knew that I had silent conversation with my mind – I'd be labelled as the "Crazy Cullen Kid"

I threw on an Italian leather jacket, grabbed the keys to my silver Volvo and drove to the mall.

Well, tonight's the night
I'm gonna get it right,
gonna hit the scene with my friends.

Tonight's the night
I'ma feel alright,
feel alright again.

Tonight's the night
I'm gonna do what I gotta do
to get out of here.

Tonight's the night
I'ma feel alright,
feel alright again.

Okay. That's how and why Eddie ended up at the mall. Next chappie – the mall. Dum dum dummmmm…. What can the three amigos do at the mall before seeing bella? Ideas?

*10 reviews* Yeah. Thats Right. 10 or no mall.