Disclaimer: I am not a vampire so I obviously cannot be Darren Shan since he is a vampire, which means I cannot own the cirque du freak saga or any of it's characters. I do not own any of the Darren Shan or twilight characters. Twilight characters belong to Stephanie Meyer
Edward's P.O.V.
Did that little boy just say what I think he did. I stood there with my mouth open in shock.
"OMG, your highness I am so sorry I had no idea!" said Emmet in an adoring fashion. Rosalie smacked him on the upside of his head. The boy Darren the "Vampire Prince" stood there with a gloating expression on his face.
"You idiot!" shrieked Rosalie "This kid could never be "Vampire Prince" for two reasons." "One he is not a vampire-"
"Am to a-" Darren started then stopped when Rosalie sent him a glare that clearly stated SHUT UP.
"One he is not a vampire" Rosalie started again "and two there is no such thing as a vampire prince"
"You are wrong on both counts actually." piped in the man who until now was all but forgotten, Crepsley I believe he was called. "We are vampires and vampire princes do exist." "In reality it is you who are not vampires"
"excuse me but what do you mean not vampires?" asked Carlisle "I myself am over 300 years old, and I have not aged a bit" By now our cop façade -or rather Carlisle's cop façade as I nor anyone else besides that slobbering idiot of a werewolf Jacob wished to take part in such outrageous shenanigans- had completely fallen leaving dumbfounded and confused vampires -also including one brain-dead werewolf- in it's place.
"Yes well in actuality you are a horrible experiment gone wrong and you are really descended from a certain jellyfish." said Darren, " The venom of that jellyfish was mixed with the blood of a vampire bat in hopes of making a hybrid jellybat, unfortunately it created a human with side effects like an unnatural thirst for blood and multiple other side effects immortality, shiny skin in sun, etcetera , etcetera."
And once again I and my family members had our mouths open in shock.
Darren's P.O.V.
I had just finished telling them their true heritage and they were gaping at me again. Gosh they must be stupid. Why else would they feel burning when they are transformed, cause jelly fish stings hurt. (Boom ,Boom, Crash) (I know not funny whatever!)
The only one not shocked was the one named JAWB who seemed to be rolling on the floor trying to contain laughter. Something tells me I have a lot of explaining to do.
A.N. alright hey sorry, so very sorry for the long time between updates. Four months gosh that's a long time. Well anyways thanks for all the reviews and stuff. I never expected this to be so popular. So, I don't know how far I can go with this and/or where I am going with this but if you want me to keep going then ill do my best. Any ideas appreciated, I will take all into consideration. Now considering I haven't updated in months I don't know how long it will be till I update again, school play is going on so Ill be busy. Review and ill try to update as soon as possible thanks- Twilightaddict102