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Jacob's P.O.V.
HA!HA!HA!HA! The Cullens! THE SUPER AMAZING VEGETARIAN VAMPIRE CULLENS WERE NOT VAMPIRES! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! The look on that prissy Edward's face when this darren dude told them was hysterical. it looked like a mix of peeing his pants and slowly being told that hair gel has been destroyed forever. I am rolling on the floor laughing by now of course so I am not able to see the other cullens' faces. I was just standing up to antagonize edward when out of nowhere came…
"EDWARD CULLEN! YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE?" shouts Bella. " HOW DARE YOU TELL ME YOU ARE A VAMPIRE AND THEN TELL ME YOU TURNED ME INTO A VAMPIRE! DO YO FEEL GUILTY THAT YOU ACTUALLY TURNED ME INTO A JELLY FISH FREAK!" Silence fills the room and I am able to see everyone staring with their mouths hanging open in shock. And the n iam on the floor laughing…again. The dude darren looks like he wants to say something but cant seem to get it out for he too is trying to contain his laughter. I stand up again and sake off my tiny spasms of giggles until finnaly I am able to speak calmly…
"HA!HA! HA! YOU"RE NOT VAMPIRES! YOU"RE NOT VAMPIRES! WHOSE THE ONLY REAL MYTHICAL CREATURE IN THE HOUSE? I AM! I AM!" everyone turns their shocked mouths to me as I think they have forgotten I was here while the two real vampires looked towards me with confusion. so I go over to them and whisper in their ear to tell the the big secret.
"Okay you guys, I am going to let you in on a biggggggggg seeeeeeeecret. I. AM. A. WEREWOLF." I wait for it to sink in and for the mto be amazed and as they turn I hear them say…..
"Hello JAWB nice to meet you now as I am assuming your initials stand for something may I ask what your real name is and why you seem to think being a werewolf is such a big secret?" sais the tall man with orange har.
I blush and manage to stutter out "well.. the initials stand for Jacob Alpha Wolf Black, but my name is only Jacob Black."
"And as for why you think being a werewolf is a big secret?" asks Darren.
I stand there trying to think of something to say.
"I got nothin…." I say. Oops did I just say that out loud?
A.N. Hey guys alright I know it has been a long time but I hsve a compromise I already have the next chapter written and if I can get at least 10 reviews I will post it ASAP, if not then you just have to wait till I feel like it. Once again thanks for reading any and or all reviews are appreciated as wells as any ideas for I still don't really know where I am going with this. Thanks for reading- Twilightaddict102