Disclaimer: I do not own darren shan or twilight those rights belong to darren shan and stephanie meyer.
Mr. Crepsley's P.O.V.
This werewolf is very strange and imature, it makes me doubt how he was raised I mean where I come from werewolves are all taught proper manners to tone down their canniballistic side. This "Jacob" fellow is nothing like the sort of werewolves I have met, mean he acts like being a werewolf makes him a super hero, so imature.
"Exuse me!" I say, " But where are your manners?"
"What?" asks Jacob with a dumbfounded expression on his face. Across the room I hear laughing it seems to be coming from one of the jelly bats- the scientific name for their species is way to long- the bronze haired one.
Edward's P.O.V.
Ohhhhh! That mongrel making fun of me I mean this is ridiculous he is the stupidist person on the planet and I totally woudnt go crazy if the world ran out of hair gel- wait a second world ran out of hair gel- "!" everybody turns to stare at me. "Oops did I say that out loud?""Hey that's my line!" yells Jacob
"Yeah well who cares im better than you!" I am about to attack jacob when someone says.
"Exuse me! But where are your manners?" This makes me laugh so hard I am pissing my pants- again- the dude starts staring at me .
"JACOB BLACK! MANNERS! THOSE WORDS DON'T EVEN BELONG IN THE SAME SENTENCE!" I yell at the top of my lungs in between burst of laughter.
"Well you obviously don't have manners either because well mannered people don't make fun of others." said the man crepsley.
"Are you telling me you don't make fun of people!" shouts Emmet. that idiot shouldn't he learn not to antagonate people.
"Well no I do but I can because I am a vampire and I am above the rules of manners." he sais matter of fact like. OOOOOOOOOOO! He makes me so mad! I mean he is so not a Vampire.
"I AM A VAMPIRE! I AM ABOVE THE RULES! YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE! YOU ARE NOT ABOVE THE RULES!" I shouted without thinking, but I mean really who does he think he is insulting ME! EDWARD CULLEN! SUPER AWESOME GUY WITH AWESOME HAIR GEL IN MY AWESOME HAIR THAT SHINES AND MAKES BELLA WANT TO KISS ME!
"DUDE!I ALREADY FRICKIN TOLD YOU YOU ARE A JELLY BAT! GOT IT A J-E-L-L-Y-B-A-T! YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE!" yells Darren the "Vampire Prince"
"I still don't believe you" I say.
"EDWARD THAT IS FRICKIN IT I AM TIRED OF YOU LYING YOU SAID YOU WOULD TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE BUT YOU DIDN'T YOU TURNED ME INTO A FRICKIN JELLY BAT! AND NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO LIE ABOUT IT TO PROTECT YOUR PRECIOUS PRISSY A*$. THAT IS IT WE ARE DONE! BESIDES YOUR TOTALLY AWESOME HAIR GEL HAIR THAT MAKES ME WANT TO KISS YOU SO DOES NOT WORK ANY MORE BECAUSE HAIR GEL DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE!" yells Bella as she storms out the door.
OH NO! OH NO! SHE DID NOT JUST DO THAT!- wait a second no hair gel- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, my hair gel!"
"Shut up you prissy face" yells Alice.
"Yeah you are annoying" agrees jasper.
"THAT IS IT YOU NOT ONLY TURNED MY FAMILY AGAINST ME BUT YOU TOOK AWAY MY WONDERFUL BELLA! I!WILL!KILL!YOU!" and with that I charge at darren ready to kill.
A.N. awesome a super long chapter all done. well thankyou to those who reviewed and to one person who reviewed 9 times, good job person your reviews make laugh- in a good way- and I thank you. all right I think this story is almost done cause I am running out of ideas but….. and don't get your hopes up to high for this but… I may right a short one-shot of a sequel involving the volturi fingding out about their "problem". anyways keep reading and reviewing thanks for reading- Twilightaddict102