Gamer- Hey oh peeps out there! *gets bitten by a vampire, turns into one, and brings pleasure to those he drinks from*
Xenik- Our other chapters have been going from good to exciting baby!
Trixikan- Hey guys hows it going?
Everyone- Hey!
Xion- Oh kay first dare is from... Twotailed Reviewer!
Hi there! ^^ Can I suggest a dare or two~?
Roxas- Aww, it sucks that everyone's giving you mean dares, you're my favorite character. :C *gives you a hug* Although I don't know why people ship you and Xion.. I dare you to spend a week with Namine' instead of her, hee~ If you don't want to do that, then tell the truth- what do you think about all the yaoi shipping you and Axel, hm?
Axel- Hey, Ax', what's up? I dare ya ta burn everyone's clothes! *cackles.*
Sora- ..I don't know, do whatever you feel like doing ^^
And, if something humiliating has happened..
Everyone- Give eachother a hug and icecream :C God knows ya guys need it. ...Unless you're currently dead.
Roxas- Well I'm use to the Odd dares and I am everybody's facorite!
Gamer- Great now he has a bigger ego then before.
Xenik- Yeah.
Roxas- Shut up you two! Well they ship me and Xion because we are the BEST couple out there!
Gamer- Well I love the Naminie and Roxas fanfics but there is not enough Roxas and Xion fanfics.
Roxas- *takes Naminie and goes to Hawaii*
Everyone- ...
Gamer- Ok now for Axle's dare... Huh where is Axle?
*Portal apperas and Axle steps out with Laxerne both of their clothes shredded*
Axle- *hold up hands* don't ask.
Trixkan- Ok but do your dare now!
*everyone clothes burn and everybody is naked*
Gamer- YOU COULDN'T HAVE WAITED TILL THE OPPOSITE SEX WERE IN DIFFERENT ROOMS! NOW EVERYBODY WILL-*interrupted by moans*
Gamer- Never mind... And it looks like I will have all of the ice cream then... *eats all of the ice cream* DELICIOUS it is salty yet sweet...
*2 hours later*
*Everybody now fully clothed*
Trixikan- Ok now for our next review which is from a new revier called...T S M R Reviews
Marluxia- You poor girly Man, for stress relief why not place a Quarter-Trap, then when Xenik picks it up you can use him as a chewtoy for Cerberus.
Roxas: D: I really wish they wouldn't always pair you. For a dare why not steal Manse- er, I mean Xemnas' pants?
Marluxia- *places a quarter infront of Xenik- that has sleeping powder if you pull it*
Xenik- *looks down* OHHH SHINY! *Bends down then falls asleep*
Marluxia- *Throws him into Cerberus's cage* HAVE FUN IN HELL!
*Xenik is killed*
Gamer- *Brings him back to life*
Xenik- *still sleeping*
Roxas- *sneaks near mansex and pantsed him*
Mansex- ROXAS!... GAMER CHANGE MY NAME BACK!
*Everyone Rofling*
Gamer- Fine
Princess Mansex- Thank- CHANGE IT BACK
Gamer- *Laughing* *Changes his name*
Xemnas- Thank you.
Trixikan- Ok time for the next dare from the review... Riayna Darkheart.
Yep, I did not log in. But it is me! *claps* Good job on tourturing Sora. I'll give him a breather for this chapter.
Xenik, Gamer & Trixikan: Enjoy my last request? Well, since this IS called Truth or Dare, I'll ask for some truth for a change. Later. After this one dare for you two. I know some KH peoples there can be pretty annoying. Am I right? So how about some free-range dare on, since it was clear last cahpter, the superior? Well, kinda free range. You create the situation. But some things must be used. It has to include rope, dynamite (What? I like explosives), a dark environment, his so copyrighted Lightsabers, and I give you the gift of invisiblity. This might work batter if youcheck out youtube, minus the rope and dynamite, which are my prefered torture tools.
Sora: I give you a break today, but I'll be back next time, with new tricks and tortures. And what's more, you can't do a thing about it, 'cause I'm WAAYY over HERE. Sucka!
Xenik Gamer and Trixikan- *smirking evilly*
Everybody- *takes 8 steps back*
Xenik Gamer and Trixikan- *turn invisable*
*2 seconds later*
Xemnas- *tied to a chair dynimate on his weapon and it blows up in...*
Everybody- 3...2...1...
Xemnas- *blows up*
Gamer- OK Sora your off the hook for TODAY.
Sora- *lets out breath he was holding* Ok the next review is from... Blacktemplarknight295
I have one make Sora & Kari go a double date with Roxas And Xion and make them go all the way (hint hint wink wink)while the rest of the organization fight each other in a swords only free for all fight.
p.s. awesome story keep going.
Gamer- Well I'm going to keep writing this story till I get to 200 chapters. Yep its gonna be a lot of pain for you guys.
Xenik-*transports Sora Kairi Roxas and Xion to a restuarnt with rooms nearby*
*8 days later*
Roxas Xion Sora and Kair- *walk in*
Gamer- What happened?
Them- nothen.
Trixikan- Well Xenik won in the fighting contest. Not really a surprise though.
Xenik- Yeah and the next review is from... Water Angel Alyssa.
Gamer- Uh before we read the review Roxas and Sora can you leave the room for Kairi and Xion's dare please?
Roxas- Fine.
Sora- Whatever. *They leave room*
Rofl! ^^ This truth or dare is full of WIN!
Xion & Kairi: Kairi, put on a short black wig so you look like Xion. Xion, put on a red Kairi wig. Switch outfits. Now Xion, go over to Sora, and Kairi, you go over to Roxas. Let's see if they figure out whose who :)
Xenik: I know I'm going to regret this but...*gives him a bag full of explosive bombs, grenades, and dynamite* have fun~ (...I just doomed you all, didn't I? ^^;)
Zexion: ...WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THAT BOOK! D8 (My friend says it has lost souls, and another friend says it an porn book, while I think its an emo journal. Its a debate we have often lol)
Riku: I think its kinda funny that Sora got the Keyblade AND the girl. (Kairi) How come you didn't, huh? :3
Sora: Why do you think you got the keyblade and the girl, when Riku didn't?
Gamer: Would you mind if I guest starred on the show in the next chapter? :3
Roxas: *rofl* You're voiced by Jesse McCartney X3 Sorry, sorry, I had to make fun. Anyways, IF you guess that 'Kairi' was really Xion in disguise, you get a prize! I don't care what it is. You choose
Gamer- Yes you may Water Angel. *Shouts* Sora, Roxas you can come in now.
*Sora and Roxas walk in after Xion and Kairi change*
Xenik- *bag of explosives appears before him* *The most evil idea ever thought of*
Gamer and Trixikan- *put protective bubbles around themselves*
*World Explodes*
Gamer- *hurtiling through space past Pluto* Great Alyssa you killed everybody besides Trixikan and me.
Trixikan- *makes everybody come back to life and makes the planet it was*
Xenik- That was fun lets do it again!
Zexion- *grabs book and protects it* No one will ever know wh- Gamer BRING IT BACK!
Gamer- *opens first page* Lets se- *eyes widden closes book and barfs*
Zexion- *blushes* don't say anything what you saw in there or else your biggest secret will be told to Water Angel- Alyssa!
Gamer- *whispers to the camera near him* man does he love porn magazines.
Zexion- WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Gamer- *sweat drops* Nothen.
Riku- Well Sora probably got the keyblade and the girl because A) I look way more awesome then he does an every nerdy boy needs luck sometimes.
Sora- HEY!
Xenik- Hay is for horses.
Roxas- *Reading review from Alyssa* "If you guessed 'Kairi' was Xion in disguised you get a prize you choose"... Man Sora made loved to Xion and I thought they wern't any different! *Is sad D8*
Gamer- Well better luck next time Roxas. *holds throat and is speaking in a raspery voice* I'll be back in a sec *opens portal and runs through it*
Xenik- *calls after him* Make sure not to make a big bloody mess!
Trixikan- Well thats all for this Turth or dare fic chapter so see yeah nexy time when we have a guest star on this show Her name is... (can't you feel the suspense?) Water Angel- Alyssa!
*With Gamer*
Gamer- *looks at all of the girls on the street* too plump, too much skin, no skin, no-*stops and stares at the beutiful girl next to him*
Gamer- she'll do. *puts the girl to sleep*
Gamer- *Bites her neck*
Girl- *moaning in sleep*
*Thats all for this show see yeah next time!*
