AN- To Erec Krispy reviewer- YOO DONT TELL ME WOT TO DO
Chapter 2
"Catiel!" Dean screamed. "Wtf are you thinking about cunt?"
Castiel snaped out of his memory and said "I'LL HELP YOU DEAN." He spook to loudly and Dean could tell somfing was on his mind but he didn't ask cos he wos shy around Castiel.
"So," said Castiel. "I see yoor problem yo are not gay but you want to get married. Whats your plam dean?"
"We need to go back in time," Dean said. "A looooooooong way back, like 700 hundered years. Sam will make a deal wif a demon and after a year go to hell. Youll take me back to da present Casteil, and Sam will hav been in hell for SEVEn hundered years lol and turned into a demon. He'll escope from hell and possess the body of a woman. THEN WE CAN BE MARRIED WIVOUT BEING HOMOS"
"yor a genius Dean" said Sam.
"SHUT THA FUCK UP CUNT" Cassette yelled at Sam.
The brothers looked at him in surprise. fuck, thought castile, Sam knows I'm jeelos of him being wif Dean! A plan came to Castiels mind, he would go along wiv da plan…except he wooldnt help Sam escape from Hell!
Meenwile...My name is Sarah and Im 16 and average hite wif wavy brown hair dat is always soft an shiny even if i dont wosh it, my eyes are green like emeralds and hsvr fleks of purple in dem. i also hav a demon inside me (not like dat eww) Hes name is Azazel and he chose to possess me cos i am his human deescendant (demons were once human if yoo havnt seen dat episode) I coodnt move my own body it wos weerd and lik i wos bein mind controled and raped at da same time...but it wos kind of sexxy lol!
"how dost thou feel to hav naught control over thou own body?" Azazel leered nastily into da mirror he wos making sarah stand in front of naked cos he wos a pervert "Yoo shalt obey me and together we shalt raze...Lucyfer!"
Meanwile in Woshinton dc..."mister president sir!" tha secreteary of defens said urgently as he ran up to da presidents desk. "Dere is goin to be a demon invasion soon an we hav to stop it"
"HOLY FUCK" said the presidont "WE HAVE TO STOP DEM...SEND IN THA EIGHTH ARCHANGEL SOPHIEL AND HER VESEL...ARIA WINCHESTER!"
A/N: I knoow Castiel is being a cunt but he luvs Dean! (noot out of character if yoo hav seen da show lol) DO NOT STEEL ANY OF DIS ERIC KRISPY