It had been only a few days since Hermione had made her interest known in that dark corridor and Harry and her had since cemented their new relationship as boyfriend and girlfriend and while Harry had expected that Ron would be less than enthused with this revelation, his response of "about bloody time!" was not at all what Harry expected. After all Ron had spent the vast majority of the time Harry and He had been "friends" acting like a jealous, covetous twat and to hear his blithe acceptance of this radical change in their friendship paradigm was ...strangely out of the ordinary.
"So you're fine with Hermione and I as a couple?" Harry asked, somewhat incredulously.
Ron just looked at Harry as if he were mentally challenged.
"You do know that everyone at Hogwarts has thought of you two as a couple since first year right?" exclaimed Ron. " I mean despite you and her being two of the most clueless twits on the face of the planet, we all knew that you and Hermione were inevitable and we were just waiting for you both to just get with the program."
"But Ron...you and Hermione ...I thought that you and her would have eventually gotten together...I ...well to be honest I thought you'd be a bit more upset." Harry said
"Actually I half expected you to try to kick my arse." Harry mumbled to himself.
"Hey Harry just cause you were blind to her didn't mean I was you know" explained Ron. "And just because you weren't going to make a move didn't mean I wasn't gonna take a shot. But I always knew that even if we had ever gotten together the minute she finally "saw" you I would be yesterday's news. Can't say I wasn't hoping to get me a piece of that before she woke up but I honestly can't say I'm surprised about her choosing you over me."
"Besides" Ron continued "Me and Lavender kinda hooked back up the other night and I was gonna let Hermione down easily later tonight. I mean Hermione's great and all but my God have you seen the tits on Lavender!"
With that Harry simply wished Ron a good night and went to find Hermione and tell her that on one hand, the good news was that Ron was ok with them as a couple but on the other hand,the bad news was that Ron had planned to preemptively dump her for a oversized set of knockers attached to a vacuous gossip.
Harry finally caught up with Hermione and after leading her to the Room of Requirement proceeded to relay the pertinent details regarding his conversation with Ron to which her only reply was... "Oh thank God! I thought I'd never be shut of that mouth breathing troglodyte."
Once again Harry was at a loss to explain his girlfriends reaction. After all Ron had been their friend for seven years. When he tried to explain his confusion to Hermione she simply said " Really Harry, do you actually think I would have maintained any type of cordial relationship with Ronald Weasley if he hadn't been your friend? Honestly, the man has the intellect of a mentally deficient baboon and the manners of a slovenly porcine! I tolerated that man simply because to do otherwise would have alienated you from me."
'Huh?' thought Harry, 'guess you never can really know how someone will react after all'
"So" Harry asked, "Now that we have cleared the deck of one Mr. Ron Weasley, what did you have in mind for the rest of our evening?"
Hermione simply reached out and cupped Harry's cock through his trousers and replied," Oh I'm sure I can think of something to do to pass the time." She smiled sweetly.
"So tell me Harry," Hermione purred, "How would like to like to take that big cock of yours and fuck me right up the arse?"
Needless to say while Harry was expecting to take their relationship to a whole nother level he 'really' wasn't expecting that...what the bloody hell was it with everyone lately?